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Posted: 12/29/2014 1:57:30 PM EDT
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No shit When your anime pillow that you cuddle-fuck every night is your aspiration of a wife, you're probably a miserable human being  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I just stared blankly at this, I am actually speechless. No shit When your anime pillow that you cuddle-fuck every night is your aspiration of a wife, you're probably a miserable human being Or the fact that pillow probably has been soaked with said miserable human being's jizz 10000x and there's a kid face down on top of it...
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Posted: 12/29/2014 1:59:59 PM EDT
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Actually, where did the baby come from? It's certainly not his. In the text he claims it's his niece - so I'm guessing he has a sister (or a brother who is better with the ladies). |
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Posted: 12/29/2014 2:25:36 PM EDT
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This thread helps my self esteem immensely.
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Posted: 12/29/2014 2:31:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2014 4:27:21 PM EDT
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63 pages... ... ... that was like watching a train wreck. My brain hurts now
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Posted: 12/29/2014 4:31:08 PM EDT
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In the text he claims it's his niece - so I'm guessing he has a sister (or a brother who is better with the ladies). Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Actually, where did the baby come from? It's certainly not his. In the text he claims it's his niece - so I'm guessing he has a sister (or a brother who is better with the ladies). Has to be a sister - if he had a brother who did well enough with women-folk that he was able to not only impregnate one, but also have her stick around long enough such that the baby would be available for such weird pictures......his brother would've beat that weird fucking shit out of him. |
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Posted: 12/29/2014 5:20:50 PM EDT
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Can't believe nobody has done it yet...      |
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Posted: 12/29/2014 5:47:50 PM EDT
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Quote Historywheres the link to his thai hooker thread? |
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Posted: 12/29/2014 5:49:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wheres the link to his thai hooker thread? Merovinchian is a very classy gentleman and a great catch
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Posted: 12/29/2014 6:18:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/29/2014 6:52:18 PM EDT
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wheres the link to his thai hooker thread? Merovinchian is a very classy gentleman and a great catch  Holy shit Mikhail, you win. Those are awesome.
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Posted: 12/29/2014 10:01:52 PM EDT
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wheres the link to his thai hooker thread? Merovinchian is a very classy gentleman and a great catch hahaha, I remember that thread. |
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Posted: 12/30/2014 12:44:53 AM EDT
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WHY have I missed this thread?
Though, reading all 63 pages in one sitting... 
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Posted: 12/30/2014 3:48:37 AM EDT
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Holy shit. Just read all of this thread in one fucking night.
There can be no doubt. I'm a neckbeard. 
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Posted: 12/30/2014 9:43:36 AM EDT
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My mom bought me a trilby for Christmas this year.
But wait, there's more! It was a bit too small, so she offered to exchange it for a bigger one. I said okay to get it out of my house, and she apparently (she emailed me, I have not seen this yet) exchanged it for a faux leather one. I'm not sure my head is capable of supporting such an awesome piece of headflair. |
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Posted: 12/30/2014 11:11:55 AM EDT
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My mom bought me a trilby for Christmas this year.
But wait, there's more! It was a bit too small, so she offered to exchange it for a bigger one. I said okay to get it out of my house, and she apparently (she emailed me, I have not seen this yet) exchanged it for a faux leather one. I'm not sure my head is capable of supporting such an awesome piece of headflair. Your neckbeardification begins. I imagine it happens like in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" (the Donald Sutherland one with the styling 70s outfits), remember how the pod people, once they had been turned, started to "gift" their friends and family members with potted plants, little pods-to-be of their very own? 
