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Posted: 11/18/2013 6:02:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:04:53 PM EST



I'm not getting a handy from Yul Brynner.

No way.


Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:06:20 PM EST
One word...


JAPAN
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:06:52 PM EST
Cherry 2000?

Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:07:02 PM EST
I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:07:03 PM EST
Yeessssss.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:07:06 PM EST
I can't help but get the feeling that society is auguring into the dirt faster than that Russian 737.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:07:22 PM EST
These robots from Blade Runner may serve as a cautionary element as well.

Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:07:39 PM EST
shut up and take my money- the ultimate marital aid!
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:09:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:10:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By RedDane:
I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil.
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Kinda reminds me of the joke about the farmer and the automatic milking machine: "Don't worry, Sir...it shuts off automatically...after it gets 8 gallons."
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:11:02 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:17:29 PM EST

Samsung has this more than covered.





Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:17:30 PM EST
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You know, that just killed my boner.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 6:29:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2013 6:29:58 PM EST by edb66]
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:09:30 PM EST
What the hell, I missed that one for sure.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:10:59 PM EST
FINALLY!!!!
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:13:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Armed_RN:
One word...


JAPAN
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Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:15:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:25:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By buck19delta:
http://youtu.be/x4rSezYzCgI
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I thought the same thing
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:33:13 PM EST
A year late:



(somewhat freaky caution)



Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:37:47 PM EST
Ah, you kids...... It's all fun and games till some robot rips your wiener off.



Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:38:28 PM EST
52% of those polled, lied.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:42:56 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:42:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2013 7:43:26 PM EST by MajorStumpDemon]
Cherry 2000?



Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:43:41 PM EST
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 7:45:57 PM EST
I missed that one for sure.http://esmallgame.com/11m.jpg
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:03:19 PM EST
That Chinese one sure has a short stroke.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:04:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:13:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By edb66:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg
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Oh, I remember that thread alright. In fact, I think about it daily.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:15:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:


Samsung has this more than covered.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk




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Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:17:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:46:02 PM EST
Woman have been using battery powered robots for how many years? Only seems fair.

What people do on their own time is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect me.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 8:50:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By edb66:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg
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I saw a video on le reddit where a guy was fucking one of those while wearing an oculus rift vr setup that was linked in to show the thrusts going into an animated porn chick. Japan.

(I want that setup)

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Link Posted: 11/18/2013 9:37:53 PM EST
Yeah, no
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 10:04:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 10:14:24 PM EST
I see we have a bunch of robot prejudiced people here. Lock this one down gentlemen.
Link Posted: 11/18/2013 10:30:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/18/2013 10:31:51 PM EST by kpel308]
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 1:56:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
Cherry 2000?


http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/379922/379922_large.jpg
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Do not want. Dirty feet.

Link Posted: 11/19/2013 2:13:12 AM EST
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 2:17:15 AM EST
Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:07:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By steelycr:
Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...
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Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors.
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:16:37 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.
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???DAFUQ???
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:18:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 92muddyXJ:
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jizz.
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fify
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:19:35 PM EST
Best. Thread title. Evar.
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:23:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.
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You want a man to give you a hand job?


Anyone we know?



Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:35:44 PM EST
This is why Skynet will kill us all when it becomes self-aware. Revenge for handjobs
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:35:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 92muddyXJ:
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz.
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"Cum with me if you want to live"- T-XXX
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:36:49 PM EST
So Howard finally got a patent?
Link Posted: 11/19/2013 7:40:15 PM EST
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Originally Posted By makeitflyfast:



???DAFUQ???
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Originally Posted By makeitflyfast:
Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.



???DAFUQ???



Coming out post. And his username is appropriate.
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