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Posted: 8/24/2013 10:19:38 AM EDT

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:21:11 AM EDT

[#1]

Has to be a joke.....

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:22:05 AM EDT

[#2]

Wow. You'd have to, just out of morbid curiosity.

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Posted: 8/24/2013 10:23:16 AM EDT

[#3]

Nope

I would seriously question the judgement of any fool who puts out a resume like that.

What the fuck was Josephs thought process when he put that resume together? I need to stand out above the crowd. I know what I will do!!! A theme resume based off a show for 7 year old girls. That will get me the job.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:24:22 AM EDT

[#4]

Hired.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:25:40 AM EDT

[#5]

Someone might hire him just for the fun of it.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:25:42 AM EDT

[#6]

no.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:25:51 AM EDT

[#7]

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I would seriously question the judgement of any fool who puts out a resume like that.

What the fuck was Josephs thought process when he put that resume together? I need to stand out above the crowd. I know what I will do!!! A theme resume based off a show for 7 year old girls. That will get me the job.

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But you would want to see the fool in person... Maybe if you were really, really busy you wouldn't have time. I for one am dying to see what Joseph looks like. If I wasn't on my phone, I would use the non-redacted info to identify him and hopefully find his Facebook and YouTube channel.

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Posted: 8/24/2013 10:26:20 AM EDT

[#8]

I don't know, but if I did hire him, I would keep him away from children.

Can't spread the brony-chitis.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:26:21 AM EDT

[#9]

not a fan of the brony theme but a resume designed like that might go over pretty well if he were applying with a gaming company or ad agency....

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:26:39 AM EDT

[#10]

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But you would want to see the fool in person... Maybe if you were really, really busy you wouldn't have time. I for one am dying to see what Joseph looks like. If I wasn't on my phone, I would use the non-redacted info to identify him and hopefully find his Facebook and YouTube channel.

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Nope

I would seriously question the judgement of any fool who puts out a resume like that.

What the fuck was Josephs thought process when he put that resume together? I need to stand out above the crowd. I know what I will do!!! A theme resume based off a show for 7 year old girls. That will get me the job.

But you would want to see the fool in person... Maybe if you were really, really busy you wouldn't have time. I for one am dying to see what Joseph looks like. If I wasn't on my phone, I would use the non-redacted info to identify him and hopefully find his Facebook and YouTube channel.

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Fuck no.

Bronnies creep me out. Like clowns creep out 7 year olds.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:27:32 AM EDT

[#11]

Doesn't he work at the White House?

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:28:04 AM EDT

[#12]

No...

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:29:26 AM EDT

[#13]

Wow....just, wow.

I could see doing the interview out of morbid curiosity, but I wouldn't want him stinking up my office.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:29:27 AM EDT

[#14]

The ONLY way I would hire him is if I had someone in a department that I hated but couldn't fire. Hire this guy as their cubicle mate and watch the fun.

Best of both worlds, the will not leave guy will off this kid and both problems go away.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:29:33 AM EDT

[#15]

I'd interview him.

It would be worth it to have him explain his poor judgement and then not hire him.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:30:18 AM EDT

[#16]

Sure. If I were looking for a coder, I wouldn't care as much about his personal style as I would about whether he can code and work with the team. If he qualified for a PhD program, he probably has the technical chops.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:30:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/24/2013 10:30:55 AM EDT

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Come on now, Aimless... he tattooed you on one of his ponies asses!

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:31:06 AM EDT

[#19]

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Close enough to what I came to post - stealing it.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:31:17 AM EDT

[#20]

This is what our schools are churning out?

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:31:54 AM EDT

[#21]

San Francisco you say?

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:32:00 AM EDT

[#22]

I would. I'd need to see that person face to face. Just out of curiosity.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:32:40 AM EDT

[#23]

The guy has some pretty impressive education and work history. I would hire him. He is a code monkey, I don't give a fuck if he comes to work dressed as a unicorn everyday. Now if he was in sales, it would be a different story.

The resume is a little out in left field, but you can bet your ass people read it.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:34:40 AM EDT

[#24]

If I were hiring for a gay porn computer mathematics film, yea....sure

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:37:44 AM EDT

[#25]

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Near perfect GPA in his major, award for Academic Achievement, placed in the ACM-ICPC 2 years in a row, in a placement worth mentioning in the NE North American Regionals in 2020, two prestigious internships, qualified for a Ph.D program in Comp Sci. There's no questioning his skills academically.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:39:00 AM EDT

[#26]

Define "interview".

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:40:41 AM EDT

[#27]

Looks like he's from around the SF area. That would explain a lot.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:42:39 AM EDT

[#28]

i just noticed the pony has an aimless tat

screen name?

