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You don't tip college professors....never heard of it and they get paid to teach not tipped...... Sometimes it is very difficult to distinguish between stupidity and a "joke". |
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Tipping professors is a brilliant idea!
Professors at any competitive university are hired and paid based off of their research and the amount of grants they can get the university. Professor wage/ rank is a result of market forces, but not student market forces. Consider students only a small side product that universities produce. Fucked up right? Tipping would actually incentivize all professors to give a damn about their students and make a concerted effort to teach and teach well. I have had some great teachers. I have had some shit ones. I would love to reward the good ones. VO |
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Inspired by several threads - one about tipping, and one about whether or not college students are really the "customer" (since they pay tuition) - I was wondering what level of tipping y'all think would be appropriate for a college professor. View Quote I've got a tip for you.......Get a real job. |
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Tipping professors is a brilliant idea! Professors at any competitive university are hired and paid based off of their research and the amount of grants they can get the university. Professor wage/ rank is a result of market forces, but not student market forces. Consider students only a small side product that universities produce. Fucked up right? Tipping would actually incentivize all professors to give a damn about their students and make a concerted effort to teach and teach well. I have had some great teachers. I have had some shit ones. I would love to reward the good ones. VO View Quote Thank you. That's the pont I am (partly) trying to make. |
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I've got a tip for you.......Get a real job. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Inspired by several threads - one about tipping, and one about whether or not college students are really the "customer" (since they pay tuition) - I was wondering what level of tipping y'all think would be appropriate for a college professor. I've got a tip for you.......Get a real job. Heaven forbid. Real work sounds terrible. |
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Tipping professors is a brilliant idea! Professors at any competitive university are hired and paid based off of their research and the amount of grants they can get the university. Professor wage/ rank is a result of market forces, but not student market forces. Consider students only a small side product that universities produce. Fucked up right? Tipping would actually incentivize all professors to give a damn about their students and make a concerted effort to teach and teach well. I have had some great teachers. I have had some shit ones. I would love to reward the good ones. VO View Quote One major problem with this in my experience is that college students, by and large, wouldn't know a decent education if it mushroom-stamped them on the forehead. The best educators often receive poor evaluations, and the laziest (but easy, friendly) educators do well. |
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Well what was the typical deed? I mean you're supposed to tip your prostitute, or gigilo, right? I don't have experience with it, so I'm no SME...
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Or maybe like a stripper? If the class is particularly good, students can just get up an shove a dollar bill down my pants or something? View Quote Oh, you. |
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Don't get uppity or we'll take away your assistants and make you teach more classes and grade all the papers. We can also put a cap on the cost of your books.
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Are you REALLY hinting DK, that Mods and Admin should be tipped by GD?
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Do you really want to rely on being payed by broke-ass, ramen-eating college students?
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I am going to revise what I was going to post. I really hope this is not serious.
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I can't respond to anything where someone actually typed ya'll
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My last class for the semester is tonight ... and there are at least three cuties in the class so I went with inappropriate touching.
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Traditionally, it's the other way around. One of the Ivy League schools has something about needing to provide wine and cheese for the students during their final. I had an old-school English prof from there that did just that for our final. Also, it was awesome in other ways. It didn't count for a grade, but that's when you found out *why* he wanted the majority of assignments done in your own handwriting: he compared the handwriting on the final to the earlier assignments to see if the students were the actual authors. I think we had about three folks that had a 'come to Jesus' moment (or a 'come to the Liberal Devil' moment) while I enjoyed some excellent refreshments. That guy did all sorts of stuff that was expressly against the law/campus policies (contract grading, having others grade for him, etc.) and I *loved* his class. It's one of the very few required liberal arts electives that I actually enjoyed.
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I thought you got paid to bring in grant money and publish stuff in the "literature?"
Nobody cares about teaching. |
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I've given a few profs extremely generous "tips" and mostly they weren't received with grace. I yelled at only one or two. Crushed one in his office when I told him he was the sorriest excuse for an instructor that I had experienced; I thought he was going to cry. Drug one smart ass grad student (Indian, dot not feather, trying to teach his first course) down the stair well to the dean's office after he popped off about going down there. The Pakistani students in the class threatened to kill him, so I was pretty well good to go. |
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With the price of tuition as high as it is, the college should be tipping my kids for attending.
