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Posted: 9/9/2013 5:48:28 PM EST
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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.

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Why Should I care; If someone, use's, Punctuation, wrong, On THE Internet,?

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And once you get all that figured out, make
sure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
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I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

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The new thing is using single quotes, it's as if no one knows how to quote anymore.

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Fine. Ill Start Capitalizing Every Word And Stop Using Apostrophes. Thats What Im Going To Do.
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
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I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
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The horror.
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I do it so people with short attention spans don't get lost.

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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
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And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
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I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.
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Originally Posted By Holden_McRoyne:
Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
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I do it for emphasis
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I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.

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What? Use bad syntax?
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I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.
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A haiku pattern
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Originally Posted By SnoopisTDI:
And once you get all that figured out, makesure to hit the enter key frequently.

This is only 2013 and we haven't figure out
how to wrap text
yet.

I definitely don't want to see more than about eight
words on the same line.

The horror.


A haiku pattern
From hell, most likely 13'ers
Text wrap is for tools

Second line too long
Syllables numbering eight
Watch your step on porch

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What? Use bad syntax?
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I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

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I do it for emphasis


What? Use bad syntax?

Suck it trebek

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How do you feel about...............................Dots..........................for no Apparent Reason?

I disapprove, but I can only shit on so many porches.
I'm sorry you disapprove.

But I do, however, approve of your avatar, Steve.

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This. Only three dots are ever needed.
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Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

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But lots of Very Important Things should get the pronoun treatment.

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My I-phone Capitalize"s stuff on it,s own.

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Stop capitalizing Random Words for No Apparent Reason.

Stop putting apostrophe's where they don't belon'g.

Stop putting, commas where there's no reason to have, a comma.

Stop it, or I will find out where you live, and I will shit on your porch. I know you don't believe me, but I'll do it. And until then, I'll sleep better knowing you can't enter your front door without giving the welcome mat a little extra scrutiny while wondering if those English classes at the local community college aren't a pretty reasonable deal after all.
Many would say it's a natural evolution of the language.

Only purists side with your logic. Shakespeare would bite his thumb at you.

Yes, because all the people doing these things are expressing genius which refuses to be bound by convention.

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Hmm, are you allergic to comma splices?

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