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2/23/2017 5:55:53 PM
Posted: 2/13/2013 5:27:26 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/13/2013 5:40:16 PM EST by BoxofRox]
move along
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:28:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/13/2013 5:29:15 PM EST by Alaskacajun]
I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

- Clint
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:29:31 PM EST
Dude

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:30:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:33:18 PM EST
WTF?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:34:19 PM EST
Am I in before the OP is banned?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:35:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By Alaskacajun:
I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

- Clint


I had to look away when I saw it on TV, just wanted to share the disgust
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:35:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By UBB:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


It won't be long now......

- Clint

Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:36:05 PM EST


Catchy
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:36:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By UBB:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


Is it too far? This was broadcast on TV.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:38:39 PM EST
IBTL?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:41:01 PM EST
no balls...
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:42:48 PM EST
I'd post the dupe link from weeks ago, but it was nuked....


This will be too. It's just wrong.



Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:42:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By BoxofRox:
move along


Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:43:44 PM EST
That video is on YouTube without the asshole TV show guy chopping it all up.....if you want to see it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:44:00 PM EST
aflac?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:44:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/13/2013 5:44:22 PM EST by Digitalpunk]
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:46:29 PM EST
pancakes





snorkle
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:47:53 PM EST
Is this a trail fart thread ?

If so then yes.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:54:23 PM EST
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:55:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By outofstep:
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?

G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:57:11 PM EST
nevermind, found it

lol
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:57:49 PM EST
Originally Posted By pcsutton:

Originally Posted By outofstep:
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?

G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.


Be warned, some things you can't un-see
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:57:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/13/2013 5:58:22 PM EST by Archtaan]
That shit was insane. Nasty but funny!


Way to represent Texas!
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 5:59:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:03:50 PM EST
OMG
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:05:51 PM EST
Sorta dupe. The Tosh bit is new but someone posted the original quite a while back.

Still, what in the fuck?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:17:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:18:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/13/2013 6:18:49 PM EST by BUCC_Guy]
Can we get a hint?

NM, found it. Definitely obvious when you see it.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:21:08 PM EST
Lyrics:
INSERT QUOTE TEXT
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.


Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:26:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By stlyns:
Lyrics:
INSERT QUOTE TEXT
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.




Wow, that's beautiful......such vivid imagery.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 6:27:23 PM EST
no
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:13:36 PM EST
Is this a great country or what?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 7:34:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Is this a great country or what?


The south will rise again!

I think I saw that guy raise a little when he was getting that handy.
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 8:23:28 PM EST
I just threw up?
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 8:41:18 PM EST
Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O
Link Posted: 2/13/2013 8:43:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By glockluv:
Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O

Sadly, we knew about it before Tosh.0.
Link Posted: 2/14/2013 4:39:00 PM EST
Good thing I didn't post this.


I don't know whether to laugh or call a shrink

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