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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:04:17 PM EDT
[#1]
How long does it take to evict residential tenants in FL?
As usual law abiding tax payers get fucked in the ass. He's gotta spend time and money on doing the formal eviction. I guarantee there will be damage to his home which he will never recover from these fucksticks. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:05:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Florida?
What squatters? Gators gotta eat, same as worms <spit> |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:06:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:06:19 PM EDT
[#4]
In Georgia they'd be in jail.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:06:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like he needs to move into the sheriff's house.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:07:03 PM EDT
[#6]
gotta be a gator swamp somewhere around there
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:07:35 PM EDT
[#7]
SSS
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:08:24 PM EDT
[#8]
Evict them by force, how fucking hard is it?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:01 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd round up a few of my friends and help them move out.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:05 PM EDT
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Evict them by force, how fucking hard is it? But then the liberal outrage would be massive |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:09 PM EDT
[#11]
MOUT Training Accident happened in FL? Sad...very sad.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Evict them by force, how fucking hard is it? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:20 PM EDT
[#13]
How long do the squatters have to be there before they go from trespassers (who you could just shoot) to tenants (who you must evict legally)?
Also, why can't they be arrested for vandalism for changing the locks? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Midnight eviction.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Time to torch the joint.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:09:46 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In Georgia they'd be in jail. http://www.cbs46.com/story/22390586/cbs-atlanta-news-exposes-alleged-squatters-tricks |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:10:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Breach and clear training exercise.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:10:31 PM EDT
[#18]
My head is so full of fuck right now. How can any of this be justified, even by the most bleeding heart of liberals?
ETA: I'd break back into my own home, and change the locks. Then, shoot if anyone tries to enter. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:10:54 PM EDT
[#19]
Never has "SSS" been a more apt piece of advice than when dealing with squatters.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:10:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:11:13 PM EDT
[#21]
So exactly how long of an amount of time must pass. Where burglary/ B&E morphs into "nothing we can do about it."
I mean if I watch your whole family leave for four hours for a dinner and and movie, then break in and change the locks. Will the cops say "nothing we can do about it"? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:11:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But then the liberal outrage would be massive Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Evict them by force, how fucking hard is it? But then the liberal outrage would be massive Liberal outrage is not the issue. It's a civil matter. Police don't have the authority to decide who is a legitimate occupant and who is a squatter. If a physical altercation takes place, it becomes a criminal matter and police will get involved. Because the police don't know who is who, they have to treat the apparent aggressor as an attacker. All a homeowner can do in the short run is have utilities shut off, then lawyer up and start the lengthy process of eviction. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:11:38 PM EDT
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Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:12:12 PM EDT
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Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. WTF? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:12:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:12:30 PM EDT
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Breach and clear training exercise. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:12:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Considering the value of houses, why wouldn't it be grand theft?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:13:09 PM EDT
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Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule? "Its my house!" "No its my house!" "I have a lease!" "No he doesn't!" Thats not a job for the sheriff, its a job for a judge. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:13:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule? Quote HistoryQuoted: Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule? The Sheriff has no way of knowing who is a legitimate occupant vs. a squatter. It's a civil matter, until the Sheriff gets a court order directing him to physically remove someone. Quoted: Quoted: Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. WTF? Shooting people for trespassing is illegal in most places, if not everywhere. Quoted: Considering the value of houses, why wouldn't it be grand theft? Only if they pick the house up and walk off with it. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:13:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Hire lawyer. Sue shitheels. Win case. Get house back.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:13:37 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not worth getting yourself arrested and charged. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Evict them by force, how fucking hard is it? Bullshit. It's not their house. They're trespassing and stealing utilities. Hit up lowe's for a set of new locks Break into house Drag those motherfuckers out into the front lawn Start changing locks If they want to come back in, beat them until they decide outside is better than inside |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:14:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:15:24 PM EDT
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FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. Go broke after court fees. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:16:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
FIFY. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. And then sue them for damages after they tear the house up during the pre-eviction process. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:17:13 PM EDT
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And then sue them for damages after they tear the house up during the pre-eviction process. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. And then sue them for damages after they tear the house up during the pre-eviction process. Sue the people who probably don't have much to begin with and apparently don't have an actual legal address to find them at? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:17:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Go broke after court fees. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. Go broke after court fees. I've seen ads for lawyers who will do it for under $500. The real expenses are A) You have to pay rent somewhere during the process and B) Fixing the damage the squatters do. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:17:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Go broke after court fees. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. Go broke after court fees. Nah. An eviction will cost a couple grand absolute maximum, and these squatters probably can't afford to fight it anyway, so it should be pretty cheap. A pain in the ass yes, but he won't go broke.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:17:40 PM EDT
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"Officer, I just came back from the war. Wen't home to my house to do some upkeep before I start making babies with the misses in our beautiful Florida escape. The lock was malfunctioning on my door, so I wen't in through the window. As I was making my rounds through the house remembering all of the great memories I had before the war(those memories kept me sane in that foxhole all those nights). Suddenly, a strange figure appeared around the corner! It started coming at me! My training kicked in and i rang out 3 shots. Then 2 more strangers appeared and i shot them too. Such a tragedy! Just happy i am now home safe."
