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Posted: 4/24/2013 11:59:27 AM EDT
Lets see:

Dress on the front porch
Naked girl in the tub
Gee honey, she must've crawled in the house through the doggie door, yeah, that's it.

Hate it when that happens
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:03:48 PM EDT
[#1]
BRB, gotta run home and check the tub...

ETA Not guilty.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:05:11 PM EDT
[#2]





guilty
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:05:19 PM EDT
[#3]
not guilty
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:06:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:07:06 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:07:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Eliza Dushku?

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:07:28 PM EDT
[#7]
4' - 11"
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:07:34 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:08:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Soto, listed on her arrest record as 4 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 110 pounds, said she had done nothing wrong and was there to use the phone, according to the arresting officer.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:08:40 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Eliza Dushku?

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:09:08 PM EDT
[#11]
Not guilty.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:09:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?





Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:10:22 PM EDT
[#14]
She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house.  She might still be locked up in there.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:10:37 PM EDT
[#15]
Where can I buy a doggie door?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:11:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?







When your wife is standing right there with you?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:11:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Jackpot!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:11:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?







That girl screams FSA "born and raised", I won't touch that one with a 10ft pole
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:12:04 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house.  She might still be locked up in there.


Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:12:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



Who has a dog door but no dog?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:12:26 PM EDT
[#22]




Looks like a case of JBF hair.  I'm leaning towards not guilty.

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Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:13:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?







When your wife is standing right there with you?


Jeez shut up with your stupid extenuating circumstances
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:13:48 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:14:06 PM EDT
[#25]
That's a party girl.  She looks like shed clean up good. And 4'11 110 is a good time.

I need to install a doggy door.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:14:40 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?





Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:14:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Not Guilty!

High as Hell,

but Not Guilty!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:14:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?





Someone who's wife is right there....
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:15:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Spinner
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:16:07 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house.  She might still be locked up in there.


Guarantee this
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:16:11 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Jackpot!


If she's found out where you live, it's time to eject and sell the house immediately.  

Although, I'm interested in this "doggie door" contraption.  Might warrant more investigation.....
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:16:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Spinner


Yep.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:17:57 PM EDT
[#33]
How is this not Florida?
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:18:05 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



the wife
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:21:56 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
That's a party girl.  She looks like shed clean up good. And 4'11 110 is a good time.

I need to install a doggy door.


This
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:21:59 PM EDT
[#36]
Sigh.....exciting shit like this never happens to me.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:22:25 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She's lucky it wasn't an ARFCOMMERs house.  She might still be locked up in there.


Guarantee this


"Alright, honey. Here's how it's gonna work out.  I'll let you go if you can get out that doggie door without me acostin.....WHAT IS IT MA! NO I WANT MY EGGS SCRAMBLED!......sorry, where was I? Oh, get out the door and you can go free.  Get stuck and it's time."
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:23:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
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Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



the wife


Which, when I think about it, makes me wonder if the 25yo was just expecting to surprise the husband.

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:23:34 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



Your wife.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:26:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:28:25 PM EDT
[#41]





Quoted:





Quoted:


Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?











Who has a dog door but no dog?



My first thought too. Must have bought the house with it already installed. I think I would have rendered it unusable.





BTW: Not guilty





 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:28:47 PM EDT
[#42]
not guilty!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:30:02 PM EDT
[#43]





I think we may have a hung jury.  Need to go back through her oral arguments to decide.



 
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:31:18 PM EDT
[#44]
Dear Penthouse forums...

Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:31:34 PM EDT
[#45]
Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer.
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:32:28 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Who the fuck calls the cops when you find a hot, naked, 25 year old girl in your house?



Who has a dog door but no dog?


I might... Soon
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:33:24 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer.


You say'n she was ask'in  daggie style??  
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:35:50 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Pretty sure breaking in, naked, through the daggie door is implied consent, but I"m not a lawyer.

Ah hell ya!!!!
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:35:59 PM EDT
[#49]
try explaining that to your wife. " I dont know where the naked chick came from!!" " She must have came through the doggy door!"
Link Posted: 4/24/2013 12:36:47 PM EDT
[#50]
Reply to wife, "She's a stray,,,we should keep her".

Yeah, that's the ticket.
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