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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
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I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos. Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.



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I don't Believe that youll, shit on my Porch.
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Why Should I care; If someone, use's, Punctuation, wrong, On THE Internet,?
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SleeperShooter:
I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos. Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.


You're just a regular enforcer, aren't you?
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And once you get all that figured out, make
sure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
McCarthy was right.
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The new thing is using single quotes, it's as if no one knows how to quote anymore.
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Fine. Ill Start Capitalizing Every Word And Stop Using Apostrophes. Thats What Im Going To Do.
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What the Fuck are' you, talkin BOut OP? your a Dumb Ass.
















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Old-school teachers would tell you not to start a sentence with a conjunction. For that matter, old school teachers would probably say the same thing.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.


I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.


A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.

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I have concluded EVERYONE is OCD.

Just in entirely different ways.

Like, if YOU weren't OCD, my OCD wouldn't bug you so much......

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Don't tell me what to do.
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I understand...........completely.
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O'K Dude, I Will, Not,Do That,,,,
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I do it for emphasis
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?
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grammar Nazis' have move On I See.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Chapman:
Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.


A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools

Second line too long
Syllables numbering eight
Watch your step on porch
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OP is loosing it over grammer errers , wow.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Willmar:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By BURN:
Originally Posted By Willmar:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek

Nice. Your porch is safe.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By twistedLV:
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.

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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?


This. Only three dots are ever needed.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.
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But lots of Very Important Things should get the pronoun treatment.

ETA I have a little trick regarding apostrophes: unless you are writing dialog, do not use abbreviations. Do so will eliminate about 90% of instances where you can misuse an apostrophe.
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My I-phone Capitalize"s stuff on it,s own.
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[Jump To Reply]Originally Posted By Karab:
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.

Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention.
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Hmm, are you allergic to comma splices?
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