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:18:22 PM EDT
[#39]
hmm.. i would go with SSS...
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:18:28 PM EDT
[#40]
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The Sheriff has no way of knowing who is a legitimate occupant vs. a squatter. It's a civil matter, until the Sheriff gets a court order directing him to physically remove someone. Shooting people for trespassing is illegal in most places, if not everywhere. Only if they pick the house up and walk off with it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule? The Sheriff has no way of knowing who is a legitimate occupant vs. a squatter. It's a civil matter, until the Sheriff gets a court order directing him to physically remove someone. Quoted:
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Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. WTF? Shooting people for trespassing is illegal in most places, if not everywhere. Quoted:
Considering the value of houses, why wouldn't it be grand theft? Only if they pick the house up and walk off with it. Shooting people for tresspassing is illegal in most places. One place it isn't is inside your home. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:19:18 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And then sue them for damages after they tear the house up during the pre-eviction process. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. And then sue them for damages after they tear the house up during the pre-eviction process. Like they have any money to collect.  Good luck with that. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:19:18 PM EDT
[#42]
This would make an interesting case study of the castle doctrine law. Can he break into his own house and shoot the squatters since he did not invite them into his home and they are not there legally?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:19:22 PM EDT
[#43]
Learn their schedule. When you know they are going to be gone a few hours hire a crew to move all their shit out onto the sidewalk and change the locks. When the cops show up later on show them your ownership papers. Cops tell squatters tgere is nothing they can do about it.
Win. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:20:18 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shooting people for tresspassing is illegal in most places. One place it isn't is inside your home. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why can't the Sheriff do anything about it? Would it require him to get off his ass, or would it conflict with his nap schedule? The Sheriff has no way of knowing who is a legitimate occupant vs. a squatter. It's a civil matter, until the Sheriff gets a court order directing him to physically remove someone. Quoted: Quoted: Should be legal to shoot them. They're trespassers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. WTF? Shooting people for trespassing is illegal in most places, if not everywhere. Shooting people for tresspassing is illegal in most places. One place it isn't is inside your home. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You have to be a really good shot to shoot someone in Florida from Hawaii. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:20:35 PM EDT
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Nah. An eviction will cost a couple grand absolute maximum, and these squatters probably can't afford to fight it anyway, so it should be pretty cheap. A pain in the ass yes, but he won't go broke. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hire lawyer. Sue evict shitheels. Win case. Get house back. FIFY. Go broke after court fees. Nah. An eviction will cost a couple grand absolute maximum, and these squatters probably can't afford to fight it anyway, so it should be pretty cheap. A pain in the ass yes, but he won't go broke. I don't have a couple grand laying around to fight it. I bet the soldier doesn't either. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:20:54 PM EDT
[#46]
The sheriff is ignorant, lazy, or cowardly. They don't have to be evicted. They aren't tenants. They are burglars, the object of the theft being the home. Soldier should go home, kick in the door and do what Florida law says you can do to burglars.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:22:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ...Shooting people for tresspassing is illegal in most places. One place it isn't is inside your home. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I suggest you read up on your state's self-defense laws, including changes passed last year. In Ohio a defendant has to prove that use of force was required in the situation, by a preponderance of evidence. In MY state the Castle Doctrine law applies inside one's home automatically only if someone forces his way in while you are there. Coming home and finding someone camped out in your living room is unlikely to fly as an automatic justification for use of deadly force in most states. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:22:31 PM EDT
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How long do the squatters have to be there before they go from trespassers (who you could just shoot) to tenants (who you must evict legally)? Also, why can't they be arrested for vandalism for changing the locks? They never acquire legal claim to the property. After 20 years of open, notorious, and adverse occupancy, they can acquire title, but they acquire no rights in the meantime. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:22:45 PM EDT
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I'd call in a Hellfire strike.... but thats me.
But seriously, i'd go ape shit.... |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 12:23:29 PM EDT
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See this is were having an Italian last name and an uncle who drives a caddy and is named Pauly comes in handy.
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