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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:14:39 PM EDT
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Wonder what she would have done if she had accidentally dropped a turd while pushing the egg out
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:15:16 PM EDT
[#2]
Wife nailed it:

"You'd have to pay to see that in Mexico."


Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:15:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:17:25 PM EDT
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I'll have a tuna melt with an egg on wheat please.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:19:07 PM EDT
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Zee arteest...

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Wow  .. way hotter in that pic.  YUMMY  !

Actually, I dated a girl that looked just like that about 12 years ago  ... but in blonde.  Bat-shit crazy too, but
never did the egg in the vagina trick.






Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:20:01 PM EDT
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<- Not an art connoisseur, but I'll WAG Andy Warhol probably did that one (probably right after he pulled the bullwhip out of his ass).
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Could I make a small fortune dropping a deuces over a canvas and labeling it art?  





<- Not an art connoisseur, but I'll WAG Andy Warhol probably did that one (probably right after he pulled the bullwhip out of his ass).


Warhol




Mapplethorpe


Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:21:53 PM EDT
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She'll end up with some "issues" up there for sure.
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This is a crime against human civilisation. Nature probably has a strong case to.



She'll end up with some "issues" up there for sure.


I've been doing research on 4chan. I don't think it should do her any harm. Vaginas seem to be pretty resilient.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:32:21 PM EDT
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Vaginal Rorschach test.  Tell me, Arfcom...what do you see?  

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The Crimson Chin
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:34:27 PM EDT
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Wife nailed it:

"You'd have to pay to see that in Mexico."


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Smart lady, yours.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:37:29 PM EDT
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That is the stupidest shit I have ever seen.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:40:38 PM EDT
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"Whoops!"

Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:47:07 PM EDT
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That would make it a high capacity assault hoo-hah.  Totally illegal in some states.

Meh.

When she can load all seven colors of the rainbow up there and expel each one on command, get back to me.


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Damn.. how many eggs were up there??






She was apparently reloading each time.

Single shots


That would make it a high capacity assault hoo-hah.  Totally illegal in some states.

Meh.

When she can load all seven colors of the rainbow up there and expel each one on command, get back to me.



Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:47:30 PM EDT
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Need an uncensored video with multiple angles to determine guilt.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 6:59:52 PM EDT
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The 80s called ...

I used to go to a lot of performance art shows in the 80s. Saw Karen Finley a couple of times.   Great way to meet women for angry sex.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:12:08 PM EDT
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Not impressed.  Ive seen a video of a chick who stuffed a 12" dildo and 4 meduim sized lemons up her asshole and held them all in there at the same time.

Now that is impressive.

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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:17:59 PM EDT
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I don't think I want her "Art" hanging on my walls.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:23:44 PM EDT
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Perfect ... Just in time for Easter.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:25:03 PM EDT
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Wow  .. way hotter in that pic.  YUMMY  !

Actually, I dated a girl that looked just like that about 12 years ago  ... but in blonde.  Bat-shit crazy too, but
never did the egg in the vagina trick.

Oh, if you Google her she is extremely hot but there are almost no COC compliant pics.  She seems to like doing naked art.  Which is fine with me.  Although I really wouldn't call it art.




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Zee arteest...

<a href="http://s326.photobucket.com/user/HenryKrinkle3/media/RTL_WEST_20130711_2.jpg.html" target="_blank">http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k424/HenryKrinkle3/RTL_WEST_20130711_2.jpg</a>



Wow  .. way hotter in that pic.  YUMMY  !

Actually, I dated a girl that looked just like that about 12 years ago  ... but in blonde.  Bat-shit crazy too, but
never did the egg in the vagina trick.

Oh, if you Google her she is extremely hot but there are almost no COC compliant pics.  She seems to like doing naked art.  Which is fine with me.  Although I really wouldn't call it art.





Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:28:00 PM EDT
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*** facepalm ***
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 7:58:38 PM EDT
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Not guilty, can I perhaps get a video with out the black boxes to better evaluated the guiltiness?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:01:55 PM EDT
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Check your settings. You aren't accepting IM's.


Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:06:38 PM EDT
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Really hot for a batshit crazy whore!
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:09:06 PM EDT
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Check your settings. You aren't accepting IM's.


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Not guilty, can I perhaps get a video with out the black boxes to better evaluated the guiltiness?


Check your settings. You aren't accepting IM's.




Hit me up bro.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:14:40 PM EDT
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well that would be an odd way to get egg on your face.


Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:28:14 PM EDT
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All I see is a pile of empty brass, and a dirty rifle.....
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:28:26 PM EDT
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The vast majority of 'art' like this merely seems to be manifestations of mental illness.  





 
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Pretty good body. Most likely a crazy as fuck lib though.


The vast majority of 'art' like this merely seems to be manifestations of mental illness.  





 
More proof that liberalism is a mental illness.

 
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:30:21 PM EDT
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That would be one of her more earthier works
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:31:32 PM EDT
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Weird painting, also smells like fish
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:35:16 PM EDT
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well, good for her.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 8:37:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 9:26:48 PM EDT
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Libtard



No talent so has to do something way out and the "look at me" factor added in too.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 9:31:33 PM EDT
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Thats a lot of things...

Is it art? Fuck no, its not in the same universe as art.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 9:41:57 PM EDT
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I've been doing research on 4chan. I don't think it should do her any harm. Vaginas seem to be pretty resilient.


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This is a crime against human civilisation. Nature probably has a strong case to.

She'll end up with some "issues" up there for sure.






I've been doing research on 4chan. I don't think it should do her any harm. Vaginas seem to be pretty resilient.





Depends on what you are shoving up there.  Depending on the paint and the membrane, I think "paint eggs" would be pretty harmless.





I know lots of girls who have caused problems by shoving other things in there.  Masturbating with a popsicle is a fantastic way to much up the works for a few days.  In fact I'm usually the guy being a Debbie Downer about it, if I catch some dummy who doesn't know better sticking it in I always ask if it is sugar free or not, and if the answer is "no" or "I don't know" I cause a fuss and tell her not to do it, and everybody gets mad at me for ruining things.





I'll take some strange girl I just met into the mens room of a Wendy's truck stop and put my tongue in the asshole, but somehow I'm the jerk because I told a girl not fill her vagina with sugar water unless she wants to spend the next week on vagistat, or possibly something worse happening.





I just don't fit into the world sometimes.
 
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 9:49:37 PM EDT
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"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal..."

Link Posted: 4/19/2014 9:54:36 PM EDT
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Germany you say?  How utterly shocking from them.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 10:10:41 PM EDT
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graphic content warning is stupid.  who here hasn't seen a naked woman muchless one pushing an object out of her vag?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 10:15:30 PM EDT
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How did she figure out what Altitude was best? Would have been awesome if one of those little giant ladders tipped during those maneuver. I bet that would have launched an egg a quarter mile when she hit the ground.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 10:18:50 PM EDT
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Theres times that I really hate this planet, but sometimes due to shit like this I fucking love it here
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Scratch-N-Sniff?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 10:53:18 PM EDT
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They had to put the towel back up for the tactical reload lmfao,
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:03:55 PM EDT
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Shung, My Brother!

I was just posting to you on RCGroups!
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I apologize for this in the name of Switzerland


Shung, My Brother!

I was just posting to you on RCGroups!


Hahah , I'm wrecking havoc over there
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:13:50 PM EDT
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Predictably, this "masterpiece" looks just like paint spewed randomly from a cunt.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:16:53 PM EDT
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Not guilty at all! If it hasn't been asked yet ... Can I volunteer to "load the magazine" ?
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:17:51 PM EDT
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Society is crazy.  This is perfectly acceptable!  However if I whip my penis out and dip it into paint cans and smack it across a easel I am a pervert.

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Just when I think we're making headway in the *all women are not batshit crazy* debates here, this one comes along.  

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Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:43:34 PM EDT
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Absolutely would be Germany Baby!!!

Ol' Hans had that camera going fast
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I apologize for this in the name of Switzerland


I expected Germany or Florida.


Absolutely would be Germany Baby!!!

Ol' Hans had that camera going fast


Well, it did HAPPEN in Germany

figures
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:48:36 PM EDT
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I have the weirdest boner right now.
Link Posted: 4/19/2014 11:55:37 PM EDT
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Society is crazy.  This is perfectly acceptable!  However if I whip my penis out and dip it into paint cans and smack it across a easel I am a pervert.



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Hardly.   Google "pricasso"
 
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:01:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:25:45 AM EDT
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She could have used both holes and finished it in half the time.
Link Posted: 4/20/2014 12:59:03 AM EDT
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Funny how it's no big deal to show the world your vag popping out eggs...but exercise modesty while pushing the eggs in your vag.

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