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Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex It shames me to say this, but before we were married my ex wife dated a guy who was into some seriously fucked up shit, but at the same time was "saving himself for marriage". The dude was into being tied up, locked in a cage, being blind folded while his "lover" cut him with razor blades, taking dildos up the ass, letting his girl "ride him" with reigns and a saddle while he was on all fours...... But here's the kicker, he would never let anyone touch his penis. I think the guy might have had some seriously fucked up childhood issues. All this fucked up stuff came out after we were married, and I'm fairly convinced that it, at least partially, contributed to her generally crazy demeanor and ultimately led to our divorce. The guy pictured in that post may very well be one of those types of deviants. |
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Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex Maybe she talked him into buying feminine hygiene products for her? |
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD. Outdoors - can't be a "neckbeard". |
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD. meh would smash.. M'Lady.. |
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Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Now I kind of want to see what she looks like. Me too! This is the neckbeard she was talking to. Maybe she's the relationship he was talking about? Lulz http://i.imgur.com/ebC6GDS.jpg What are these things they did? It wasn't sex "I let her talk me into things I swore I would never do outside of marriage ..." So, a 31-year-old "man" allowed himself to be controlled/lead around/manipulated by a teenager? Even those words pigeonhole him as a creepy, passive aggressive douchebag and socially stunted deviant who doesn't take responsibility for his own actions. She "talked me into things" ergo it wasn't my fault but hers. You'd also think that a 31-year-old would have enough common sense to not skulk around some innocent woman's employment website in order to track her down and proposition her. Until now, from reading the FB smack-down I just assumed the stalker was some 17-year-old kid, not a full grown man old enough to have children of his own That poor bastard is broken. Utterly ... fucking ... broken |
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That last bit. Did that come from the Roger killer guy out in So-Cal. That seems rather familiar...and equally disturbing. ETA: Neckbeards are why Babymetal will never tour America...and shouldn't. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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http://pds21.egloos.com/pds/201312/09/63/d0005363_52a5da0a12571.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Mitsukai_Hawke/Random%20Images/waifu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SQjlnq5.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J_Tj7C6oEH0/TElvTwyxeUI/AAAAAAAABEc/dx0u9FzRjzw/s1600/72011__468x_dakimakura.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BNwZr6G.jpg http://www.murrypurry.com/comics/2013-09-23.png http://37.media.tumblr.com/f12c61a731d8fbd2adcc97523fdd5fc7/tumblr_n2n1xcMAhD1syqltto1_500.png That last bit. Did that come from the Roger killer guy out in So-Cal. That seems rather familiar...and equally disturbing. ETA: Neckbeards are why Babymetal will never tour America...and shouldn't. *cough* With Lady Gaga:
7/30 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Arena 8/01 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena 8/02 – Stateline, NV Harveys Lake Tahoe 8/04 – Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena 8/06 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center |
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http://pds21.egloos.com/pds/201312/09/63/d0005363_52a5da0a12571.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Mitsukai_Hawke/Random%20Images/waifu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/SQjlnq5.jpg http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J_Tj7C6oEH0/TElvTwyxeUI/AAAAAAAABEc/dx0u9FzRjzw/s1600/72011__468x_dakimakura.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BNwZr6G.jpg http://www.murrypurry.com/comics/2013-09-23.png http://37.media.tumblr.com/f12c61a731d8fbd2adcc97523fdd5fc7/tumblr_n2n1xcMAhD1syqltto1_500.png That last bit. Did that come from the Roger killer guy out in So-Cal. That seems rather familiar...and equally disturbing. ETA: Neckbeards are why Babymetal will never tour America...and shouldn't. *cough* With Lady Gaga:
7/30 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Arena 8/01 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena 8/02 – Stateline, NV Harveys Lake Tahoe 8/04 – Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena 8/06 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center They better get some bad-ass mofos to protect them. I foresee another Neckbeard gathering. |
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Yep. If someone posts another neckbeard-woman I'm going to get hardcore PTSD. Bet she has a muff-beard. |
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Quoted: View Quote Neckbeard Quarterly Fashion Tips Sometimes, being an intellectual powerhouse just isn't enough. Sometimes, you need that extra bit of style or that extra bit of class that makes you look like a bad ass from the 1940s. Decimating a Christian with logic and reason can feel pretty hollow when you don't have a fedora to tip or a cape to throw over your shoulder. The FedoraWe'll start with the basics of choosing the right fedora. Here, we have an enchanting MLP-inspired fedora, complete with wings and a rainbow of tolerance, which will no doubt warn the Republicunts around you that they're about to get out-logic'd. Also, be sure to notice the padded brim, which is there to provide extra comfort to your fingers during extended bouts of tipping. