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Posted: 4/20/2014 9:23:03 PM EDT

ok
so im laying in bed watching cops when i hear a scratching noise coming from the bathroom. the wife looks at me and says, what the hell is that? i dont know, so i get up to go check it out. as im walking in there, i can still hear the scratching. it sounds like its coming from my closet. my next memory is being in a stretcher in the back of an ambulance next to a paramedic and my wife

dudes putting an IV in me and the wife is tripping out

i have the worst headache of my life and im trying to figure out whats going on

long story short, the wife says i walked out of sight into the closet and she heard a huge crash. she ran in there and found me on the ground unresponsive she called 911 and here we are now in the ER. i feel ok except for a headache. i feel like i could just go home. the ER sucks!!

freaky thing is ive got 3 crazy scratches across my throat down into my chest area. they wanna do an MRI so im going into that now..
im kinda freaking out about going back home though. the wifes on the phone with her mom speaking spanish all crazy ...

im definitely not going to work tomorrow, should i go home or nuke it from orbit to be sure?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:23:58 PM EDT

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In!

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:24:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2014 9:24:07 PM EDT

[#3]

Do you have a cat?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:26:55 PM EDT

[#4]

Attacked by wife's boyfriend.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:28:14 PM EDT

[#5]

I'll await pics.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:28:36 PM EDT

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no cat

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:28:41 PM EDT

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Chupacabra. Maybe Bigfoot.

Could be a Raccoon.

Or a ghost. Had a friend hear scratching once from the other side of his attic door. We watched him go up the stairs, open the door, then heard a thud. Found him knocked out. Creepy shit. Nothing in the attic. Dusty floor, no prints. Thick clawed scratches on the attic side of the door.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:29:02 PM EDT

[#8]

Closet Possum.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:29:41 PM EDT

[#9]

If true, holy shit. Mark of the beast, you're fucked for life. Dibs on guns and ammo.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:30:32 PM EDT

[#10]

This should be interesting.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:30:34 PM EDT

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This thread is worthless without proof.

Scratches and a card with your screen name, OP.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:30:57 PM EDT

[#12]

That's nice, honey.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:31:08 PM EDT

[#13]

wat

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:31:14 PM EDT

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bandaged for now. standby though

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:31:16 PM EDT

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el chupacabra no es bueno

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:31:49 PM EDT

[#16]

Check your anus for probe sign.......

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:31:53 PM EDT

[#17]

In to see what superpower OP gains.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:32:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Pics of wife?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:32:40 PM EDT

[#19]

illegal with teh tb

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:33:31 PM EDT

[#20]

Where in Cali?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:33:43 PM EDT

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el chupacabra es muy malo.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:33:45 PM EDT

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In before the excorcism!

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:34:53 PM EDT

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It was a clown, they pull this kind of crap all the time.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:34:57 PM EDT

[#24]

or epic story. I'm in for the letdown either way.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:35:34 PM EDT

[#25]

Pics of scratches!

If true, dibs on guns.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:35:43 PM EDT

[#26]

FFS don't fall asleep.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:36:08 PM EDT

[#27]

Wow! Hopefully everything will be good from hear on out! Wishing you a speedy recovery!

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:36:15 PM EDT

[#28]

Do you have a knot on your head?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:37:16 PM EDT

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Scratches and a card with your screen name, OP.

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This. Pics of hispanic wife too.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:38:28 PM EDT

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el chupacabra no es bueno

el chupacabra es muy malo.

El chupacabra causó este ataque vicioso

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:42:00 PM EDT

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You were shitfaced. Walked into closet, fell. grabbed hangers, and hangers scratched your throat.

You're from Kali. Any other story is bullshit.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:16 PM EDT

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el chupacabra es muy malo.

El chupacabra causó este ataque vicioso

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:27 PM EDT

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no

the wife took a pic earlier hold on

just finished the mri
waiting on results

they said the fax it to someone in texas and they fax back the results

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:33 PM EDT

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Call an exterminator now. You need to find out what it was. Whether you find the animal or not, as a precaution go ahead and get scheduled for rabies shots.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:44 PM EDT

[#36]

What the fuck

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:43:48 PM EDT

[#37]

I'm not falling for this.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:45:19 PM EDT

[#38]

In for pics!

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:45:35 PM EDT

[#39]

Fess up...dropped the attic ladder on your head, didn't you?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:46:32 PM EDT

[#40]

Ok, I'll bite. In.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:48:34 PM EDT

[#41]

Prepare your anus for paranormal entry

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:49:38 PM EDT

[#42]

This guy.

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:51:32 PM EDT

[#43]

LOL WAT !?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:52:22 PM EDT

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Closet Possum.

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was trying to come out of the closet then this guy came in there

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:52:40 PM EDT

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This guy.

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FapMan strikes again, did you hear boy george singing when you where stricken down

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:54:50 PM EDT

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im calling bs....mri done so soon?

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:56:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/20/2014 9:57:19 PM EDT

[#48]

Old school tag

Posted: 4/20/2014 9:57:23 PM EDT

[#49]

Manbearpig

Posted: 4/20/2014 10:02:10 PM EDT

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