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Posted: 7/21/2014 12:23:03 AM EDT
http://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/search?q=neckbeard&sort=relevance&restrict_sr=on&t=all



I thought I would share this find. I was at work and a coworker was laughing hysterically, and he showed me the above link. I am sure there is enough fodder at this link to sustain GD for years to come... This is a GD comedy goldmine.




Neckbeard: A talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up)
who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake
others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own
charm. - Urban Dictionary
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Little does Arfcom know, but this is the original definition of neckbeard.  I've been saying it for years.
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AMA's as well. If all of us knew then you wouldn't see them anymore.
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Oh dear god, we have found their hive. Time to nuke it from orbit to take them all out.
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That's actually a very good definition on Urban Dictionary.

Arfcom is confused partially because to many, this site is the internet. Also, because the ammo hoarding and reselling is a very neck beard thing to do, however, it's not what makes them neck beards.
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Lulz
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Lmao
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He sounds like a cool guy
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Haha I know that guy.
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Haha I know that guy.
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Screen name ?
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It was a different board but it was DigitalMocking.
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Yep.
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How did I not know this existed!
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Oh sweet Jesus
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Well...... Goodbye Monday night.... Hello reddit fever.
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Shhhh they all think GD starts all the sayings and meme's on the internet.
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Ladies....... Grab some fucking towels.......





 
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I'd say something about the trigger discipline, but it's the least of that poor man's worries.
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Sploosh!
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I'd say something about the trigger discipline, but it's the least of that poor man's worries.


Yeah.  So many things wrong in that picture it's hard to tell where to begin.
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I'd say something about the trigger discipline, but it's the least of that poor man's worries.
It's airsoft too lol



 
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It's airsoft too lol
 
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I'd say something about the trigger discipline, but it's the least of that poor man's worries.
It's airsoft too lol
 

God, I didn't even notice.
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This dude is probably responsible for more moist panties than Brad Pitt. Oh my...
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Shhhh they all think GD starts all the sayings and meme's on the internet.


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Shhhh they all think GD starts all the sayings and meme's on the internet.


http://i.imgur.com/OzL9Gdm.jpg



LOL
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Shit, if I'm ever confronted by a fat fuck armed to the teeth with... airsoft... i would beg for mercy, lest I piss my pants laughing.
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Aimless

 
Link Posted: 7/21/2014 6:16:56 PM EDT
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I suspect this will make arfcom 101.



And I can't get over how much some of these dudes remind me of a couple in my wife's family.  
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Lots of people here think this is the nexus of the internet, which isn't really that unreasonable because to them this pretty much IS the internet. But really, compared to sites like reddit, 4chan, even 9gag, this place is a tiny little backwater.
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We're gonna need a fatter mask
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I've gotta say, this is the first time I've seen one of these fine gentlemen actually wearing a fedora and not mistaking a poor innocent Trilby as one.



 
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Hahaha. Oh man.
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Bloody hell, I'm dying here.



Bravo OP.  You've created the first epic thread in a long time.



(On a side note, what's the over/under on what percentage of our membership do these losers represent?)
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