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Posted: 4/16/2013 12:02:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2013 6:12:00 AM EST by South_Side_Shooter]
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:04:29 AM EST
"When I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth."
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:13:09 AM EST
"Daddy!... I got to Pee pee !!"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:15:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sidd:
"Daddy!... I got to Pee pee !!"

Swallow it Junior!





Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:18:10 AM EST
So, WTF is a Diablo sandwich? The only place I've ever heard of it was in Smokey & The Bandit...
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:21:40 AM EST
Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
So, WTF is a Diablo sandwich? The only place I've ever heard of it was in Smokey & The Bandit...


http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 12:47:37 AM EST
Daddy, it's a football game. Can we stay and watch?

You stay and wach, I'm going that way.

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Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:12:47 AM EST
The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:22:16 AM EST
Thank you nice lady
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:24:36 AM EST
" Huh.....you sounded a lot taller on the radio..."

Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:30:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By Smitty908:
" Huh.....you sounded a lot taller on the radio..."





Which one of you is Sheriff Branford?
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:33:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By GeorgeInNePa:
Originally Posted By BlackDog714:
So, WTF is a Diablo sandwich? The only place I've ever heard of it was in Smokey & The Bandit...


http://www.food.com/recipe/diablo-sandwich-410139


That...is not right

I always heard it was a pulled pork sandwich, very spicy BBQ sauce or other dressing, a slice of pepperjack cheese, and pepperoni on top...possibly chopped jalapenos in the pulled pork.
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:46:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By Evil_Ed:

That...is not right

I always heard it was a pulled pork sandwich, very spicy BBQ sauce or other dressing, a slice of pepperjack cheese, and pepperoni on top...possibly chopped jalapenos in the pulled pork.


Thats what I heard too. Well mostly, I understood it to be bbq, I don't know about the rest. There's probably more than one Diablo sammich out there.
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:59:26 AM EST
You did that on purpose!!

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Link Posted: 4/16/2013 1:59:36 AM EST
"I wanna jump something else!!!"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:01:57 AM EST
What do the got-damn Germans got to do with this!?
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:05:45 AM EST
Hot pursuit!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:08:34 AM EST
"I GOT THE EVIDENCE!!"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:10:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By vanvideo:
The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!


Best line in the movie!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:11:33 AM EST
aint no way, no way, you came from my loins....great movie!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:28:28 AM EST
" Damn he had a lot of friends"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:35:03 AM EST
"Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to them."


Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:42:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2013 2:42:43 AM EST by tboesche]
" You Moose Twit"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:44:53 AM EST
when I have a really bad day. I come home and watch that movie, just for Sheriff Justice. I always wondered if they told him to act exactly like that or if he came up with the persona and dialog by himself.
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:45:08 AM EST
look daddy, an aligator.
that reminds me junior, i need to call your mama
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:52:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2013 2:56:02 AM EST by spartacus2002]
Originally Posted By OKnativeson:
when I have a really bad day. I come home and watch that movie, just for Sheriff Justice. I always wondered if they told him to act exactly like that or if he came up with the persona and dialog by himself.


I read once that they told him to just run with it in the direction he thought best.

ETA: From Wikipedia for Smokey & The Bandit:

Jackie Gleason was given free rein to ad-lib dialogue and make suggestions. In particular, the scene where Sheriff Justice unknowingly encounters the Bandit in the "choke and puke" (a roadside diner) was not in the original story, but rather Gleason's idea.



"PUT THA EVIDENCE... IN THA CAR!!!!"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 3:11:23 AM EST
If you’re going to hang out in joints like this, wear a badge on your didey
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 3:16:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By 2506jet:
Thank you nice lady


Nice ass.

Link Posted: 4/16/2013 6:11:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 6:47:45 AM EST


SHUT UP! ONE SHIT AT A TIME!

I saw dat you sumbitch! You did that on purpose!

...and don't play with ya self.You can think about it, but don't do it

by the way...post 87. Took long enough
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 6:50:06 AM EST
Originally Posted By klutz347:
Daddy, it's a football game. Can we stay and watch?

You stay and wach, I'm going that way.

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Link Posted: 4/16/2013 6:58:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 7:01:58 AM EST
Gleason was hilarious.
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 7:15:33 AM EST
"...gonna need a car to run blocker.......speedy car............speedier than that.."

"send bill to big enis burdett......b.....bu...b...aw hell i got ta go!"

"sheriff, do the letters F.O. mean anything to you?"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 7:46:44 AM EST
" I have to go over to conyahs (?) and pick up a load of manure"

"Shitty job"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 10:50:12 AM EST


Stolen
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 10:53:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2013 10:56:33 AM EST by P400]
"Daddy, the top came off."

Link Posted: 4/16/2013 10:55:15 AM EST
DUCK OR YOUR'E GONNA BE TALKING OUT YER ASS!


Link Posted: 4/16/2013 10:56:55 AM EST
Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your ass.
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 11:00:54 AM EST

Daddy my hat blew off

I hope your god damn head was in it




Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:09:03 PM EST
Who dat?
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:10:23 PM EST
"Gee daddy, he sure had a lot of friends"

"They should have cremated the sum bitch"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:11:13 PM EST


I needed that!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:12:52 PM EST

"If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now"

Originally Posted By Hal143:
" Damn he had a lot of friends"


Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:22:03 PM EST
My favorite movie of all time.

Frog: "I wanna jump something else"

Bandit:"How bout me"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:31:43 PM EST
Hold on to your ass Fred !!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:37:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By junkdog:

Daddy my hat blew off

I hope your god damn head was in it






Hahahaha!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:42:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2013 2:43:22 PM EST by P400]
Some good info about the movie in the first vid. I want a Year One Trans Am.



Link Posted: 4/16/2013 2:49:04 PM EST
"you barrel of monkey nuts"
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 3:00:18 PM EST
THAT'S an attention getter!
Link Posted: 4/16/2013 3:22:39 PM EST
"You want something Junior?........"Hushpuppys Daddy".........."WE AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!"
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