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Posted: 4/18/2001 7:35:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/18/2001 8:42:58 AM EST by Golgo-13]
1. Shooters who don't police their brass at the range. 2. Over-age jocks at the gym who play grabass and don't seem to have realized yet that, no matter what else happens, they aren't going to play in the game Friday night. 3. Parents whose first response when I have a conference w/ them over a disciplinary infraction is to say "MY child would never do something like that." 4. Store clerks who are more interested in gossiping with their friends than in waiting on me. 5. Idiots who get in the left lane and then pace an 18-wheeler in the right lane, forming a rolling roadblock. 6. The very fact that Pauly Shore exists. 7. When I am on traffic direction and people behave as if I personally scheduled the parade/fire/emergency especially to inconvenience them. 8. Having to work more than one job to make ends meet. 9. Women who wear ball caps mashed way down on their heads with their hair sticking out over the sizing strap in back. 10.Motorcyclists who think traffic law is for "cagers." 11. People whose sole knowledge of the Catholic Church comes from Jack Chick tracts. 12. People who INSIST that the AR series is unreliable because of early Vietnam-era problems that were identified and corrected decades ago. 13. Reality TV. 14. The price of gasoline, especially as I am driving from one job to the next. 15. The way they've edited the classic Warner Bros. and MGM cartoons to conform to present-day PC. 16. The growing support for paying reparations to descendants of slaves. 17. Imbrog|io's ongoing affair with Chelsea. 18. It isn't deer season. 19. You. 20. Me.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 7:40:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 9. Women who wear ball caps mashed way down on their heads with their hair sticking out over the sizing strap in back.
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Dunno about that . . . This is how I ran into Heather Locklear at the local park. I wouldn't have recognized here at all if it were'nt for her hubby Richie Sambora. She's still hot. . . .
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 7:49:04 AM EST
You forgot the following: Ammo Price Class III prices Beer prices Gun laws Premature ejaculation
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Golgo - What other than the epic "Kill the Wabbit" episode of WB cartoons have been castrated? I gotta find an uneditied copy of that one at least....
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:11:37 AM EST
How about the @$$holes in minvans on the highway that speedup and pass you only to slow down when they get in front of you. If I only had some sidewinder missles... [}:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:15:27 AM EST
All the violent sight-gags involving somebody ending up in blackface have been excised. Lots of WWII era ones have been edited or withdrawn from circulation because of the unfavorable portrayals of Japanese. In fact, violence in general has been cut out. I tried to watch a Road Runner cartoon on TV the other day and was appalled. The "punch-line" to almost every gag was cut out. Lots of really great 1940s MGM cartoons are cut all to shytte or withdrawn from circulation because of perceived "rascist" humor. All this really pisses me off.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:22:20 AM EST
1. People who leave the top on the copy machine up. 2. Drivers who don't use turn signals. 3. People who think the world revolves around them (and NOT around me [:D] as we all know that it does) 4. People who support abortion, and also support gun control - for the children 5. Rosie 6. Holllywood people who make a living by living in a fantasy world, then want to force their view of the world on me. 7. Barbara Walters voice 8. Barbara Streisands nose. 9. Barbara Boxer's existence. 10. Diet soda.
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Try to tell #9 to my GF when she is shooting with her (previously my) NRA hat pulled down low and her hair sticking out the back. She's found its the only way to keep from doing the 'hot brass in the bra' dance. Kharn
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:22:51 AM EST
1. People who still say Al Gore won 2. Liberals (same as 1 above) 3. Taxes
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:27:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By Kharn: Try to tell #9 to my GF when she is shooting with her (previously my) NRA hat pulled down low and her hair sticking out the back. She's found its the only way to keep from doing the 'hot brass in the bra' dance. Kharn
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Or maybe YOU should stop telling her to wear those low cut blouses that you like so much to the range [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:27:54 AM EST
Amen to all of the above! Regarding number five, it's obvious that DMVs here in the States hand out driver's licenses like so much candy at Halloween because very few actually know the "rules" of the road. If the left-lane idiots insisted on parking themselves in the number one lane on European highways, especially in Italy or Germany, they'd be punted off the tarmac in short order and know precisely why. May I add to that list those who refuse to use hands-free headsets and instead try to drive while carrying on conversations (and carrying/cradling phones) which absorb what little attention they apply to operating motor vehicles anyway? Makes me glad I don't have to commute on my bike on LA freeways any more. [chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:37:50 AM EST
1- Communists. 2- Liberal who wine and dance with the commies. 3- Nosy, lazy, stupid neighbors.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:37:57 AM EST
Originally Posted By glock_forty5: How about the @$$holes in minvans on the highway that speedup and pass you only to slow down when they get in front of you.