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:43:33 AM EDT

[#29]

I'd interview him while wearing a horse head mask.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:45:04 AM EDT

[#30]

Yeah no. I don't deal with fucking broneys

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:45:25 AM EDT

[#31]

It's amusing to see conservative gun owners bitch about the negative conclusion people jump to when it comes to their lifestyle...

Wait...where were we?

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:45:39 AM EDT

[#32]

Any Comp. Sci. that lists Python on his resume isn't worth bothering with.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:46:31 AM EDT

[#33]

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Near perfect GPA in his major, award for Academic Achievement, placed in the ACM-ICPC 2 years in a row, in a placement worth mentioning in the NE North American Regionals in 2020, two prestigious internships, qualified for a Ph.D program in Comp Sci. There's no questioning his skills academically.

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This is what our schools are churning out?

Near perfect GPA in his major, award for Academic Achievement, placed in the ACM-ICPC 2 years in a row, in a placement worth mentioning in the NE North American Regionals in 2020, two prestigious internships, qualified for a Ph.D program in Comp Sci. There's no questioning his skills academically.

Communications is part of academics, and this guy is treating his *professional* resume as a joke.

From a personnel standpoint, someone who rolls in with a moonbat resume, is going to be impossible to fire.

He may know his shit, or he may be a great at taking tests. Any probation period goes out the window, as he/she/it can claim brony discrimination (Especially in CA, and probably WA also). In any case, he's not going to stick around unless a company pays for his PhD, and workplace productivity will take another hit as office gossip increases exponentially over the pricey new hire who drives a Miata with a fur horse head on the hood. Why not just say fvck it and hire Manning, and play "Here comes the Bride" every day when he sashays into the office. Do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:46:34 AM EDT

[#34]

Not even I would.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:46:39 AM EDT

[#35]

Can he do his job good?

Shit, thats hard enough to find today...

Looks like he has effort.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:46:48 AM EDT

[#36]

Hell no. Screams drama llama all over it, and the last thing I would want in the work force was a person looking to cause drama.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:47:32 AM EDT

[#37]

Seriously.... that is pretty sad.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:50:59 AM EDT

[#38]

Comp sci phd @ uw is incredibly competitive, probably one of the most in the country. I have to say I'd be curious. But fuck ponies.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:51:33 AM EDT

[#39]

Points for originality.

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Posted: 8/24/2013 10:51:37 AM EDT

[#40]

Creative.

Would interview depending on type of job.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:51:46 AM EDT

[#41]

This is the guy in question , took 3 minutes of leg work but I found his website.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:52:33 AM EDT

[#42]

I highly doubt that the dude is a Brony. Clearly he is capitalizing off the geek love of memes to see that his resume, with extremely impressive credentials, is read. Kind of a self-deprecatingly awesome resume. If I were in a company that benefited from boldness, creativity and hardcore technical chops, I'd run to the phone to set up an interview.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:56:09 AM EDT

[#43]

Well, the unredacted resume was pretty easy to find.

He went to some little shit Liberal Arts college whose most famous alumni is the creator of The Vagina Monologues and now he's living in San Francisco North, aka Alaska.

Tells me all I need to know.

Posted: 8/24/2013 10:59:56 AM EDT

[#44]

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Looks like somebody that would shoot up a theater.

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:02:49 AM EDT

[#45]

I'd tell him to fuck off and yiff in Hell.

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:04:48 AM EDT

[#46]

I'd interview him.

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:06:17 AM EDT

[#47]

I think I found him!

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:06:31 AM EDT

[#48]

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Well, the unredacted resume was pretty easy to find.

He went to some little shit Liberal Arts college whose most famous alumni is the creator of The Vagina Monologues and now he's living in San Francisco North, aka Alaska.

Tells me all I need to know.

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Middlebury has a good rep as a liberal arts college.

Top National Liberal Arts Colleges
Williams College, Williamstown, MA
Amherst College, Amherst, MA
Swarthmore College, Swarthmore, PA
Middlebury College, Middlebury, VT
Wellesley College, Wellesley, MA
Bowdoin College, Brunswick, ME
Pomona College, Claremont, CA
Carleton College, Northfield, MN
Davidson College, Davidson, NC
Haverford College. Haverford, PA

What does this have to do with CompSci? Nothing.

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:06:54 AM EDT

[#49]

I want to rape him.

Posted: 8/24/2013 11:09:46 AM EDT

[#50]

No. No I would not.

Running a business is serious business. My Little Pony is not.

And I want to have people with a sense of self, not people that identify themselves with an animated pony.

No, I would not interview them. Not even for an ice cream shop job.

Cheers!

-JC

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