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Posted: 12/30/2014 11:15:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My mom bought me a trilby for Christmas this year. But wait, there's more! It was a bit too small, so she offered to exchange it for a bigger one. I said okay to get it out of my house, and she apparently (she emailed me, I have not seen this yet) exchanged it for a faux leather one. I'm not sure my head is capable of supporting such an awesome piece of headflair.   |
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Posted: 12/30/2014 1:01:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThat's so awesome! Its a good thing everyone at work has to wear hard hats. That way I don't know if any axtually fit in this thread. |
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Posted: 12/30/2014 1:16:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And the Internet, A couple of generations ago, if some kid wanted to dress like a freak, or act like an idiot, two things would happen. (1) their parents would tell them to stop acting like a fucking idiot (2) their friends and peers would mock them Eventually they'd realize what an abberation they were, and not get any sympathy from anyone, and would be shamed into (generally) normal behavior - and at worst maybe keep their deviancy in the closet, but more likely give it up altogether. But NOW, these losers can find OTHERS LIKE THEM on the Internet, and those idiots will encourage them, and tell them it's okay, and that they are just misunderstood, etc - and so they'll persist in their deviant behavior because they no longer feel isolated and like a freak, and instead feel enabled by all the other losers like them that the Internet allows them to find. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: NEETs? Christ Almighty.... Is this what "men" are now becoming? It seems to just be a by product of the welfare state. If they had to grow up and get a job or starve, I think they'd grow up pretty fast. No Mountain Dew or Doritos for the unemployed! This is more the product of overly affluent helicopter parents. And the Internet, A couple of generations ago, if some kid wanted to dress like a freak, or act like an idiot, two things would happen. (1) their parents would tell them to stop acting like a fucking idiot (2) their friends and peers would mock them Eventually they'd realize what an abberation they were, and not get any sympathy from anyone, and would be shamed into (generally) normal behavior - and at worst maybe keep their deviancy in the closet, but more likely give it up altogether. But NOW, these losers can find OTHERS LIKE THEM on the Internet, and those idiots will encourage them, and tell them it's okay, and that they are just misunderstood, etc - and so they'll persist in their deviant behavior because they no longer feel isolated and like a freak, and instead feel enabled by all the other losers like them that the Internet allows them to find. This. I don't think it has much to do with helicopter parenting or liberals. I think it's primarily the internet as described by DK, plus internet porn that has pushed women to a place where they are both sex objects yet untouchable.
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Posted: 12/30/2014 1:20:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I went through high school without sports, of weight training. because parents complained kids were getting hurt. they shut down sports programs altogether when the closed the showers because kids were complaining they had to get naked in showers and people could see. Shop class? Sharp shit? that sword is a weapon. they'd call swat on you for that shit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That sword looks like an eighth grader made it in shop class. 8th graders don't have shop class. much less any steel working in high school. I had shop class in eighth grade, and worked steel in shop both in middle school and high school.  What, did the nanny state kill that too? I'm only 33. I went through high school without sports, of weight training. because parents complained kids were getting hurt. they shut down sports programs altogether when the closed the showers because kids were complaining they had to get naked in showers and people could see. Shop class? Sharp shit? that sword is a weapon. they'd call swat on you for that shit. Find a better high school. They still do all that shit here. Hell, a month ago a biology teacher killed and skilled a rabbit in class. He was told not to do it again without getting permission from admin first, but that was it.
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Posted: 12/30/2014 1:28:31 PM EDT
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Quote History Bottom row, second from the right. I'm almost certain I know who that is. In addition to fitting most every stereotype in this thread, he's also a chronic liar. And I hate the fact that this whole trend has made it impossible to wear a fedora.
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Posted: 12/30/2014 3:28:47 PM EDT
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And I hate the fact that this whole trend has made it impossible to wear a fedora. One word; Porkpie. |
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Posted: 12/30/2014 6:20:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One word; Porkpie. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: And I hate the fact that this whole trend has made it impossible to wear a fedora. One word; Porkpie. Yes, most fedora wearers have the informal nickname, "Porkpie". |
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Posted: 12/31/2014 4:05:05 AM EDT
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Yes, most fedora wearers have the informal nickname, "Porkpie". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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And I hate the fact that this whole trend has made it impossible to wear a fedora. One word; Porkpie. Yes, most fedora wearers have the informal nickname, "Porkpie". Nah man, Porkpie! |
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Posted: 12/31/2014 4:15:54 AM EDT
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wheres the link to his thai hooker thread? Merovinchian is a very classy gentleman and a great catch Hahahaha! My God.....
