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Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:08:22 PM EDT
[#1]
What did I do to deserve this!

Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:08:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Because you are not omnibenevolent, omniscient, nor omnipotent, what purpose do you serve?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:09:04 PM EDT
[#3]
Soooooo....Hitler?  Kind of a dick move bra.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:09:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:09:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Where are my keys?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:10:41 PM EDT
[#6]
WHY MOSQUITOS?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:12:43 PM EDT
[#7]
How do I achieve repeatable, reliable, safe cold fusion.   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:12:48 PM EDT
[#8]
9mm or 45 ACP?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:14:05 PM EDT
[#9]

Is it going to hurt?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:14:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Why create life in a universe that will evaporate into nothingness?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:14:58 PM EDT
[#11]
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What came before the Big Bang?
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The big foreplay.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:15:50 PM EDT
[#12]

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Why did you stop talking to man?
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Who said he stopped?  



There are plenty of people who claim to talk to God; you just have to figure out which ones are crazy and which ones are not.  



 
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:17:27 PM EDT
[#13]
Favorite Southpark episode?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:17:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Did Eve have good pussy?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:19:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Why?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:22:42 PM EDT
[#16]
Most of those answers that are legitimate can be found in the bible. This is a dying world. Not only is it a dying world, but it's a temporary one. That's where people lose track. Jesus gave you the opportunity to have an eternal life. God gave you the free will, and you're free to make choices. It's up to you, too accept Jesus Christ. He will not force you. Question to ask you all. What will you do with Jesus Christ?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:26:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Do you think it's  funny that I continually trip over my penis?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:08:51 PM EDT
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Most of those answers that are legitimate can be found in the bible. This is a dying world. Not only is it a dying world, but it's a temporary one. That's where people lose track. Jesus gave you the opportunity to have an eternal life. God gave you the free will, and you're free to make choices. It's up to you, too accept Jesus Christ. He will not force you. Question to ask you all. What will you do with Jesus Christ?
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Wine, crackers, chat about the good ol' days. Shit like that.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:27:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Can I have a do-over?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:28:57 PM EDT
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Most of those answers that are legitimate can be found in the bible. This is a dying world. Not only is it a dying world, but it's a temporary one. That's where people lose track. Jesus gave you the opportunity to have an eternal life. God gave you the free will, and you're free to make choices. It's up to you, too accept Jesus Christ. He will not force you. Question to ask you all. What will you do with Jesus Christ?
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Foosball.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:29:02 PM EDT
[#21]
What is the deal with my wife's nonstop bitching?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:30:40 PM EDT
[#22]
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You just can't go around asking the Almighty for his ID...

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what does god need with a starship?


Winner


You just can't go around asking the Almighty for his ID...


bring it...closer..so that i might join with it
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:39:15 PM EDT
[#23]
How's my little brother doing up there?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:40:15 PM EDT
[#24]
"Why?"

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Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:42:20 PM EDT
[#25]
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What did I do to deserve this!

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I feel for you so poured a little bourbon in mine for your loss.



I have the peace through superior firepower mouse pad and a bunch of the LLE tshirts. It is sad that they disappeared.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:45:39 PM EDT
[#26]
Oh and I would ask god "Why trannies bro?" As if trying to understand women wasn't difficult enough he fucking sandbagged us with dudes pretending to be chicks.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:45:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Can I drive?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:47:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Do you still have faith?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:47:48 PM EDT
[#29]
Will my eForm 1s be approved before June?

Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:50:29 PM EDT
[#30]
Why is an omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient god so insecure as to require the worship of such lesser beings as man?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:51:12 PM EDT
[#31]
Earth is 71% covered in water, why make 1% of that fresh water and the rest salty enough to kill us?





Or, a more serious question: What are the names and locations of every woman who would be interested in sleeping with me? Bonus points for women on the pill, fixed, or otherwise unable to have children.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 8:54:06 PM EDT
[#32]
How could you allow people to hurt innocent children?  Especially those who spread your word.  
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:00:48 PM EDT
[#33]
Who do you worship?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:03:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Who's your daddy?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:04:52 PM EDT
[#35]
Why is the G42 chambered in 380 and not 9?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:06:42 PM EDT
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Children with debilitating and/or terminal diseases - WTF is up with that?
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With no valleys there are no peaks.

The strongest steel is forged in the hottest fires of adversity.



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Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:07:46 PM EDT
[#37]
Can I come home?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:09:20 PM EDT
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I feel for you so poured a little bourbon in mine for your loss.

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I have the peace through superior firepower mouse pad and a bunch of the LLE tshirts. It is sad that they disappeared.
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What did I do to deserve this!

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I feel for you so poured a little bourbon in mine for your loss.

http://i62.tinypic.com/2vkaxhd.jpg

I have the peace through superior firepower mouse pad and a bunch of the LLE tshirts. It is sad that they disappeared.


I had that cup for probably 5 years, I knew this day would someday come

When the Lamb broke the fourth coffee cup, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:14:37 PM EDT
[#39]
How does science line up with your word?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:15:33 PM EDT
[#40]
Was there another shooter on the grassy knoll?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:24:00 PM EDT
[#41]
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Do you think it's  funny that I continually trip over my penis?
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I'm not sure you want to get in a penis comparo with somebody called: THE ALMIGHTY.


Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:28:56 PM EDT
[#42]
When will 22 be effortless to find again?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:30:10 PM EDT
[#43]
Have you ever thought of hanging out in GD for just one day?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:30:17 PM EDT
[#44]
Why do so many bad things happen to good people?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:31:59 PM EDT
[#45]
why does he hate me?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:33:43 PM EDT
[#46]
If the opportunity did indeed come up, I feel that the proper answer is, "How may I serve you my Lord?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:36:18 PM EDT
[#47]
Please forgive me?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:38:09 PM EDT
[#48]
Why do you kill little children?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:39:49 PM EDT
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Quoted:  Most of those answers that are legitimate can be found in the bible. This is a dying world. Not only is it a dying world, but it's a temporary one. That's where people lose track. Jesus gave you the opportunity to have an eternal life. God gave you the free will, and you're free to make choices. It's up to you, too accept Jesus Christ. He will not force you. Question to ask you all. What will you do with Jesus Christ?
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Stick my fingers in his hands, and my hand in his side.  That is when he shows up.  Fucker's had all of my cell phone numbers & email addys through the years & has never sent me so much as a text.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 9:45:35 PM EDT
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If you created man to have free will, why did you give man ten commandments to live by?
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