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Posted: 8/30/2013 7:42:43 AM EDT

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Hate to say it.... But I was # 114

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Do you have to sign a log book to make it official?

Posted: 8/30/2013 7:48:46 AM EDT

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Do you have to sign a log book to make it official?

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Hate to say it.... But I was # 114

Do you have to sign a log book to make it official?

It was "dong" book and I had to leave a "dong" print

Posted: 8/30/2013 7:50:07 AM EDT

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Lol

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Posted: 8/30/2013 7:50:12 AM EDT

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Holy delayed double tap batman!!!

Posted: 8/30/2013 8:16:22 AM EDT

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Yep, I was going to say that fishnets are a poor choice when your thighs squeeze out of them like a Play Doh fun factory.

(I miss my PlayDoh Fun Factory. That thing was awesome.)

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Wearing fishnets to hide the cellulite. Not only is she ugly, she is fat.

Yep, I was going to say that fishnets are a poor choice when your thighs squeeze out of them like a Play Doh fun factory.

(I miss my PlayDoh Fun Factory. That thing was awesome.)

I have a new puppy who is basically a living Play Doh Fun Factory.

Posted: 8/30/2013 8:23:25 AM EDT

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If the average sperm count in 21 mL is ~310,000,000 (per wikipedia), then that would equal 3.1x10^12 sperm cells. That would mean that at any one time, 9.3x10^11 sperm cells would constitute her body weight. That's 1,328 tiimes the number of humans currently living on the planet.

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How many gallons?.... Never mind.

Say she boinks 100,000 men, and they're all over the age of 24. Per wikipedia, that's an average of 3.5 mL of semen every time.

100,000 x 3.5mL= 350,000mL. = 350L of fluid.

1 liter equals 0.2641 gallons. 350x 0.2641= 92 gallons of semen.

Average size of a mouthful of stuff is 21mL.

350,000/21= 16666.66 mouthfuls.

Let's say a gallon of semen weighs 8 pounds- same as water.

92 gallons would be 736 pounds of semen. About 1/3 of a ton of semen in her.
Sooo she be approximately 30% semen by body weight at any given moment....

If the average sperm count in 21 mL is ~310,000,000 (per wikipedia), then that would equal 3.1x10^12 sperm cells. That would mean that at any one time, 9.3x10^11 sperm cells would constitute her body weight. That's 1,328 tiimes the number of humans currently living on the planet.

I'm going to point to this thread the next time I hear someone say that you don't need math in day-to-day life.

Posted: 8/30/2013 8:35:24 AM EDT

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Her boyfriend is not thrilled about her hobby, but he "had to come to terms with it". Now there's a guy with no self esteem.

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That guy has 100,001 problems and a bitch is one of them.

He needs to eject.

Posted: 8/30/2013 8:49:19 AM EDT

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That guy has 100,001 problems and a bitch is one of them.

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Her boyfriend is not thrilled about her hobby, but he "had to come to terms with it". Now there's a guy with no self esteem.

That guy has 100,001 problems and a bitch is one of them.

He needs to eject.

He's just waiting until the time is right to make his play, after a couple thousand guys have plowed his girlfriend. He's playing chess, not checkers.

Posted: 8/30/2013 8:54:19 AM EDT

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Disgusting.

Also......why does it seem that women in other countries never seem to outgrow the (what I like to call) *middle school makeup application*?

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It's typical of Eastern Europe. I don't know why.

Posted: 8/30/2013 9:00:19 AM EDT

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He needs to eject.

He's just waiting until the time is right to make his play, after a couple thousand guys have plowed his girlfriend. He's playing chess, not checkers.

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Her boyfriend is not thrilled about her hobby, but he "had to come to terms with it". Now there's a guy with no self esteem.

That guy has 100,001 problems and a bitch is one of them.

He needs to eject.

He's just waiting until the time is right to make his play, after a couple thousand guys have plowed his girlfriend. He's playing chess, not checkers.

Right. Sticky, nasty chess, where all the pieces resemble dildos and the queen squishes when you move her.

Posted: 8/30/2013 9:14:29 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/30/2013 9:16:36 AM EDT

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Figure the average male penis size is 6 in.

Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol)

Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200.

Divide by 12.

Divide by 5280.

That's 1,893.9 miles of dick.

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How many members do we have on this site?

http://coed.com/2013/08/29/say-hello-to-the-woman-who-wants-to-sleep-with-100000-men/

Figure the average male penis size is 6 in.

Figure that the average amount of strokes is ~200. (just arbitrarily picking numbers here, lol)

Multiply 100,000 by 6, multiply that by 200.

Divide by 12.

Divide by 5280.

That's 1,893.9 miles of dick.

And just think, from the point of view of structural integrity, she'd probably still be in better shape than if she had given birth... assuming she doesn't get the rot...

