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Posted: 9/11/2013 6:20:49 PM EDT
I woke up this morning and my wife had a shit eating grin on her face. I asked what? She asked if I woke up last night or had any good dreams. I didn't think so. Supposedly I was really having at myself. We haven't had sex in way too long because I feel like shit. In the last two years I got Lyme disease, passed a kidney stone, had my wisdom teeth pulled and broke a tooth. Ugh. I didn't even give myself a happy ending.
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This is the weirdest thread I've clicked on in a long fucking time.
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so your wife just sat there and watched
why didnt she help you out poor guy |
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Your wife was smiling because she now is relieved of any duties since you can take care of yourself in your sleep
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I knew better than to click on this thread when I saw the title, and I did it anyway.
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I don't know how to respond to this. This is going to be good.
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What, she didn't wake you up with an 'old fashioned'..?
Fail. |
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Not yet, just pitching tents or the kickstand props me up in the morning.
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I wonder if science will ever come up with some solid basis for what possesses people to post something like this.
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All the time, even better when I have a go at the wife in my sleep and she doesn't even bother to wake me up.
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<<<<< Not wanting to shake hands with the op.
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you're kind of a sick fucker, aint you?????
I mean like in your day to day stuff....... you fuck picnic tables, water fountains, shit like that prolly shove things in your butt, too nature was supposed to cull out creatures like you |
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Instead of helping you out, she just observed and grinned?
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Wanna go camping? I'll bring the imitation crab meat. You bring the CLP.
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I think this means you need to do your wife. View Quote No shit. View Quote I agree that there is a complete absence of shit in this observation. |
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I asked why she didn't climb on and she didn't want to wake me up and embarrass me. My wife, not the goat.
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This thread is easy to masterbate to. If I could remember it.
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Given the chance I'll help out an Arfcommer in need, but you are never sleeping on my couch. I might let you sleep in the yard, but you're gonna have to wrap yourself in plastic.
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I will never high five you OP. Never. Even if there's a fire.
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Your hand gay raped you in your sleep. Please never become a Scout Master.
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I have to stop drinking so much, I could have sworn I just read a thread in Hd about a guy jacking off in his sleep, hasn't banged wife in two years and still couldn't make himself cum.
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Geeze... My wife would spike my drinks and rape me long before I got to the point of beating it in my sleep.
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