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Posted: 4/22/2013 9:47:27 AM EST
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:49:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/22/2013 9:53:11 AM EST by SleeperShooter]
In Before "I'd hit it"....

OP... did you blade at 45* when you first saw her??
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:50:35 AM EST
She is going to town with shopping
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:51:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By bnred9:
She is going to town with shopping


I'd love to look at the hodgepodge she's got in her basket.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:08 AM EST
Id Hit it
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/22/2013 9:54:57 AM EST by sHockz]
she's juiced.

could have gotten an easy lay out of that.

can't be sure she's a tweaker though...she is shopping, not stealing. which means she has a few dollars at least.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:21 AM EST
WTF did I just waste 60 seconds of my life watching?
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:23 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:52:27 AM EST
First rule of filming someone at Walmart: Make sure all four wheels on the cart are round.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:53:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Id Hit it

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:53:11 AM EST
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:53:58 AM EST
Yeah, she's screwed, but why in the royal blue fuck would anyone keep pushing his kid ever closer to that obviously altered/damaged/deranged person? Just to post a video? The urge to be an attention whore overrides his parenting instincts.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:54:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.


not hard to mask it almost instantly. you need about 30 minutes prep time to pass any urinary analysis with your own pee if you're pre-prepared.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:54:38 AM EST
She seemed nice.....
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:54:51 AM EST
anytime you go to Wal-Mart, you should always lower your expectations.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:55:45 AM EST
FYI, this is the scene at walmart at around 3-5am every morning.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:56:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Id Hit it

bet it would be fun....
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:56:30 AM EST
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I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:56:47 AM EST

That's how I shop on Christmas Eve
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:57:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By focus8:

yes

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:58:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By sHockz:

Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.


not hard to mask it almost instantly. you need about 30 minutes prep time to pass any urinary analysis with your own pee if you're pre-prepared.


these guys were not pee-pared that I know of.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:58:56 AM EST
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Looks like the first time I had craze.

Doubt it's a tweaker though. Not sure what she is, but tweakers generally don't act that way, and buy carts worth of groceries.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 9:59:13 AM EST
Welcome to Walmart get yer shit and get out!
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:01:25 AM EST


guys on pintrest = gay
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:02:28 AM EST
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guys on pintrest = gay




I thought that part was hilarious.

That's why I suck at taking pictures of strangers for laughs. I'm always afraid I'll get caught. Dude thinks on his feet.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:02:49 AM EST
"I have a recipe on pintrest."

Nice cover.

I laughed.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:05:02 AM EST
who gets high to go to walmart, its a trip just to go there.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:05:22 AM EST
Amazing, she tried to act as normal as possible.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:05:22 AM EST
looks like she's on The Price Is Right
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:06:05 AM EST
why would you let her get that close to your kid.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:08:26 AM EST
Would not hit.....

just think of who, or what has been there before you.....................
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:08:28 AM EST
Well... that is the best she will ever feel for the rest of her life.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:10:33 AM EST

She was probably "running late" to pick up her kids.

I would have followed that go fast thing out to the car with dispatch already on the line.

Kill yourself in the privacy of your own home, bitch.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:11:41 AM EST
Says the man with the huffer avatar.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:11:48 AM EST
Would hit, in the Walmart parking lot.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:12:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By AnvilUSMC:
Well... that is the best she will ever feel for the rest of her life.

she's coherent, and not spun....so she can feel a lot better in what remaining life she has left.

she was fresh off a long nap obviously...probably ran out of food and was hungry while sober, so headed to wal mart to restock, and got high before she left
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:12:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By B2k4E:
I'd hit it, if she could stay still for long enough.


Shit man, all you'd have to do is stick it in and hang on.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:14:17 AM EST
She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:16:08 AM EST
Hey at least she was having fun. I wish shopping was that fun for me.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:17:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Says the man with the huffer avatar.


I'm just an ex-con trying to go straight and get his kids back.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:18:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.



We had a guy that took methadone, He acted like that. Always passed a test. I guess considering they hand it out to recovering addicts, they don't test for it.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:18:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By OverScoped:
I've got guys that work for me that act like that all day after a bunch of coffee. Drug tests come back clean.



Unless you're doing hair testing, drug screens are easily beaten. I've even heard rumors hair testing can be beaten but I don't know how true it is. Even if your employees are clean I wouldn't want someone working for me that acted like that, seems like an accident waiting to happen.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:19:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
Id Hit it


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She's so fast at everything, blinding speed
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:22:19 AM EST
1. Vertical video = Fail
2. Letting your kid near a weirdo = Fail
3. Video taping a weirdo potentially making them react negatively while your kid is right there = Fail

Fail all around.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:23:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By ContrarianIndicator:
She asked for heavy whipping cream.

Don't some people inhale that? Maybe she was snorting a bunch of it before she went to walmart.


I think she was baking a cake.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:23:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By Meathook:
why would you let her get that close to your kid.


This +

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:24:41 AM EST
I'll bet she ran that cart full speed up the the register and then ran out without any of it.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:24:58 AM EST
Wal-Mart.

This is m place, these are my people.

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Link Posted: 4/22/2013 10:25:43 AM EST
From the sound of the cart you can tell right away he is at Wal-Mart.
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This is why I just like doing blow, never wanted to go grocery shopping after railing an eight ball, shit I didn't even want to eat.

Getting some good green sticky then going grocery shopping was the bomb.

Shrooms kinda fell in the middle of the two.

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