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Posted: 7/20/2014 4:02:43 PM EDT

I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:04:40 PM EDT

[#1]

Not since the last time.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:08:29 PM EDT

[#2]

It really tied the room together

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:09:53 PM EDT

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No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:10:41 PM EDT

[#4]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:10:51 PM EDT

[#5]

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:12:04 PM EDT

[#6]

He fixes the cable?

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:21:48 PM EDT

[#7]

"And yet, his son is a dunce."

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:23:53 PM EDT

[#8]

It was the God-damned Chinaman!

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:24:07 PM EDT

[#9]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:25:02 PM EDT

[#10]

He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men,
at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who... who loved bowling...

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:25:21 PM EDT

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Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:26:13 PM EDT

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He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men,

at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who... who loved bowling...

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WTF does any of this have to do with Vietnam!!!

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:27:17 PM EDT

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Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

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It was the God-damned Chinaman!

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

Asian American, please.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:27:33 PM EDT

[#14]

You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug?

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:27:46 PM EDT

[#15]

He thinks the carpet pissers are behind this?

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:29:03 PM EDT

[#16]

All the Dude ever wanted... was his rug back... not greedy... really.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:30:05 PM EDT

[#17]

This isn't Vietnam, this is bowling - there are rules.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:30:28 PM EDT

[#18]

"Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?"

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:30:30 PM EDT

[#19]

And plus having an.. uh.. aquatic mammal.. in city limits? That ain't legal either Dude.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:33:35 PM EDT

[#20]

Nice marmot.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:33:50 PM EDT

[#21]

Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset, its hair falls out.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:34:41 PM EDT

[#22]

Careful man, there's a beverage here!

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:34:42 PM EDT

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He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men,
at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who... who loved bowling...

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You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:36:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Over the line, Smokey! I'm sorry. That's a foul.

Posted: 7/20/2014 4:52:37 PM EDT

[#25]

I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you, Jerkoff. Do i make myself clear?

Posted: 7/20/2014 5:45:19 PM EDT

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Not since the last time.

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Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese?

Posted: 7/20/2014 5:52:55 PM EDT

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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you, Jerkoff. Do i make myself clear?

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I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

Posted: 7/20/2014 5:56:30 PM EDT

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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you, Jerkoff. Do i make myself clear?

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

Posted: 7/20/2014 5:58:01 PM EDT

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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you, Jerkoff. Do i make myself clear?

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

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That scene and the dumpster crash scene are still the biggest LOL moments of that film for me!

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:00:55 PM EDT

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Not since the last time.

Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese?

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski??

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:01:01 PM EDT

[#31]

Am I the only one that understands league rules?

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:16:22 PM EDT

[#32]

Is this your homework, Larry?

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:18:02 PM EDT

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Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski??

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Not since the last time.

Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese?

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski??

...employed?

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:18:53 PM EDT

[#34]

Goodnight sweet prince

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:19:01 PM EDT

[#35]

bulk of the series, dude.

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:30:40 PM EDT

[#36]

Is this a...what day is this?

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:35:41 PM EDT

[#37]

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!!!"

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:37:12 PM EDT

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Not since the last time.

Do you speak English sir? Parla usted Inglese?

Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski??

...employed?

Surely you don't go out on a weekday dressed like that..

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:52:54 PM EDT

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I don't like your jerkoff name, I don't like your jerkoff face and I don't like you, Jerkoff. Do i make myself clear?

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

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Fucking fascist

Posted: 7/20/2014 6:53:52 PM EDT

[#40]

Your revolution is over, Lebowski!
Condolences!
The bums lost.

Posted: 7/20/2014 7:16:07 PM EDT

[#41]

Despised this movie first watch, now one of my favorites of all time.

Posted: 7/20/2014 7:17:49 PM EDT

[#42]

Let me tell you something pendejo....

Posted: 7/20/2014 7:18:17 PM EDT

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Despised this movie first watch, now one of my favorites of all time.

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Same here.

Posted: 7/20/2014 7:43:42 PM EDT

[#44]

As if we would ever DREAM of taking your bullshit money!!!!!!!

Posted: 7/20/2014 7:49:21 PM EDT

[#45]

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Love this movie...now gotta go see it and have some white Russians.

G

Posted: 7/21/2014 5:31:07 PM EDT

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He died--he died as so many of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering young men,
at Khe San and Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And Donny too. Donny who... who loved bowling...

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...in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been...