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I live to piss people like that off. Pass them then speed up when there are no cars coming then slow down if there are cars coming. If on a 4 lane pass them right before your exit and slow down to turn at the latest possible time.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:40:57 AM EST
1. MFDCGH 2. Everyone is always happier than me. 3. Constantly being shunned by womenz. 4. IASDP 5. That rich steyraug bastard and all of his stinking guns. 6. Cheap ass people who throw pennies into the water fountain. 7. Being so lonely. 8. Always having bad luck. 9. Having no life. 10. Threads like this one that make me depressed.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:47:18 AM EST
Originally Posted By Imbrog|io: 1. MFDCGH 2. Everyone is always happier than me. 3. Constantly being shunned by womenz. 4. IASDP 5. That rich steyraug bastard and all of his stinking guns. 6. Cheap ass people who throw pennies into the water fountain. 7. Being so lonely. 8. Always having bad luck. 9. Having no life. 10. Threads like this one that make me depressed.
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I think #3 is explained by #4-10. [:D] gotten any "PAINTING" lately???? [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:49:42 AM EST
1. Empty toilet paper rolls. 2. Magazine subscription card inserts. 3. Wet Socks. 4. French Canadians. 5. Small Pets 6. Girlfriends with "headaches." 7. Ice Cream "brain freeze." 8. People who say "Excuse you." 9. People who say "My Bad." 10. People.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:51:25 AM EST
1. Shooters who don't police their brass at the range.
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Really? I love people who leave behind .45 ACP brass* for me to pick up. The other stuff I just kick out of the way. * - Unless it's Blazer or Wolf. [b]That[/b] gets annoying.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 8:54:23 AM EST
I love it when chicks wear their hats like that.
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People like Johnny Depp who live in France because "AMERICA is to Violent!". When the hoser makes tons of $$$ making movies like "Johnny Bracco?" and "BLOW" which I heard really does!! Communist punks! Lynn [uzi] [%|] [rail]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:07:54 AM EST
1. Shooter's who throw out all the bad shots on their target then claim they/their rifle shoots sub-MOA. 2. Gun Owners who believe Mattel made the M16. 3. Veteran's who "remember" being issued a Mattel M16. 4. Trolls who have extensive gun collections, but claim they only own a .38 & 10/22 here. 5. Sheeple that believe America is so different that "it could never happen here". 6. Sheeple that forget the US has already been through one revolution and one civil war in it's very short existance. 7. Racist hicks from states that have never seen an illegal immigrant, but think that illegal Mexican Immigrants are a major problem for the US. 8. Racist Hicks that think Asian immigrants are a major problem for the US. 9. "Recreational" drug users. 10. Homeowners associations. 11. The cable TV monopoly. 12. Taxes. 13. Paranoids that think cops will shoot them or kick in their door just for fun. 14. Cheapskates that drive a car with a broken tail light, rusted out muffler, bald tires, expired plates, and no insurance, but complain when they get pulled over. Saying they were profiled becuase of the NRA stiker in the window.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:08:35 AM EST
and furthermore 21. Sandra Bullock not doing nude scenes. 22. Not having a Quik-Comp for my USP. 23. It still isn't deer season. 24. People who are given special rights above those of any other citizen. 25. Hillary Clinton's big doughy thighs and ass. 26. Spending so much time working that I don't get to see my kids before they are in bed at night. 27. Parents at T-ball who scream at the coaches and officials like any of it effing matters. 28. I don't have a tap system at home. 29. Violent video games where if you don't reach the end in near-perfect health, you don't stand a chance of defeating the boss (Chemical Existence is the one I'm thinking of right now). 30. Seeing a woman with world-class breasts and knowing that I'll never have the opportunity to bury my face between them and make noises like a motorboat.
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11. Sarah Michelle Gellar getting engaged to Freddy Prinze Jr.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:13:19 AM EST
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11. Catherine Zeta-Jones getting knocked up and used up by that [b]undeserving[/b] prick Michael Douglas
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:15:31 AM EST
Originally Posted By Paul: ; 8. People buying steak and shrimp using food stamps while I'm getting chicken and fishsticks with cash.
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Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:20:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 21. Sandra Bullock not doing nude scenes.
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Yeah, what gives? Seems like a waste to me.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:23:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 30. Seeing a woman with world-class breasts and knowing that I'll never have the opportunity to bury my face between them and make noises like a motorboat.
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Life's a birch. [:D] I'd tell ya that I feel your pain, but thanks to my wonderful wife, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:23:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By garandman:
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 30. Seeing a woman with world-class breasts and knowing that I'll never have the opportunity to bury my face between them and make noises like a motorboat.
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Life a birch. [:D] I'd tell ya that I feel your pain, but thanks to my wonderful wife, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!! [:D]
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Brrrrpppp! Brrrrrppppp!! Lynn [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:24:30 AM EST
Shooters that hang 12 pounds of accessories on a 6 pound M4 clone.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:26:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By garandman:
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 30. Seeing a woman with world-class breasts and knowing that I'll never have the opportunity to bury my face between them and make noises like a motorboat.
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Life's a birch. [:D] I'd tell ya that I feel your pain, but thanks to my wonderful wife, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!! [:D]
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I, of course, meant women other than my own lovely wife. That fidelity thing can seem rather onerous when one is staring down a matched pair of 38's.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:30:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: I, of course, meant women other than my own lovely wife. That fidelity thing can seem rather onerous when one is staring down a matched pair of 38's.