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wn8SoFsakac/U0Ef_s4i59I/AAAAAAAAQH8/aJBNTHdOiys/s1600/mlp-fedora.jpg The TrilbyWhen you feel as though wearing a fedora has become far too mainstream for your cultured tastes, you should try and master the forgotten art of rocking a trilby. That way, you can quip "It's a trilby, not a fucking fedora, you moron!" whenever some lowly uneducated peon says otherwise. This vintage hat will make it look as though you've just stepped out of the 1950s, a time when music was good and women knew their role in the household. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k9vZMmk0HPk/U0EmQrKKrHI/AAAAAAAAQIM/iniBHTfK7XE/s1600/neckbeard-trilby.jpg Notice our model's smile and eye contact as he pulls off one of his majestic tipping poses. Fingerless GlovesLets face it, when you see a guy wearing fingerless gloves, you just instantly know that he is a bad ass motherfucka! Maybe he has a motorbike nearby? Maybe he's just like Mel Gibson in that cool post-apocalyptic dystopian action movie? Who knows? The only thing that we do know is that we don't want to get on his bad side! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-n9-5hkWRXps/U0Epu8vIIqI/AAAAAAAAQIg/RzUGmQ6SEoo/s320/fingerless-gloves-fedora.png The Trench CoatA trench coat is another piece of clothing that is sure to give you an aura of danger. Think of yourself as Blade, except that instead of hunting down vampires, you're hunting down Christians. Or, if you're a Matrix fan, you can think of yourself as Neo, a man that is trapped inside a fake consumerist-driven society that has been constructed by Rupert Murdoch and the rest of the mainstream media. Sigh. When will the masses wake up. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E07hefxfI7o/U0EtFdBYYFI/AAAAAAAAQIs/m1vUYper7Po/s1600/trenchcoat.png Here's a picture of our reporter Jeremy, who was out on the streets of Santa Monica looking for Christians to do battle with. As you can see, he had a flask of Mtn. Dew with him in order to stave off the effects of dehydration. Be sure to note the leather gloves, which can be an excellent addition to anybody's wardrobe. Graphic T-ShirtOne of the best ways to let people know more about your obscure interests is to wear a T-shirt with a graphic on it. This graphic can be:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KHarAIL2ock/U0Ev3jxeLsI/AAAAAAAAQI4/-xtJ_OO0W34/s320/atheist-debate-me.jpg PS: None of that gay-ass "swag" or "yolo" shit. You'll end up looking like a mindless sheep. The CapeDuring the summer months, a trench coat might be too hot to wear under the gaze of the wicked sun. As an alternative, you can take a more whimsical approach by equipping yourself with a lengthy free-flowing cape. By wearing a cape, you'll be able to make yourself look like some sort of superhero or post-modern gentlesir. Think about this: Is there anything more satisfying than throwing your cape over your shoulder after you've just destroyed some philistine in an intellectual debate? The answer is no. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Sx9R64PEKuo/U0EzODRBK7I/AAAAAAAAQJE/h0UZWGr75Bk/s1600/fedora-cape.jpg The CaneThe Cane is another throwback to a time when outspoken gentlemen such as ourselves were more accepted by society. This was before gangsta rap music was invented in order subvert the middle class youth. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SO9aiKpEfN8/U0E1ptybP9I/AAAAAAAAQJQ/dI3MbSqjEvQ/s320/cane.jpg SunglassesThe black sunglasses and fedora look is hot right now. Who are these guys? What are they doing here? What is their mission? What is he looking at? http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-p5EZwXfonEY/U0E4RF2XuzI/AAAAAAAAQJc/DDVgy12Q5BU/s320/fedora-sunglasses.jpg Note that in order to pull off this mysterious look, you will need to silently nod and stare off into the distance whenever somebody speaks to you. A tip of the trilby to you m' gentleman! |
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Not a Neckbeard.... BUT WTF IS THAT!!!!!! Gay cross-dressing muslim cancer patient? |
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Quoted: I know, but the look of adoration on the guys face is priceless. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: <a href="http://s326.photobucket.com/user/HenryKrinkle3/media/NeckBeard2.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k424/HenryKrinkle3/NeckBeard2.jpg</a> Airsoft I know, but the look of adoration on the guys face is priceless. |
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Not a Neckbeard.... BUT WTF IS THAT!!!!!! Gay muslim cancer patient? |
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View Quote Is that the Hooter's at the Jacksonville Landing? Ugh.......... yet another reason why Jacksonville is going to shit |
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Need that PD to come and train FSU PD... neckbeards galore! Nooooo My alma mater has been infested with neckbeards? Fucking christ. I was there 99-04. If you couldn't get laid you had some major problems. I swear to god, all you had to do was show up at Bullwinkles and you could get laid. Show up at Yanies, get laid. Show up at Stetsons, get laid. Hell show up to "Club Pub" (Publix on Ocala), get laid. Yes show up to a grocery store after about 9pm and get laid. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Need that PD to come and train FSU PD... neckbeards galore! Nooooo My alma mater has been infested with neckbeards? Fucking christ. I was there 99-04. If you couldn't get laid you had some major problems. I swear to god, all you had to do was show up at Bullwinkles and you could get laid. Show up at Yanies, get laid. Show up at Stetsons, get laid. Hell show up to "Club Pub" (Publix on Ocala), get laid. Yes show up to a grocery store after about 9pm and get laid. Sounds nice......... wish I could say the same for Jacksonville University |
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Quoted: Craigslist, actually. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1604921_407530436058627_321608246_n.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I am 99.99% sure I know her. You two meet at a local Salvation Army store or something? Craigslist, actually. https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1604921_407530436058627_321608246_n.jpg Craigslist In the market for some special "services" are we? |
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