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Posted: 4/17/2013 10:59:18 AM
Originally Posted By Turboguy1:
Originally Posted By Fatbert:
If that were me I'd demand about a bazillion copies of my deportation order and use "Did you know that I was once expelled from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome?" as a pickup line for the rest of my life.


This.

A good friend of mine was a television star for a while and had two women make him sizable offers.

One offered him two 2012 Ferraris and the other offered him something like two million dollars TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM! Unfortunately for him, he's married. Me, married or not, I'm getting me a couple Ferraris and two million dollars, then changing my name to Longdick Johnson, because how many other guys got two Ferraris and a couple million for their services?

Come to think of it, I've got to get on television somehow. I mean, Cripes, people watch that fat little trailer trash girl! I'm at least half as interesting, live in a house, and.... well.... I suppose I'm kind of boring. Damn.

No Ferrari for me.


my wife would say "do it", because she would expect one of the Ferraris.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:06:27 AM
come on guys, don't be all racist and stuff

let's all respect the living shit out of this precious stone age culture
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:15:35 AM
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
Islamic men are some of the most insecure people on the planet.


And dumbest.


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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:23:00 AM
Originally Posted By RDak:
I would not be banned from Saudi Arabia under this rule.


Shit... They would probabally welcome me with open arms. I can grow a scraggly beard and run around yelling allah snackbar. No man would be intimidated by my haggard good looks. and burka clad women would cower in fear.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:26:56 AM
Originally Posted By Fatbert:
If that were me I'd demand about a bazillion copies of my deportation order and use "Did you know that I was once expelled from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome?" as a pickup line for the rest of my life.


The bonfire is smouldering, and it is a windy day. What are you going to do?
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:34:39 AM
Originally Posted By wormgod:
beiber would be too manly for Canada.


He is Canadian and the one thing I won't call Canada out on is manliness. Have you seen the lumberjacks? Sure they like to dress up in women's clothing and hang around in bars, but other than that...
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:37:02 AM
Guilty as charged.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:38:11 AM
I kinda dont fit in hawai either
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Posted: 4/17/2013 11:40:49 AM
I guess it's better than that British chick who whined to the newspaper that other women hated her because she was beautiful.

These people have actual documentation.
If you treat women like people instead of a self propelled set of tits, they either act right or they go away. Either way you win. Jesus I may be a loser but at least I'm not a pussy about it.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 12:08:55 PM
When I think about the sexual repression over there, I am suprised that there are no "human/goat hybrids" that use their hooves for toilet paper.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 12:19:14 PM
I was banned from Alabama because AJ McCarron's girlfriend was gonna dump him for me.

Now Yankee women get a shot.

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Posted: 4/17/2013 12:26:35 PM
Actually, I find the honesty refreshing. The alternative would have been to lock them up on bogus charges or other such nonsense.
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Posted: 4/17/2013 1:51:36 PM
[Last Edit: 4/17/2013 1:51:52 PM by Ragin_Cajun]
"Baby, I'm so hot that I got deported from Saudi Arabia"
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