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BoxofRox
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:27:26 PM
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move along
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:28:53 PM
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I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

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WTF?
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:34:19 PM
Am I in before the OP is banned?
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:35:05 PM
Originally Posted By Alaskacajun:
I seen this earlier... somehow I don't think this thread will go like you want it to OP....

- Clint


I had to look away when I saw it on TV, just wanted to share the disgust
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:35:16 PM
Originally Posted By UBB:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


It won't be long now......

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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:36:05 PM


Catchy
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:36:43 PM
Originally Posted By UBB:
Am I in before the OP is banned?


Is it too far? This was broadcast on TV.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:38:39 PM
IBTL?
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:41:01 PM
no balls...
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:42:48 PM
I'd post the dupe link from weeks ago, but it was nuked....


This will be too. It's just wrong.



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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:42:58 PM
Originally Posted By BoxofRox:
move along


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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:43:44 PM
That video is on YouTube without the asshole TV show guy chopping it all up.....if you want to see it.
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PinPointOne: Cereal killer??? WTF did Cap'n Crunch or Count Chocula ever do to you ?
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:46:29 PM
pancakes





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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:47:53 PM
Is this a trail fart thread ?

If so then yes.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:54:23 PM
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:55:54 PM

Originally Posted By outofstep:
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?

G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:57:11 PM
nevermind, found it

lol
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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:57:49 PM
Originally Posted By pcsutton:

Originally Posted By outofstep:
I searched for quack like a duck and didnt find anything. What terms should I be using?

G.O.A.T. AND YOUR M.O.M.


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Posted: 2/13/2013 10:57:59 PM
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That shit was insane. Nasty but funny!


Way to represent Texas!
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Posted: 2/13/2013 11:03:50 PM
OMG
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Posted: 2/13/2013 11:05:51 PM
Sorta dupe. The Tosh bit is new but someone posted the original quite a while back.

Still, what in the fuck?
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Can we get a hint?

NM, found it. Definitely obvious when you see it.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 11:21:08 PM
Lyrics:
INSERT QUOTE TEXT
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.


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Posted: 2/13/2013 11:26:10 PM
Originally Posted By stlyns:
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INSERT QUOTE TEXT
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint cute enough to where I want to knock you up
And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you buck like a horse when we fuck
Can you take every inch up your butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck

Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suck
Can you fart on my balls when we fuck
Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt
Can you shit on my chest for good luck
Can you quack
Can you quack like a duck when you suuuuuuck

You're old enough to suck
You're old enough to fuck
But you aint clean enough to where I want to knock you up
Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt
Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut

Well I want to knock you down
Cause I want to knock you up
All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt
Then you turn around and then you suck it up
While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt

(c) 2007 Interscope Records, Jack Loticus, G.O.A.T AND YOUR M.O.M.




Wow, that's beautiful......such vivid imagery.
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Posted: 2/13/2013 11:27:23 PM
no
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Posted: 2/14/2013 12:13:36 AM
Is this a great country or what?
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Posted: 2/14/2013 12:34:58 AM
Originally Posted By ColonelHurtz:
Is this a great country or what?


The south will rise again!

I think I saw that guy raise a little when he was getting that handy.
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I just threw up?
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Posted: 2/14/2013 1:41:18 AM
Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O
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Posted: 2/14/2013 1:43:01 AM

Originally Posted By glockluv:
Good to know people here keep up with Tosh.O

Sadly, we knew about it before Tosh.0.
Originally Posted By VBC:
I would hope so. Because I am old school as you will ever get. And old school one this motherfucking country. Not some pansy ass shit. And this country is all you have.
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Posted: 2/14/2013 9:39:00 PM
Good thing I didn't post this.


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