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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:46:55 PM EDT
http://www.chronicle.su/news/dog-the-bounty-hunter-to-pursue-snowden-bounty/
 HAWAII — Duane Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, announced plans to enter Russia illegally in order to capture fugitive whistleblower Edward Snowden. Dog, in an impromptu press conference held outside Da Kine bail bonds, said, "Sometimes you gotta bend the rules to save America, and if I can catch this traitor Snowden and bring him back to God’s side, then it’ll be worth the risk of a lifetime of hard labor in a Siberian gulag.”
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:47:55 PM EDT
[#1]
Wow
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:48:05 PM EDT
[#2]
I hope he gets caught. Dog, that is.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:48:48 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't think this is gonna end well for Mr. Chapman.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:48:51 PM EDT
[#4]
This is going to end well. For us.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:48:55 PM EDT
[#5]
He isn't going to like his interrogation and incarceration by the FSB........
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:18 PM EDT
[#6]
lol
Reputable news source? I think not  |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:21 PM EDT
[#7]
What a dumbfuck. He almost got time in mexico for something similar
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Enter Russia illegally? Try to smuggle someone out against their will?
YES, GO Dog, GO.... and take all your white trash family/crew with you. Send me a postcard from Siberia. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:34 PM EDT
[#10]
God speed brah.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:49:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Oh boy I can't wait to see this one pan out.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:50:18 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
God speed brah. 
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:50:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Russia can keep him.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:50:27 PM EDT
[#14]
What a fucking tool.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:50:55 PM EDT
[#15]
What a toolbag.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:51:01 PM EDT
[#16]
I really hope this is legit
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:51:01 PM EDT
[#17]
Are there mullets in Russia?
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:51:31 PM EDT
[#18]
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lol Reputable news source? I think not So, it isn't true?  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:51:45 PM EDT
[#19]
A group of former KGB pipe swingers will hopefully catch him and deport what is left of him to Mexico to answer charges there.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:52:10 PM EDT
[#20]
Sooner or later we will see a picture of putin riding on the back of Beth Chapman
aiming a rifle or some such. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:53:03 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm going to be deeply disappointed if this is satire...
Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:53:12 PM EDT
[#22]
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I hope he gets caught. Dog, that is. This. Wonder if we can chip in for his travel fund? |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:54:19 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to be deeply disappointed if this is satire... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:54:52 PM EDT
[#24]
I hope that white trash moron gets caught in Russia and spends the next 40 years getting gang raped in a Siberian prison. If I knew when and where he would be there I'd dime him out myself. I hate that self righteous cock sucker and the fat skank he travels with.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:55:21 PM EDT
[#25]
Didn't he spend time in a Mexican Jail for doing something similar? Hasn't he learned his lesson?
Besides, some might say Snowden only showed the people how to Govt was abusing their power an unconstitutionally spying on American citizens... I don't think Dog would want to spend time in a Russian prison... As for the "illegally" part wouldn't it only be illegal in their country because its Kidnaping, if he flys in with a passport? |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:57:16 PM EDT
[#26]
This is fantastic news!
Go with God brah!
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:57:16 PM EDT
[#27]
Aw hell yeah. I wish it was true, though.
Remember... No guns. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:58:25 PM EDT
[#28]
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Aw hell yeah. I wish it was true, though. Remember... No guns. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Cletus can't carry a gun in the US either on a count of being a convicted felon. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:58:39 PM EDT
[#29]
I'm rooting for the Gulag. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 1:58:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Guys, It's satire.
Dont you notice Lebal Drocer is Record Label backwards?  |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:00:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Yeah, but one can hope...............imagine the drama if he tried to pull a stunt like that
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Guys, It's satire. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:00:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Fo Dog, Fo.
Make sure you get video for us all. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:00:57 PM EDT
[#33]
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I really hope this is legit .Yep, that moran isn't going to go under even the dumbest Russians radar. [BTW, I know it isn't but a man can wish because it would make for some damn funny news] |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:03:21 PM EDT
[#34]
I hope Snowden beats him just to this side of death.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:03:28 PM EDT
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Anyone calling "Dog" a moron that could not tell that was satire needs to take a good, long look in the mirror. FUCK!
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:07:00 PM EDT
[#36]
PLEASE be on livestream.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:07:06 PM EDT
[#37]
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I hope he gets caught. Dog, that is. Agreed |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:07:38 PM EDT
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Anyone calling "Dog" a moron that could not tell that was satire needs to take a good, long look in the mirror. FUCK! But his role playing is so convincing. You can't act that stuff .....
Next you're gonna piss on my Cheerios and tell me wrestling is fake
Cheers! -JC |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:08:49 PM EDT
[#39]
I hope the Russians ship his ass off to a Siberian Gulag.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:09:13 PM EDT
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I hope he gets caught. Dog, that is. If the Russians intend to keep Snowden, you can bet they'll be aware when Dag steps on a plane. The only real question will be about the severity of the ass kicking Duane will be getting. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:09:37 PM EDT
[#41]
Doggy needs a polonium-210 vitamin. I don't give a fuck if its fake. ex watched that show so much I hate that motherfucker. I want to round house kick the air he breaths
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:10:55 PM EDT
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Are there mullets midgets in Russia? Good question!
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:11:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What a dumbfuck. He almost got time in mexico for something similar  |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:11:31 PM EDT
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Anyone calling "Dog" a moron that could not tell that was satire needs to take a good, long look in the mirror. FUCK! He's still a moron............Russian vacation or not.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:13:29 PM EDT
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What a dumbfuck. He almost got time in mexico for something similar Kidnapping and illegal imprisonment IIRC. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:14:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, but one can hope...............imagine the drama if he tried to pull a stunt like that Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, but one can hope...............imagine the drama if he tried to pull a stunt like that Quoted: Guys, It's satire. |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:16:04 PM EDT
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Please, please take his saggy titty wife with him...oh please. We need both of them gone so there is no chance of her getting her own show.
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:18:15 PM EDT
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Cletus can't carry a gun in the US either on a count of being a convicted felon. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Aw hell yeah. I wish it was true, though. Remember... No guns. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Cletus can't carry a gun in the US either on a count of being a convicted felon. Didn't he murder someone? Edit: First degree murder  He only got 5 years...and served 18 months for 1st degree murder
Who the fuck was his attorney? |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:22:11 PM EDT
[#49]
announce you plan on entering russia illegally
that's smart although if it were true we'd finally be rid of him and his idiot crew |
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Posted: 8/11/2013 2:22:33 PM EDT
[#50]
From another article on that site:
Sources close to the Internet Chronicle have confirmed Alex Jones is employed by FEMA death camps. |
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