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I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

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I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

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Kinda reminds me of the joke about the farmer and the automatic milking machine: "Don't worry, Sir...it shuts off automatically...after it gets 8 gallons."
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Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

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Ah, you kids...... It's all fun and games till some robot rips your wiener off.




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Oh, I remember that thread alright. In fact, I think about it daily.
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Woman have been using battery powered robots for how many years? Only seems fair.

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I saw a video on le reddit where a guy was fucking one of those while wearing an oculus rift vr setup that was linked in to show the thrusts going into an animated porn chick. Japan.

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Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...

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Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors.
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You want a man to give you a hand job?


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