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Posted: 12/31/2014 9:25:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2014 4:48:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2014 5:15:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2014 5:21:03 PM EDT
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Woah brony butt plug girl is pretty hot. I'd hit it.
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Posted: 1/1/2015 6:21:56 AM EDT
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On this first day of 2015 I accidentally stumbled into this thread and after flipping through a few pages my mind has been blown
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Posted: 1/1/2015 2:57:15 PM EDT
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Getting to the end of this thread could kill me. I am only on page 22 and between the laughing and the sheer volume of eye peeling neckbeard lair pictures and dating profile screenshots I may not make it out of this alive.
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Posted: 1/1/2015 3:00:15 PM EDT
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wheres the link to his thai hooker thread? Merovinchian is a very classy gentleman and a great catch Google his user name...he is the gift that keeps on giving!!! 
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Posted: 1/3/2015 6:00:24 AM EDT
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Sweet jesus.
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Posted: 1/4/2015 10:34:50 PM EDT
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Holy fuck! This thread is gold! Went through the entire 63 pages while on duty. Brain hurts & no bad guys were caught. I hate myself.
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Posted: 1/5/2015 1:58:15 PM EDT
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Holy fuck! This thread is gold! Went through the entire 63 pages while on duty. Brain hurts & no bad guys were caught. I hate myself. If you had actually read the thread, you shouldn't feel bad about yourself at all. It's a huge self-esteem boost. "Well shit, at least I'm not nearly as bad as that guy!"
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Posted: 1/5/2015 5:52:54 PM EDT
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Hate myself for wasting an entire day of work exploring the world of the neckbeard.
It's a big boost to my self esteem, yet I feel.... dirty, soiled. |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 12:37:01 AM EDT
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eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar? |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 11:18:02 AM EDT
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eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar? Quote HistoryQuoted:
eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar? They're kind of like retarded in-bred cousins. Dorks accurately describes them both. |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 3:37:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar? Quote HistoryQuoted: eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar?   It is very popular in the Sci-Fi/Comic Convention Cosplay Community. The women that do it right are smoking hot....    That is a very "G" rated cosplay costume. Usually the women are in skimpy skirts with corsets and not much else. The guy you're describing is your typical fat ass neckbeard that will never approach women let alone talk to Steampunk Women. Hell, he won't even get close enough to sniff their perfume. Him claiming he is into Steampunk was a Freudian slip and he just admitted what he masturbates to because a Fedora, Trench Coat, and a Electronic Cigarette isn't Steampunk.    |
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Posted: 1/6/2015 3:43:26 PM EDT
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Steampunk is a sci-fi genre in which it is late Victorian Period with moderm technology powdered through mechanical, steam, or coal fired power plants. http://vladimirpetkovic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2013-Steampunk.jpg http://www.pageresource.com/wallpapers/wallpaper/steampunk-final-fantasy-game-resolution_555115.jpg It is very popular in the Sci-Fi/Comic Convention Cosplay Community. The women that do it right are smoking hot.... https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e34370433b69fdde10576a2796baaa/tumblr_inline_n3b7x6AeZ61qgp297.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/4a/7e/f54a7e97fce0f0b2b47a3fdfaa9af458.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Si0gmmbyS8c/USKRGldzycI/AAAAAAAADYw/xh98z-0vkUA/s1600/madmoisellemeli-steampunk-girl-women.jpg That is a very "G" rated cosplay costume. Usually the women are in skimpy skirts with corsets and not much else. The guy you're describing is your typical fat ass neckbeard that will never approach women let alone talk to Steampunk Women. Hell, he won't even get close enough to sniff their perfume. Him claiming he is into Steampunk was a Freudian slip and he just admitted what he masturbates to because a Fedora, Trench Coat, and a Electronic Cigarette isn't Steampunk. http://craphound.com/images/slide34_t620.JPG https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/96/32/40/96324073353b382f4567aa9b98a60c41.jpg http://www.cosplaygen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cosplaygen_steampunk_cosplay_0001.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
