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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:05:26 AM EDT
They are 16 and 17.
Girls are 14 thru 16. 3 girls are spending the night with us. They facebooked or what ever they do. Hard ankles showed up. What did i do?  No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.) Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen. 
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine. I think she will get over it.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:06:40 AM EDT
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What language is this?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:07:09 AM EDT
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Ah, WTF is a hard ankle?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:08:46 AM EDT
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Am I on the right website?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:08:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:10:40 AM EDT
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My bad, on the Iphone. Just typed till screen ended then hit return .
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:14:34 AM EDT
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Where is the "English MF, Do you speak it" memee or IF or whatever its called?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:15:06 AM EDT
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Wait wait wait...you poked holes in condoms?
Maybe a reading comprehension fail here, but the way in understand it, is that you found some young boys at the end of your driveway, held them at gunpoint while you lit them up, and poked holes in their wallets, because of condoms...and then you showed them the needle.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:15:30 AM EDT
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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess.
Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:16:25 AM EDT
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Wait wait wait...you poked holes in condoms? that they were using on his daughter? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:17:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryYep. Never heard that before. Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday" |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:17:32 AM EDT
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So you thought a couple guys were gonna poke your daughter and her friends but they were on the up and up and nothing came to fruition?
Is that about right? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:19:16 AM EDT
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Ok, so do you hide in your bushes with a wallet needle and weapons?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:19:48 AM EDT
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Yep. Never heard that before. Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday" Quote HistoryQuoted:
Yep. Never heard that before. Arf gives me my daily dose of "learn something new everyday" Once had a boss that said something similar. "It's a constant learning experience" |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:20:38 AM EDT
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Read more and post less OP.
This thread sucks. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:21:50 AM EDT
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This reminds me of that movie Jacobs Ladder. A little action at the beginning but in the end absolutely nothing happened.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:22:33 AM EDT
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I'm going to add "hard ankles" to my vocabulary.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:22:38 AM EDT
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Read more and drink less OP. This thread sucks. FIFY |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:30:28 AM EDT
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So you looking forwarding to being a grandpa?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:33:54 AM EDT
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OP, I need closure with the needle thing.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:34:04 AM EDT
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What is this I don't even
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Posted: 7/26/2013 1:41:50 AM EDT
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well, you don't want your daughter after a guy because of his soft ankles, right?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 2:02:30 AM EDT
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So you basically took away their only form of sexual protection. Ya, that's sure to stop them.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:11:12 AM EDT
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(quietly adds "hard ankles" to his lexicon)
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:12:25 AM EDT
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Shows how much I know. I thought this was going to be a rant about a paving contractor.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:16:41 AM EDT
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WTF?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:17:34 AM EDT
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Quoted:
They are 16 and 17. Girls are 14 thru 16. 3 girls are spending the night with us. They facebooked or what ever they do. Hard ankles showed up. What did i do? No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.) Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen.
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine. I think she will get over it.
Snow Leopard's troll account? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:27:50 AM EDT
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They are 16 and 17. Girls are 14 thru 16. 3 girls are spending the night with us. They facebooked or what ever they do. Hard ankles showed up. What did i do? No rounds were fired!!
Had blazing lights on a few guns and asked to check their wallets for rubbers. "Got any? Here is a needle to poke holes in your wallets cause you aint a fuckin nobody. ( i showed them a needle that you pierce triple layer
calfskin with.) Hard ankles were straight up gentlemen.
Daughter was mad. Oh well!! Shes mine. I think she will get over it.
Translation please. Chrome can't do it. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:36:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:42:48 AM EDT
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What the hell kind of language is this?
And to anyone poling holes in rubbers, thinking it's going to stop kids from messing around... I hope you enjoy the thought of those dudes unprotected dicks in your daughter's mouth. Good Lord. The stupidity out there never ceases to amaze me. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:45:02 AM EDT
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My brain hurts
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:48:12 AM EDT
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How young do you need to be to use the term "hard ankles" ?
P.S. I will not be adding this to my vocabulary. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:54:22 AM EDT
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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess. Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is I'm from the south and that is NOT a south thing, that is a "club urban thing" so GTFO 
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:55:41 AM EDT
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I'm going to add "hard ankles" to my vocabulary.
if there are a lot of guys in a gay bar then is it full of limp-wristed-hard-ankles? confused. and if they are older do you also add the "hard arteries" qualifier? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 3:58:32 AM EDT
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that they were using on his daughter? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wait wait wait...you poked holes in condoms? that they were using on his daughter? this was the most utterly shocking thing he wrote. So this pretty much guarantees oral or anal or a brand new grand baby! |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:01:39 AM EDT
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Jagermeister for breakfast?
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:02:30 AM EDT
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Hard-ankles got the last laugh I bet. Parents are always one step behind of hard-ankles.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:02:51 AM EDT
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Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess. Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is Born and raised in the South. Never heard of that term, sounds like something that would emanate from the 'hood. Sounds stupid and "hip".
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:03:49 AM EDT
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The title should be I drank hard liquor before posting.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:05:45 AM EDT
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What language is this? And is there a Rosetta Stone or something to accompany it? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:06:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:07:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Not from the south? Look up hard ankle. Cant find it? Its a local term i guess. Find some real Tennessee folks and they will tell you what a Hard Ankle is I've lived in the South all my life, and I've never heard this phrase in person or even online before. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:07:34 AM EDT
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....dude  |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:10:33 AM EDT
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So you looking forwarding to being a grandpa? Quote HistoryQuoted:
So you looking forwarding to being a grandpa? Quoted:
The title should be I drank hard liquor before posting. |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:11:45 AM EDT
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this was the first thing I read today. I thought I was having a stroke . tell I read the fallowing post.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:12:51 AM EDT
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Thread sucks.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:14:14 AM EDT
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this was the first thing I read today. I thought I was having a stroke . tell I read the fallowing post. What does plowed, inactive land have to do with this? |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:14:35 AM EDT
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In before tomorrow's "Ask a guy trying to find a plan C pill anything" thread.
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:15:50 AM EDT
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this was the first thing I read today. I thought I was having a stroke . tell I read the fallowing post. You may still need to get yourself checked out... |
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:26:13 AM EDT
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In!
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Posted: 7/26/2013 4:35:07 AM EDT
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Well this has maxed out my WTF quota for the day, thanks Op.
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