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What????? You wife doesn't let you do that????????? (just kidding) [:D]
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:41:00 AM EST
rosie o Fucker: for saying we don't need math because we have computer's. Jane Fonda: for being a traitor and sepathetic to the Vietcong/NVA during the veitnam war calling us baby killer's despite the fact that the NVA wired the baby's with mine's, and the baby's were still alive when wired. Bill clinton: For being a jackoff banning guns because of a few bone heads. Hillary clinton: for not wearing a bra at the inogeration. chelsy clinton: for dating her cousin. Al gore's m16 during veitnam for not blowing his fucking brains out when he was staring strait down the barrel. My neighbor for running naked in the street's after dark. My other neighbor keeps flirting with me and she's ugly has sin.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 9:45:26 AM EST
13. Janine Lindemulder 14. When they keep zooming in on the guy's face. 15. Michael Ninn's artsy fartsy slow motion crap. 16. Jim Holiday, his sunglasses and never ending blabbering.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 10:08:47 AM EST
Probate court judges with no legal background.
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 11:23:05 AM EST
Smith and Wesson The British Feinstein socialists (liberals) One-ply Toilet paper
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 12:28:07 PM EST
1. guys who leave the toilet seat up 2. philosophers 3. racist people 4. people who seem to think that racism is the sole reason for their failure. 5. taxes 6. teachers who seem to think that their class is the only one that matters. 7. ignorance 8. dishonesty 9. customes that come in and claim to know more about your products than you do. 10. the people who speed by you, just to get in front of you and then slow down just to XXXX you off. 11. texas weather 12. parents who do not control their kids in public places 13. Tom Green 14. People who take welfare checks who could make it on their own if they would just get off their a**. 15. most female drivers ( I am one, so I am not ragging on all of us...you know who you are.) Nothing on this list was meant to offend anyone on this strand. You asked...I told.
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Garandman: My GF mainly has the problem with regular v-neck t-shirts, round necks arent as bad, she knows not to wear low cut shirts at the range after seeing another girl get a hot .30-06 case in her shirt from a Garand. Damn that girl could do the "hot brass in the bra" dance. Kharn
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Link Posted: 4/18/2001 7:31:22 PM EST
1: people that take away my freedom 2: people that TRY to take away my freedom 3: Gun laws 4: prices of guns becouse of "gun laws"
Link Posted: 4/18/2001 7:44:51 PM EST
The sad truth that Salma Hayek STILL has not woken up to the fact that she wants me.
Link Posted: 4/19/2001 6:15:55 AM EST
Moreover, 31. Fat women in bicycle pants/shorts, especially when said pants/shorts are white. 32. Fat guys who wear too small tee-shirts and have an expanse of hairy gut protruding from beneath it. 33. Middle class professionals in their 40's+ who buy a Harley and a bunch of leather gear and then want to cruise around playing "badass biker." 34. Trap/skeet shooters who act like anybody involved in any other shooting game is from a lower social stratum. 35. Bald guys who wear comb-overs or wrap-arounds. 36. Video store/record store clerks who offer commentary on my purchases. 37. Those cars with the bass-cannon stereos that are so loud they vibrate your mirrors at a stop light. 38.Idiots who stop their cars in the middle of the street to have a conversation with some a$$hole buddy of theirs who is standing on the sidewalk. 39. Atheists who won't admit that atheism is, in itself, a type of faith. 40. Having arthritis.
Link Posted: 4/19/2001 6:44:24 AM EST
1.debilitating injuries that are no fault of my own. 2. Insurance companies, 3. Slow body and fender shops 4. Liberals/Socialists/FAscists 5. Anti-gun laws 6. Dead primers 7. Defective magazines 8. Gusty crosswinds And a few things that make me happy...... 1. 40DD's 2. Horny women 3. 10x's at 300 yds. 4. good ammo cheap 5. 6yr old son who shoots Sharpshooter 6. A pre-ban Bushy with a smooth trigger
Link Posted: 4/19/2001 6:56:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By kcsturm:
Originally Posted By Golgo-13: 9. Women who wear ball caps mashed way down on their heads with their hair sticking out over the sizing strap in back.
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Dunno about that . . . This is how I ran into Heather Locklear at the local park. I wouldn't have recognized here at all if it were'nt for her hubby Richie Sambora. She's still hot. . . .
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Gonna have to second that one - was just thinking how much I happen to like that look
Link Posted: 4/19/2001 7:25:19 AM EST
1. Interracial couples. 2. Single mothers raising children because daddy dipped and ran (see #9). 3. People who oppose abortion (sorry Garand). 4. People who pull out in front of me and go below the speed limit. 5. People who block the intersection. 6. People who vote just because of party line. 7. Microsoft. 8. Welfare. 9. Paying taxes to support crack babies. 10. Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jessie Jackson, Jane Fonda, Steven Spielburg 11. Any movie with Barbara Streisand or Bette Midler in it. 12. Jet Skis 13. Blacks that think whitey owes them something for slavery. The list is much longer................ I could pop a cork thinking about this.
Link Posted: 4/19/2001 8:31:30 AM EST
1. Holier-than-thou idealistic snotty liberal kids. 2. Holier-than-thou idealistic snotty liberal celebs.
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