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eta... I'm 50, my knowledge of such things is pretty much limited to the internet, therefore I have to ask... There's a guy at work who dresses like a cheap Humphrey Bogart. Fedora hat, London Fog raincoat, running shoes and he smokes an electric pipe. I asked him what's with the look, he said he is into "steam punk". Beyond a Google image search, I have no idea what Steam punk is. I just say he's a fuck'n dork, but now I'm wondering is he actually a Neckbeard? Is steam punk and neckbeard similar? http://vladimirpetkovic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2013-Steampunk.jpg http://www.pageresource.com/wallpapers/wallpaper/steampunk-final-fantasy-game-resolution_555115.jpg It is very popular in the Sci-Fi/Comic Convention Cosplay Community. The women that do it right are smoking hot.... https://31.media.tumblr.com/27e34370433b69fdde10576a2796baaa/tumblr_inline_n3b7x6AeZ61qgp297.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/4a/7e/f54a7e97fce0f0b2b47a3fdfaa9af458.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Si0gmmbyS8c/USKRGldzycI/AAAAAAAADYw/xh98z-0vkUA/s1600/madmoisellemeli-steampunk-girl-women.jpg That is a very "G" rated cosplay costume. Usually the women are in skimpy skirts with corsets and not much else. The guy you're describing is your typical fat ass neckbeard that will never approach women let alone talk to Steampunk Women. Hell, he won't even get close enough to sniff their perfume. Him claiming he is into Steampunk was a Freudian slip and he just admitted what he masturbates to because a Fedora, Trench Coat, and a Electronic Cigarette isn't Steampunk. http://craphound.com/images/slide34_t620.JPG https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/96/32/40/96324073353b382f4567aa9b98a60c41.jpg http://www.cosplaygen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cosplaygen_steampunk_cosplay_0001.jpg Off to Google cosplay costumes!
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Posted: 1/10/2015 7:34:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 8:27:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:01:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My mom bought me a trilby for Christmas this year. But wait, there's more! It was a bit too small, so she offered to exchange it for a bigger one. I said okay to get it out of my house, and she apparently (she emailed me, I have not seen this yet) exchanged it for a faux leather one. I'm not sure my head is capable of supporting such an awesome piece of headflair. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 9:14:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/19/2015 12:27:45 PM EDT
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WARNING: Some things cannot be unseen. 4Channer boils My Little Pony doll in jar of his own cum 
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:15:15 PM EDT
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Courtesy of TheNamelessOne
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:26:20 PM EDT
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Only made it through the 1st 10 pages. WTF??
Too fucked for me. |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:38:46 PM EDT
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Only made it through the 1st 10 pages. WTF?? Too fucked for me. too fucking funny you mean |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:52:38 PM EDT
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Only made it through the 1st 10 pages. WTF?? Too fucked for me. too fucking funny you mean To be honest, I don't really get it. A lot of those jokes in this thread are flying over my head. What's the deal with the fucking rainbow pony? |
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Posted: 1/19/2015 1:53:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: To be honest, I don't really get it. A lot of those jokes in that thread are flying over my head. What's the deal with the fucking rainbow pony? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Only made it through the 1st 10 pages. WTF?? Too fucked for me. too fucking funny you mean To be honest, I don't really get it. A lot of those jokes in that thread are flying over my head. What's the deal with the fucking rainbow pony? Broneys. Look at the vid I posted like 6 posts ago
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