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ThePontificator
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:02:13 PM
Put a bird on it!
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:04:53 PM



I'm not getting a handy from Yul Brynner.

No way.


I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Armed_RN
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:06:20 PM
One word...


JAPAN
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:06:52 PM
Cherry 2000?

RedDane
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:07:02 PM
I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:07:03 PM
Yeessssss.
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:07:06 PM
I can't help but get the feeling that society is auguring into the dirt faster than that Russian 737.
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LawyersGunsMoney
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:07:22 PM
These robots from Blade Runner may serve as a cautionary element as well.

Ten Bears: "It is sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues."
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:07:39 PM
shut up and take my money- the ultimate marital aid!
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:10:13 PM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By RedDane:
I hope they engineer them with failsafes.

Because it would really suck if it malfunctioned and crushed your dick like a ripe grape being hit by a hammer on an avil.


Kinda reminds me of the joke about the farmer and the automatic milking machine: "Don't worry, Sir...it shuts off automatically...after it gets 8 gallons."
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:14:43 PM
While crushing freedom, Feinstein whined. The NRA is blocking my assault weapons ban. :-( They, come after you! They use large amounts $ to defeat you, did it in '93, and intend to continue it.! :-(
DragoMuseveni
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:17:29 PM

Samsung has this more than covered.





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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:17:30 PM

You know, that just killed my boner.
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edb66
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Posted: 11/18/2013 11:29:33 PM
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Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

"It's not about the nail!"
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:09:30 AM
What the hell, I missed that one for sure.
Pullo1978
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:10:59 AM
FINALLY!!!!
Win_88
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:13:09 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Armed_RN:
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JAPAN

Can't wait until I go fishing again.....
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:15:45 AM
THX 1138
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:25:17 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By buck19delta:
http://youtu.be/x4rSezYzCgI


I thought the same thing
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:33:13 AM
A year late:



(somewhat freaky caution)



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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:37:47 AM
Ah, you kids...... It's all fun and games till some robot rips your wiener off.



FreeFloater
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:38:28 AM
52% of those polled, lied.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:42:57 AM
[Last Edit: 11/19/2013 12:43:26 AM by MajorStumpDemon]
Cherry 2000?



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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:43:41 AM
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 12:45:57 AM
I missed that one for sure.http://esmallgame.com/11m.jpg
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:03:19 AM
That Chinese one sure has a short stroke.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:04:58 AM
I mean if this goes tits up...
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:13:34 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By edb66:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg


Oh, I remember that thread alright. In fact, I think about it daily.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:15:17 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By DragoMuseveni:


Samsung has this more than covered.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk





LawyersGunsMoney
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:17:48 AM
Ten Bears: "It is sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues."
mdguy90
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:46:02 AM
Woman have been using battery powered robots for how many years? Only seems fair.

What people do on their own time is none of my business as long as it doesn't affect me.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 1:50:02 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By edb66:
Anybody recall the semen collector blowjob machine from a while back?

http://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Blowjob-Machine-Sperm-Collector-And-Analyzer-3-e1305768682305.jpg


I saw a video on le reddit where a guy was fucking one of those while wearing an oculus rift vr setup that was linked in to show the thrusts going into an animated porn chick. Japan.

(I want that setup)

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Posted: 11/19/2013 2:37:53 AM
Yeah, no
Good.....?
Bad..............?

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Posted: 11/19/2013 3:14:24 AM
I see we have a bunch of robot prejudiced people here. Lock this one down gentlemen.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Alien:
I see we have a bunch of robot prejudiced people here. Lock this one down gentlemen.

PLEASE, please don't post in that style. I had gone over a month without thinking about that asshole.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 6:56:58 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By MajorStumpDemon:
Cherry 2000?


http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/379922/379922_large.jpg


Do not want. Dirty feet.

Put a bird on it!
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Posted: 11/19/2013 7:13:12 AM
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.
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Posted: 11/19/2013 7:17:15 AM
Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:07:16 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By steelycr:
Meh...This will only save me about 37 seconds a day...


Are you including cleaning time for the damn thing? I'm guessing you'd need to more than yank the sleeve out and give it a good snap (flinging the jizz load across the floor) to avoid objectionable odors.
NO! Men dropped the tab into the can. Women saved their tabs and made chains and curtains and shit out of them. The good old days. Smoking dope, big hairy pussies, Jeeps, fucked up teeth.
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:16:37 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.



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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:18:22 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 92muddyXJ:
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jizz.
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:19:35 AM
Best. Thread title. Evar.
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:23:47 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.



You want a man to give you a hand job?


Anyone we know?



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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:35:44 AM
This is why Skynet will kill us all when it becomes self-aware. Revenge for handjobs
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:35:59 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By 92muddyXJ:
As long as it doesn't look like the Terminator hand, I'm good. Skynet, self aware, rips wiener off, nukes planet, and all that jazz.



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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:36:49 AM
So Howard finally got a patent?
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Posted: 11/20/2013 12:40:15 AM
[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By makeitflyfast:
Originally Posted By 4bangin:
I don't trust a machine to do what a man can do better. Can't even trust a woman to do it proper.

If you want it done right do it yourself.



???DAFUQ???



Coming out post. And his username is appropriate.
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