Posted: 8/30/2013 9:24:55 AM EDT

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I would like to inform her that I will NOT be one of the 100,000

Posted: 8/30/2013 9:25:05 AM EDT

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she's not going to shit right for a week

Posted: 8/30/2013 9:34:34 AM EDT

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A friend in the construction business said that he'd " never seen a pole that could wear out a hole."

But in this case I'm not so sure. 100,000 is a lot of poles. Of all types.

GD

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:01:19 AM EDT

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After a little googling, that's 441 pounds of condoms.

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:01:51 AM EDT

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Sign me up!

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:12:14 AM EDT

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just a girl with a dream...

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:13:15 AM EDT

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fucking guilty

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:19:43 AM EDT

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http://i44.tinypic.com/2s0idy1.gif

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Yes she's ugly.

Yes she's a slut.

But arfcom's lack of knowledge (sure, it's understandable) of female anatomy always cracks me up.

Hot dog down a hallway... meat curtains... all from having lots of sex?

So if you get married and fuck your wife 10,000 times you think she's going to have a loose sloppy vagoo and hanging flaps?

Or does the snizz somehow know that it's different men and change its physiology in response?

Or, is it just an excuse for you to not have sex very often (well, I don't want to RUIN it...)?

You WON'T wear it out. If anything, the constant exercise could make it stronger and better. Which is cool in a relationship but really gross in this context.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2s0idy1.gif

I am not defending this slut.

I am defending vaginas, and the relentless pounding they can take with no ill effects.

God bless the vagina.

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:20:51 AM EDT

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But if you hop in bed with her, you become a part of history. I'd do it and ask for a certificate.

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:28:22 AM EDT

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Now that is just gross, find yourself a nice GSD honey.

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:44:47 AM EDT

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Came here to post this. That bitch has been rode hard.

I cant imagine how far down those meat curtains are going to hang. Probably slap her knees as she walks.
http://www.olecountrybakery.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/roast-beef.jpg

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What an unfortunate looking young lady.

Yeah 21 years old? She looks like a used up 34 year old.

Came here to post this. That bitch has been rode hard.

I cant imagine how far down those meat curtains are going to hang. Probably slap her knees as she walks.
http://www.olecountrybakery.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/roast-beef.jpg

Damn that is an image I did not need in my head.

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:49:58 AM EDT

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That bitch be guilty.

DO NOT WANT!!!!

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:52:57 AM EDT

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But if you hop in bed with her, you become a part of history. I'd do it and ask for a certificate.

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fucking guilty

But if you hop in bed with her, you become a part of history. I'd do it and ask for a certificate.

Ah! The ol' "Obama voter" theory!

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:53:46 AM EDT

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So.... you're sayin' there's a chance.

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LOL

Posted: 8/30/2013 10:58:56 AM EDT

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Sloppy 999999 pass

Posted: 8/30/2013 11:02:59 AM EDT

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thats a lot of paper plates

Posted: 8/30/2013 11:03:34 AM EDT

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Nofuckingway. Seriously.

THAT is some seriously "Looks-impaired" action, right there.

Good luck with her effort. There are probably enough desperate guys to help her out.

Posted: 8/30/2013 11:11:35 AM EDT

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It's typical of Eastern Europe. I don't know why.

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Disgusting.

Also......why does it seem that women in other countries never seem to outgrow the (what I like to call) *middle school makeup application*?

It's typical of Eastern Europe. I don't know why.

Known as "Seventh grade, first shade."

Posted: 8/30/2013 12:32:35 PM EDT

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I wonder how many strains of HPV she'll contract in her journey.

She'll guarantee cervical cancer for herself.

Posted: 8/31/2013 8:44:06 AM EDT

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I'm sure there are some Arfcommers who would be willing.

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Not me. Looking at her picture and reading about her make me want to swear off sex forever.

Posted: 8/31/2013 8:47:11 AM EDT

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Not me. Looking at her picture and reading about her make me want to swear off sex forever.

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I'm sure there are some Arfcommers who would be willing.

Not me. Looking at her picture and reading about her make me want to swear off sex forever.

This should get you going again.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1526543_Hayden_Panettiere.html

Posted: 9/2/2013 6:41:55 PM EDT

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Came here to post this. That bitch has been rode hard.

I cant imagine how far down those meat curtains are going to hang. Probably slap her knees as she walks.
http://www.olecountrybakery.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/roast-beef.jpg

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What an unfortunate looking young lady.

Yeah 21 years old? She looks like a used up 34 year old.

Came here to post this. That bitch has been rode hard.

I cant imagine how far down those meat curtains are going to hang. Probably slap her knees as she walks.
http://www.olecountrybakery.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/roast-beef.jpg

Oh yeah, you know that thing is blown way out. Probably looks like someone set off an M-80 in a pot roast.