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I figure it's that type of folksy mannerisms that will get me some big tips. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I can't respond to anything where someone actually typed ya'll I figure it's that type of folksy mannerisms that will get me some big tips. Not if you keep misspelling"y'all." Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Tipping professors is a brilliant idea! Professors at any competitive university are hired and paid based off of their research and the amount of grants they can get the university. Professor wage/ rank is a result of market forces, but not student market forces. Consider students only a small side product that universities produce. Fucked up right? Tipping would actually incentivize all professors to give a damn about their students and make a concerted effort to teach and teach well. I have had some great teachers. I have had some shit ones. I would love to reward the good ones. VO View Quote If only that was true. Market forces work for some of the disciplines but not for others. if you want to make good money get a PhD in Marketing, Finance, Law, Medicine etc. If you want to make a lot less go into History, Sociology, Anthropology, English etc. Heck, an assistant professor in computing with no experience will get more than a nationally recognized full professor in anthropology. a just world? Not really, but it is reality. And all things considered accepting a tip would be really unethical, so sad. |
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I believe that the use of redneck colloquialisms combined with a fondness for muscle cars may forfeit Euro privileges. Hah! He's stuck here with the rest of us.
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I've given a few profs extremely generous "tips" and mostly they weren't received with grace. I yelled at only one or two. Crushed one in his office when I told him he was the sorriest excuse for an instructor that I had experienced; I thought he was going to cry. Drug one smart ass grad student (Indian, dot not feather, trying to teach his first course) down the stair well to the dean's office after he popped off about going down there. The Pakistani students in the class threatened to kill him, so I was pretty well good to go. View Quote I'm surprised you had anyone who could actually speak English in an engineering program. Did you have to yell at them in foreign tongues, or did you just use hand gestures? |
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Tips should be based on the tipping customs of the professor's country instead of the country he's currently in.
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Actually, come to think of it, teachers frequently receive tips from satisfied patrons. Every Chstmas I get gifts, including a god amount of Panera/Starbucks/Applebees/etc. gift cards from the parents of my students. I don't ask for them or expect it, but I get them.
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No way.
I've learned that the job of professors is to write conduct research on subjects that no one cares about in the slightest, and publish them in places that 11 or 12 people in the field have ever heard of. (1) (1) see page 349, "The Avian Zoological Imperative in the Keynesian Re-Valuation of Dresser Drawers Upon Closing Action by Pseudo-Trans-Gendered Red Coats", The Royal Copenhagen Snuff Journal of Economics and Borscht Recipes, December, 2013. |
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No way. I've learned that the job of professors is to write conduct research on subjects that no one cares about in the slightest, and publish them in places that 11 or 12 people in the field have ever heard of. (1) (1) see page 349, "The Avian Zoological Imperative in the Keynesian Re-Valuation of Dresser Drawers Upon Closing Action by Pseudo-Trans-Gendered Red Coats", The Royal Copenhagen Snuff Journal of Economics and Borscht Recipes, December, 2013. View Quote Btw, I think the 11 or 12 estimate is generous. |
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A handshake and a "I enjoyed your class" is the most you crazy bastards will get out of me.
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There have been a few college instructors I wish had a suggestions box in their class. If there had been a tip jar I am fairly certain it would have ended up with fecal matter in it.
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There have been a few college instructors I wish had a suggestions box in their class. If there had been a tip jar I am fairly certain it would have ended up with fecal matter in it. View Quote On the teaching evaluation forms at most schools, there's usually a section for comments, so that's sort of like a suggestion/feedback box. We call it " the part that nobody reads" |
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Oh, so it's tips you want. Ok…..
Buy low, sell high and avoid the margin. Don't eat the yellow snow. Your welcome……. |
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fucking incomprehensible foreigner View Quote We've all had to deal with that guy. |
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College professors are useless, over paid, commie fucks. They ought to refund part of their salary to their students. That hurts me, right in the feels. I didn't think Swedes had feelings |
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On the teaching evaluation forms at most schools, there's usually a section for comments, so that's sort of like a suggestion/feedback box. We call it " the part that nobody reads" View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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There have been a few college instructors I wish had a suggestions box in their class. If there had been a tip jar I am fairly certain it would have ended up with fecal matter in it. On the teaching evaluation forms at most schools, there's usually a section for comments, so that's sort of like a suggestion/feedback box. We call it " the part that nobody reads" We always had fun with those forms. One of my law school profs was a borderline elite marathon runner, but was probably 130lbs soaking wet and kind of looked like Harry Potter. So we'd put things like this on his evals: Strengths: Wizard dueling; running really far Weaknesses: Forearms |
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