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Posted: 11/19/2013 8:45:22 PM EDT
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If you guys are going to use one of these be sure to ground your balls in case the fucking thing shorts out.
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Posted: 11/20/2013 8:40:01 PM EDT
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If you guys are going to use one of these be sure to ground your balls in case the fucking thing shorts out. I always grind my balls when I masturbate |
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Posted: 11/20/2013 9:38:55 PM EDT
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Is this "man vibrator" available on Amazon yet?
There's an obscure Belgian film called "Thomas in Love" about a shut-in who had virtual sex with virtual women using a full body suit. Not really my cup of tea, but to each their own. I prefer good old-fashioned auto-erotic self-asphyxiation. |
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Posted: 11/20/2013 10:06:31 PM EDT
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This is why Skynet will kill us all when it becomes self-aware. Revenge for handjobs I damn near choked to death... |
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Posted: 12/8/2013 10:24:35 AM EDT
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Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day... Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors. You can't just shake the fuck out of it? |
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