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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:59:27 AM EDT
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Dress on the front porch Naked girl in the tub Gee honey, she must've crawled in the house through the doggie door, yeah, that's it. Hate it when that happens |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?
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http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x2094921353/g000258000000000000cf40162f9ddb4ca426104b585e71dcf4597c7633.jpg guilty That's one big possum!! |
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Soto, listed on her arrest record as 4 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 110 pounds, said she had done nothing wrong and was there to use the phone, according to the arresting officer.
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She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house. She might still be locked up in there.
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? When your wife is standing right there with you? |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? That girl screams FSA "born and raised", I won't touch that one with a 10ft pole |
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She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house. She might still be locked up in there. |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? Who has a dog door but no dog? |
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http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x2094921353/g000258000000000000cf40162f9ddb4ca426104b585e71dcf4597c7633.jpg guilty Looks like a case of JBF hair. I'm leaning towards not guilty. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? When your wife is standing right there with you? Jeez shut up with your stupid extenuating circumstances |
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That's a party girl. She looks like shed clean up good. And 4'11 110 is a good time.
I need to install a doggy door. |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? Someone who's wife is right there.... |
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She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house. She might still be locked up in there. Guarantee this |
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Jackpot! If she's found out where you live, it's time to eject and sell the house immediately. Although, I'm interested in this "doggie door" contraption. Might warrant more investigation..... |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? the wife |
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That's a party girl. She looks like shed clean up good. And 4'11 110 is a good time. I need to install a doggy door. This |
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She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house. She might still be locked up in there. Guarantee this "Alright, honey. Here's how it's gonna work out. I'll let you go if you can get out that doggie door without me acostin.....WHAT IS IT MA! NO I WANT MY EGGS SCRAMBLED!......sorry, where was I? Oh, get out the door and you can go free. Get stuck and it's time." |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? the wife Which, when I think about it, makes me wonder if the 25yo was just expecting to surprise the husband. |
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? Your wife. |
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Coming out post? Not guilty!
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Quoted: Quoted: Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? Who has a dog door but no dog? My first thought too. Must have bought the house with it already installed. I think I would have rendered it unusable. BTW: Not guilty |
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Quoted: Bullshit. I think we may have a hung jury. Need to go back through her oral arguments to decide. |
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Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer.
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house? Who has a dog door but no dog? I might... Soon |
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Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer. You say'n she was ask'in daggie style?? |
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Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer. Ah hell ya!!!! |
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try explaining that to your wife. " I dont know where the naked chick came from!!" " She must have came through the doggy door!"
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Reply to wife, "She's a stray,,,we should keep her".
Yeah, that's the ticket. |
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