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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:20:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Your loss
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:21:08 PM EDT
[#2]
This will not go as OP expected...
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:21:28 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Your loss Or a bullet dodged... |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:22:22 PM EDT
[#4]
I um.....ah..........well.........better luck next time.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:22:25 PM EDT
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Took a girl out to dinner (Palm Steak House), went back to her house, started kissing, touching, etc. Clothes started to come off and then I smelled a odor, I figured she farted and continued to kiss her.. I started to finger her, then the odor got worse.. I stopped and asked what is that odor? She replied "when I get wet, I give off an odor". I simple mentioned to her that it was a huge turn off, and said thanks for the date but I have to go.. She got embarrassed/upset and slammed the door closed when I left.. How in the world could any girls pussy smell? I've been with a nice amount of women and I have never had a girls pussy smell.. This is a first! Has this ever happened to anyone else? I don't think this thread is going to go the way you thought. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:22:27 PM EDT
[#6]
toasting in a roll bread
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:22:32 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:22:49 PM EDT
[#8]
OH I am so in on this one. Winning..
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:01 PM EDT
[#9]
I seriously cant stop laughing. This is why I love GD.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:15 PM EDT
[#10]
Queue the ARFCOM white knights. And guys so desperate they'd fuck a girl who smells like dog shit.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:27 PM EDT
[#11]
Meh, everything smells in Jersey.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:29 PM EDT
[#12]
This thread is classy.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Maybe you're a homo inside, probably wished it was penis?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:23:55 PM EDT
[#14]
In for the entertainment
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:05 PM EDT
[#15]
  Like a lathe, every woman is different.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:14 PM EDT
[#16]
I had a similar date with an older woman many years ago. I banged her anyway. Went back for a
Hummer, and then never called her again. You should have banged her. Btw, mine was a Jerzi girl also. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:18 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Queue the ARFCOM white knights. And guys so desperate they'd fuck a girl who smells like dog shit. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Cooter sweat.
lol. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:23 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Took a girl out to dinner (Palm Steak House), went back to her house, started kissing, touching, etc. Clothes started to come off and then I smelled a odor, I figured she farted and continued to kiss her.. I started to finger her, then the odor got worse.. I stopped and asked what is that odor? She replied "when I get wet, I give off an odor". I simple mentioned to her that it was a huge turn off, and said thanks for the date but I have to go.. She got embarrassed/upset and slammed the door closed when I left.. How in the world could any girls pussy smell? I've been with a nice amount of women and I have never had a girls pussy smell.. This is a first! Has this ever happened to anyone else? 
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:25 PM EDT
[#20]
A certain amount of muskiness is acceptible. It is a vagina after all.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:24:46 PM EDT
[#21]
So in on this
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:25:03 PM EDT
[#22]
I reread it and lost it again at "I figured she farted and continued to kiss her".
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:25:12 PM EDT
[#23]
I wonder if it smells worse than my sweaty bag...
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:25:17 PM EDT
[#24]
This thread has potential for awesomeness.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:25:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Some of you sick fucks take the term "general discussion" way to fucking liberally. Keep SOME things to yourselves folks.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:25:39 PM EDT
[#26]
I've been to NJ, everything smells strange there.
What you really smelled was your heterosexuality leaving the building. 
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:13 PM EDT
[#28]
Speechless.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Not normal
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:36 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
A certain amount of muskiness is acceptible. It is a vagina after all. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:46 PM EDT
[#31]
Depending on how bad it smelled you might have been lucky. If you had ignored it and she was dynamite in bed, you would have to learn to accept the problem. Personally, that is the worlds biggest turn off. I wouldn't touch that with a 10' pole. Good job OP let the basement dwellers have at that one.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:26:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Normal Newark smell?
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:27:02 PM EDT
[#33]
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:27:15 PM EDT
[#34]
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Meh, everything smells in Jersey. Hell, I had a Joisey girl once. Once I started getting down there, she was all.....don't go there, I've been wearing my pantyhose all day. I ripped them bitches off and went to town. 
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:27:33 PM EDT
[#35]
should have banged her in the shower
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:27:49 PM EDT
[#36]
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I um.....ah..........well.........better luck next time. This is pure win right here, gentlemen. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:27:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:28:14 PM EDT
[#38]
I love ARFCOM.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:28:19 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I reread it and lost it again at "I figured she farted and continued to kiss her". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Obviously he was fingering the wrong hole. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:28:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Smell like trout, eat it out.
Smell like cologne, leave it alone.
Seriously though, I been with lots of girls all over this planet and haven't had a stinky pink taco. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:28:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:29:20 PM EDT
[#42]
tagging with a quife-ness
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:29:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Obviously he was fingering the wrong hole. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I reread it and lost it again at "I figured she farted and continued to kiss her". Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Obviously he was fingering the wrong hole. You owe me a new phone.. Baaaahahahahahahaha! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:30:03 PM EDT
[#44]
You think she would have learned by now to rubbed your balls and put her fingers in your nose. Then asked you now that smells.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:30:05 PM EDT
[#45]
A little musty muff never killed anyone.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:30:21 PM EDT
[#46]
In on this fustercluck
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:30:42 PM EDT
[#47]
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Some of you sick fucks take the term "general discussion" way to fucking liberally. Keep SOME things to yourselves folks. Fucking this. This isn't 4chan and reddit, you fucks. |
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:31:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:31:25 PM EDT
[#49]
Tell that nasty bitch to gargle the vajayjay with metronidazole.
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Posted: 9/2/2013 5:31:25 PM EDT
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