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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:34:40 AM EDT
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I was in a rush to get to a hearing today and as I scurried past a sheriff, my robes got caught up in his sidearm. We got tangled up and it is a good thing that we know each other because otherwise he might have thought that I was after his Glock. But he knows me better than that. He knows that I hate Glocks. So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:35:16 AM EDT
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Never knew we were in the presence of royalty.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:35:53 AM EDT
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So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was in a rush to get to a hearing today and as I scurried past a sheriff, my robes got caught up in his sidearm. We got tangled up and it is a good thing that we know each other because otherwise he might have thought that I was after his Glock. But he knows me better than that. He knows that I hate Glocks. So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? Got a problem with that? 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:36:09 AM EDT
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So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was in a rush to get to a hearing today and as I scurried past a sheriff, my robes got caught up in his sidearm. We got tangled up and it is a good thing that we know each other because otherwise he might have thought that I was after his Glock. But he knows me better than that. He knows that I hate Glocks. So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? Yeah that's what I want to know... 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:37:57 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:38:59 AM EDT
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Fluffy the Cat is really Vincent Gigante!!!
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:39:00 AM EDT
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Yeah that's what I want to know... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I was in a rush to get to a hearing today and as I scurried past a sheriff, my robes got caught up in his sidearm. We got tangled up and it is a good thing that we know each other because otherwise he might have thought that I was after his Glock. But he knows me better than that. He knows that I hate Glocks. So are a you the judge or just some weirdo who goes out in public in his bathrobe? Yeah that's what I want to know... Could be both...judge using "Peter Pump" under his robe during court... 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:39:08 AM EDT
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I'm not a judge. I'm a lawyer and here we have to wear robes. Here I am wearing mine. Sorry about the dirty waistcoat, but I do not like washing the luck out of my lucky waistcoat. We went through many hard fought trials together. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:40:22 AM EDT
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Canada just got weirder.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:41:21 AM EDT
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Ah, the ignorance of General Discussion.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:41:38 AM EDT
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I'm not a judge. I'm a lawyer and here we have to wear robes. Here I am wearing mine. Sorry about the dirty waistcoat, but I do not like washing the luck out of my lucky waistcoat. We went through many hard fought trials together. <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/20140423_093509_5_zpsb5488bda.jpeg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/20140423_093509_5_zpsb5488bda.jpeg</a>
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:42:07 AM EDT
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Do you have to wear a wig too?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:42:14 AM EDT
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Canada just god weirder. x2.... lawyers have to dress like pilgrims in Canada ....
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:42:33 AM EDT
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Canada just god weirder. Yup. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:43:32 AM EDT
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Here is a better picture 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:44:22 AM EDT
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 Wearing a robe? Do you know where your towel is? Do you have a chicken bone in your beard? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:44:43 AM EDT
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Your client is a dog.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:45:49 AM EDT
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Canada just god weirder. Yup... |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:45:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here is a better picture http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:46:00 AM EDT
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Wearing a robe? Do you know where your towel is? Do you have a chicken bone in your beard? They are special legal robes. And as you can see, I don't have a beard. I do not sell .22 ammo at crazy prices |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:46:03 AM EDT
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Your cat looks weird too!!
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:46:05 AM EDT
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Yup. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Canada just god weirder. Yup. Actually there is a really interesting reason behind the robe and wigs. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:46:36 AM EDT
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Your client is a dog. That is my co-counsel. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:47:27 AM EDT
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Cool dog.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:48:01 AM EDT
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Here is a better picture <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg</a> Cool!! What's your cat's name? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:48:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Here is a better picture http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg That's cool! It makes lawyers easy to identify. I always enjoy being on jury duty. When you wear a juror badge in or near the courthouse, you can assume that anyone who doesn't make eye contact and won't talk to you is probably a lawyer. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:48:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They are special legal robes. And as you can see, I don't have a beard. I do not sell .22 ammo at crazy prices Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wearing a robe? Do you know where your towel is? Do you have a chicken bone in your beard? They are special legal robes. And as you can see, I don't have a beard. I do not sell .22 ammo at crazy prices Don't panic. Just read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:49:10 AM EDT
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Cool!! What's your cat's name? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Here is a better picture <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg</a> Cool!! What's your cat's name? That is Bimba B. Dog. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:50:34 AM EDT
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Do they let your dog in the courtroom?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:50:59 AM EDT
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Do they let your dog in the courtroom? Only when she has a motion to argue. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:51:14 AM EDT
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Wigs not required for Lawyers? Just judges or does it depend on the level of court?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:52:15 AM EDT
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And to think, I hate putting a suit on for court.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:52:33 AM EDT
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Canada just god weirder. God, you are right. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:53:03 AM EDT
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Wigs not required for Lawyers? Just judges or does it depend on the level of court? We don't wear wigs and neither do the judges. I think that wigs were worn in the 19th century, but not now. But the rest of the regalia is the same. I would much rather wear a suit. And speaking of suits, here we are at the office. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:53:13 AM EDT
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also where is your rifle?
