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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:32:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:33:17 PM EDT
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Is she with her "friends"?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:33:48 PM EDT
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Is she with her "friends"? Ha! No. Asia. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:34:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Did you invite your "friends" over?
CHRIS |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:34:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Do you like gladiator movies?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:35:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you like Greek wrestling?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:36:14 PM EDT
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Do you like Greek wrestling? Hookers? Blow? Hookers&blow? |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:36:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Is your chest freezer large enough to hold all of the dirty dishes?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:36:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Do you have your train set out?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:36:54 PM EDT
[#9]
if you didnt have pictures would you remember what she looked like
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:37:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Who is going to make your sammiches?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:37:54 PM EDT
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What does it mean if you wake up with a used rubber hanging out of your ass?
Asking for a friend.... |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:38:10 PM EDT
[#12]
Why asia?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:40:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Did you bury her in the backyard or someplace less likely for them to look for her when she doesn't return from her "trip." |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:40:09 PM EDT
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Did you invite your "friends" over? CHRIS Yes. No takers. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:40:44 PM EDT
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Do you like gladiator movies? Are you asking. Or "asking"? |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:41:44 PM EDT
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Hookers? Blow? Hookers&blow? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you like Greek wrestling? Hookers? Blow? Hookers&blow? Shit man, I'm 50 years old. I can image what little the dog would leave behind by the time the wife got home. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:42:08 PM EDT
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Hookers? Blow? Hookers&blow? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Do you like Greek wrestling? Hookers? Blow? Hookers&blow? And a penicillin shot yet? |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:42:22 PM EDT
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How many times in that 3 weeks did you yank it?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:42:31 PM EDT
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Is your chest freezer large enough to hold all of the dirty dishes? Lots of counter space. And a hungry dog. What dirty dishes? |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:43:02 PM EDT
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Do you have your train set out? No. Don't have one. But the motorcycle is getting some attention. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:43:36 PM EDT
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What does it mean if you wake up with a used rubber hanging out of your ass? Asking for a friend.... It means that the camping trip is a one time event. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:44:10 PM EDT
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Why asia? Her work demands it. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:45:04 PM EDT
[#23]
Pix of wife
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:45:09 PM EDT
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Did you bury her in the backyard or someplace less likely for them to look for her when she doesn't return from her "trip." I tell everybody that asks "She's spending a lot of time in the garden these days". |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:45:25 PM EDT
[#25]
Do you have pics of aforementioned wife?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:46:08 PM EDT
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How many times in that 3 weeks did you yank it? I don't yank it any more. And I don't yank it any less either. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:46:34 PM EDT
[#27]
Did she take protection?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:47:35 PM EDT
[#28]
OP in three weeks.
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:47:38 PM EDT
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Pix of wife Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:48:26 PM EDT
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Did she take protection? Who knows? She is fifty too. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:48:40 PM EDT
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Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pix of wife Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. SOMEONE BUY HIM A MEMBERSHIP NOW!!!
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:49:32 PM EDT
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It means that the camping trip is a one time event. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What does it mean if you wake up with a used rubber hanging out of your ass? Asking for a friend.... It means that the camping trip is a one time event. 
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:49:41 PM EDT
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I don't yank it any more. And I don't yank it any less either. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How many times in that 3 weeks did you yank it? I don't yank it any more. And I don't yank it any less either.
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:50:09 PM EDT
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Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pix of wife Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. Here is one SFW. 
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:50:31 PM EDT
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How did she find her shoes and make it out of the kitchen?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:51:00 PM EDT
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Pix of wife Pix would be in team only. Not a Team member anymore, so sorry, unless you can find it in the archives. Here is one SFW. http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c209/spclefx/640b89c1.jpg That mug on the right is me, before I got healthy again. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:51:55 PM EDT
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How did she find her shoes and make it out of the kitchen? I'm good at drawing maps. And good with giving directions. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:52:56 PM EDT
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Ah crap. I'm caught up with the questions!
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:55:07 PM EDT
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Was it every bit as good as you imagined it would be?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 3:56:57 PM EDT
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Was it every bit as good as you imagined it would be? Oh, yes. She goes twice a year, but usually only for ten days. So far so good! Both the liquor cabinet and Netflix are getting worked. ETA: And the kitchen too. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 4:10:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Thank you and good night!!!
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Posted: 3/29/2014 4:37:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Did you realize how awesome it was to be single?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 4:38:57 PM EDT
[#43]
When's the party?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 4:46:01 PM EDT
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I would be bouncing off the walls.
Clean the guns? Take a beer in the shower? Leave the seat up, that feels liberating. How's the weather? |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 5:59:58 PM EDT
[#45]
K so did you enjoy the solitude?
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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:04:10 PM EDT
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Do you like gladiator movies?  I do! I do!!
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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:05:19 PM EDT
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Did you realize how awesome it was to be single? This is just like being single. Without all that annoying going out and having fun and trying to get laid stuff. So annoying. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:06:10 PM EDT
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When's the party? It started a few days ago. It been a small party so far. |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:08:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pix of wife |
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Posted: 3/29/2014 6:09:12 PM EDT
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I would be bouncing off the walls. Clean the guns? Take a beer in the shower? Leave the seat up, that feels liberating. How's the weather? Yes to all. The dog really likes it when I leave the seat up. Its like a refreshing fountain for him. If the weather was better I'd be riding more. More bike, that is. |
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