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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:47:27 PM

THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:49:24 PM
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In Before "I'd hit it"....

OP... did you blade at 45* when you first saw her??
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:50:35 PM
She is going to town with shopping
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:51:28 PM
Originally Posted By bnred9:
She is going to town with shopping


I'd love to look at the hodgepodge she's got in her basket.
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:52:08 PM
Id Hit it
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:52:16 PM
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she's juiced.

could have gotten an easy lay out of that.

can't be sure she's a tweaker though...she is shopping, not stealing. which means she has a few dollars at least.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:52:21 PM
WTF did I just waste 60 seconds of my life watching?
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:52:23 PM
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:52:27 PM
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.

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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:53:08 PM

Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Id Hit it

look out for Stid Monsters
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:53:11 PM
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.

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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:53:58 PM
Yeah, she's screwed, but why in the royal blue fuck would anyone keep pushing his kid ever closer to that obviously altered/damaged/deranged person? Just to post a video? The urge to be an attention whore overrides his parenting instincts.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:54:29 PM

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.


not hard to mask it almost instantly. you need about 30 minutes prep time to pass any urinary analysis with your own pee if you're pre-prepared.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:54:38 PM
She seemed nice.....
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:54:51 PM
anytime you go to Wal-Mart, you should always lower your expectations.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:55:45 PM
FYI, this is the scene at walmart at around 3-5am every morning.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:56:22 PM

Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Id Hit it

bet it would be fun....
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:56:30 PM
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I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:56:47 PM

That's how I shop on Christmas Eve
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:57:44 PM

Originally Posted By focus8:

yes

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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:58:09 PM

Originally Posted By sHockz:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.


not hard to mask it almost instantly. you need about 30 minutes prep time to pass any urinary analysis with your own pee if you're pre-prepared.


these guys were not pee-pared that I know of.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:58:56 PM
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Looks like the first time I had craze.

Doubt it's a tweaker though. Not sure what she is, but tweakers generally don't act that way, and buy carts worth of groceries.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 2:59:13 PM
Welcome to Walmart get yer shit and get out!
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:01:25 PM


guys on pintrest = gay
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:02:28 PM
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guys on pintrest = gay




I thought that part was hilarious.

That's why I suck at taking pictures of strangers for laughs. I'm always afraid I'll get caught. Dude thinks on his feet.
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:02:49 PM
"I have a recipe on pintrest."

Nice cover.

I laughed.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:05:02 PM
who gets high to go to walmart, its a trip just to go there.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:05:22 PM
Amazing, she tried to act as normal as possible.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:05:22 PM
looks like she's on The Price Is Right
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:06:05 PM
why would you let her get that close to your kid.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:08:26 PM
Would not hit.....

just think of who, or what has been there before you.....................
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:08:28 PM
Well... that is the best she will ever feel for the rest of her life.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:10:33 PM

She was probably "running late" to pick up her kids.

I would have followed that go fast thing out to the car with dispatch already on the line.

Kill yourself in the privacy of your own home, bitch.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:11:41 PM
Says the man with the huffer avatar.
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:11:48 PM
Would hit, in the Walmart parking lot.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:12:09 PM

Originally Posted By AnvilUSMC:
Well... that is the best she will ever feel for the rest of her life.

she's coherent, and not spun....so she can feel a lot better in what remaining life she has left.

she was fresh off a long nap obviously...probably ran out of food and was hungry while sober, so headed to wal mart to restock, and got high before she left
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:12:32 PM
Originally Posted By B2k4E:
I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Shit man, all you'd have to do is stick it in and hang on.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:14:17 PM
She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:16:08 PM
Hey at least she was having fun. I wish shopping was that fun for me.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:17:53 PM

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Says the man with the huffer avatar.


I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get his kids back.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:18:39 PM
Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.



We had a guy that took methadone, He acted like that. Always passed a test. I guess considering they hand it out to recovering addicts, they don't test for it.

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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:18:53 PM
Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.



Unless you're doing hair testing, drug screens are easily beaten. I've even heard rumors hair testing can be beaten but I don't know how true it is. Even if your employees are clean I wouldn't want someone working for me that acted like that, seems like an accident waiting to happen.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:19:36 PM
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Id Hit it


You better have some BOTD pic
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:21:48 PM
She's so fast at everything, blinding speed
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:22:19 PM
1. Vertical video = Fail
2. Letting your kid near a weirdo = Fail
3. Video taping a weirdo potentially making them react negatively while your kid is right there = Fail

Fail all around.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:23:44 PM
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She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.


I think she was baking a cake.

If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:23:47 PM
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why would you let her get that close to your kid.


This +

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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:24:41 PM
I'll bet she ran that cart full speed up the the register and then ran out without any of it.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:24:58 PM
Wal-Mart.

This is m place, these are my people.

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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:25:43 PM
From the sound of the cart you can tell right away he is at Wal-Mart.
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Posted: 4/22/2013 3:25:45 PM
This is why I just like doing blow, never wanted to go grocery shopping after railing an eight ball, shit I didn't even want to eat.

Getting some good green sticky then going grocery shopping was the bomb.

Shrooms kinda fell in the middle of the two.

Lucky I missed the whole Meth gig, we called it Crank and thought is sucked back then in the 80s.
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