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:53:38 AM EDT
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If I remember correctly, they removed the wig requirement just a few years ago.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:54:54 AM EDT
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You know who else don't wash their vests? Outlaw motorcycle gangs. OP is outlaw biker. I rest my case. Lol.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:55:04 AM EDT
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 Not laughing at you Fluffy, I just realized that as short and portly as Aimless is, if he was a Canadian lawyer he really would look like a damn penguin... |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:55:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:55:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not a judge. I'm a lawyer and here we have to wear robes. Here I am wearing mine. Sorry about the dirty waistcoat, but I do not like washing the luck out of my lucky waistcoat. We went through many hard fought trials together. http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/20140423_093509_5_zpsb5488bda.jpeg I see carrying bagged milk does leave stains.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:56:33 AM EDT
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That is my co-counsel. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Your client is a dog. That is my co-counsel. I'm sure you'll do fine with Bimba on your side. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:56:39 AM EDT
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Here is a better picture <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/9c501e27-7943-4b03-84dc-8b2b70ba933c_zps20295a30.jpg</a> I see that you include your sweetheart in the picture.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:57:07 AM EDT
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Cool. I bet those wigs are a pain!
Do you practice out of Calgary or Edmonton? |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:57:14 AM EDT
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Do they let your dog in the courtroom? This picture was taken inside the courthouse in Wabasca, Alberta. The dog has a such a Churchillian sense of dignity and is so well behaved that she was allowed to sit and wait for me inside the courthouse. But you have to remember, Bimba was originally a Marine Corps bulldog. If you salute her she will sit at attention and stay put. She is one motivated and disciplined dog. 
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:58:02 AM EDT
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I was going to say.... where are you from? lol Makes sense now..
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:59:24 AM EDT
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We don't were wigs and neither do the judges. I think that wigs were worn in the 19th century, but not now. But the rest of the regalia is the same. I would much rather wear a suit. And speaking of suits, here we are at the office. <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/559135c3-06ef-4844-a3ce-15979aead269_zps29716d25.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/559135c3-06ef-4844-a3ce-15979aead269_zps29716d25.jpg</a> Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wigs not required for Lawyers? Just judges or does it depend on the level of court? We don't were wigs and neither do the judges. I think that wigs were worn in the 19th century, but not now. But the rest of the regalia is the same. I would much rather wear a suit. And speaking of suits, here we are at the office. <a href="http://s641.photobucket.com/user/Fluffy9lives/media/559135c3-06ef-4844-a3ce-15979aead269_zps29716d25.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu138/Fluffy9lives/559135c3-06ef-4844-a3ce-15979aead269_zps29716d25.jpg</a> Cool. Learn something new every day!
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Posted: 4/23/2014 7:59:42 AM EDT
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That dog has wise eyes.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:02:47 AM EDT
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Cool. I bet those wigs are a pain! Do you practice out of Calgary or Edmonton? We practise all over Alberta. We don't wear wigs; however, I have seen a wig that belonged to my former articling principle. The wig is made of horsehair and it is really disgusting. It is really hot to wear on your head and it soaks up sweat like crazy. And in no time it stinks to high heaven. Thank goodness we don't have to wear wigs. Now on the subject of robes, there are different types of material used in robes. My regular robes are wool and they are very heavy and hot to wear. I am wearing someone else's robes today and his are lightweight. I am going to have to get another set. |
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:13:18 AM EDT
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are those your lucky shoes also? they have not seen polish since you bought them . i you were in my court i would tell you to clean your clothes and get new shoes and i might reschedule.
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Posted: 4/23/2014 8:15:19 AM EDT
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are those your lucky shoes also? they have not seen polish since you bought them . i you were in my court i would tell you to clean your clothes and get new shoes and i might reschedule. If I were in your court, I would bring a recusal application. |
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