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Posted: 9/9/2013 6:48:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 6:48:57 PM EDT by Holden_McRoyne]
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:50:39 PM EDT
Somebody had to say it.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:50:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:51:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 6:52:39 PM EDT by SleeperShooter]
I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos. Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.



I helped my uncle jack off a horse.
I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

Punctuation matters.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:52:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 6:54:51 PM EDT by staraero]
o'K b'R'o. B'u'T I w'Ou'L'd'N't R'e'C'oM'm'N'd I't
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:05 PM EDT
I don't Believe that youll, shit on my Porch.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:06 PM EDT
Why Should I care; If someone, use's, Punctuation, wrong, On THE Internet,?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:53:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SleeperShooter:
I just ate five Taco Bell bean burritos. Let me know if you need help with the shit storm.
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You're just a regular enforcer, aren't you?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:54:06 PM EDT
Guess I'm done posting for the rest of my life
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:54:44 PM EDT
And once you get all that figured out, make
sure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:21 PM EDT
The new thing is using single quotes, it's as if no one knows how to quote anymore.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:37 PM EDT
Fine. Ill Start Capitalizing Every Word And Stop Using Apostrophes. Thats What Im Going To Do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:55:42 PM EDT
What the Fuck are' you, talkin BOut OP? your a Dumb Ass.
















Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:20 PM EDT
Old-school teachers would tell you not to start a sentence with a conjunction. For that matter, old school teachers would probably say the same thing.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
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I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:56:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 6:56:55 PM EDT by abpt1]
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
no one Cares ....

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
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A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:18 PM EDT


',
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:34 PM EDT
Some of you guys are wound a little tight
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:57:35 PM EDT
This Has Got to Stop; or else- it will get Out of hand,crazy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:58:11 PM EDT
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:58:49 PM EDT
It'''' s my Art. Would you, deny, Picasso his Brush?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:10 PM EDT
Dont te'll me what to Do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 6:59:18 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:01:06 PM EDT
I have concluded EVERYONE is OCD.

Just in entirely different ways.

Like, if YOU weren't OCD, my OCD wouldn't bug you so much......

Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:01:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 7:02:04 PM EDT by waterglass]
My dog will eat it, so i'm not Scared.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:03:39 PM EDT
Don't tell me what to do.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:03:48 PM EDT
I understand...........completely.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:05:20 PM EDT
O'K Dude, I Will, Not,Do That,,,,
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:07:25 PM EDT
I do it for emphasis
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:07:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
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I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:08:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis
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What? Use bad syntax?
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:08:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
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Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:10:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Chapman:


A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools
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Originally Posted By Chapman:
Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.


A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools

Second line too long
Syllables numbering eight
Watch your step on porch
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:12:24 PM EDT
My Dog will eat your shit, bite you on the ass and then lick you in the mouth with your own shit and blood on his tongue.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:13:54 PM EDT
OP is loosing it over grammer errers , wow.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:13:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Willmar:


What? Use bad syntax?
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Originally Posted By Willmar:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:16:22 PM EDT
You''''l'l Never make it Past's my DriVeway i Have killer cOOn dogs'!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BURN:

Suck it trebek
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Originally Posted By BURN:
Originally Posted By Willmar:
Originally Posted By BURN:
I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek

Nice. Your porch is safe.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By twistedLV:
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.

She touched my peppy.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:18:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By twistedLV:
How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?
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This. Only three dots are ever needed.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:20:55 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:22:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/9/2013 7:28:47 PM EDT by WhyTanFox]
But lots of Very Important Things should get the pronoun treatment.

ETA I have a little trick regarding apostrophes: unless you are writing dialog, do not use abbreviations. Do so will eliminate about 90% of instances where you can misuse an apostrophe.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:00 PM EDT
My I-phone Capitalize"s stuff on it,s own.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Karab:
Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.

Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention.
Link Posted: 9/9/2013 7:24:11 PM EDT
Hmm, are you allergic to comma splices?
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