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Posted: 12/11/2012 8:55:59 AM EST
Only $9.97! link

Great gift for you guys running out of ideas. They even come in XL.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:10:05 AM EST
How did you find these?

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:12:16 AM EST
I don't think I can fit into those
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:13:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Only $9.97! link

Great gift for you guys running out of ideas. They even come in XL.

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What the fuck, they're all out of stock now.

Which one of you deviants bought them all?!

You fucking assholes.

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:14:11 AM EST
Back in the day there was a "Support Your Local Hookers" t-shirt and assorted Uncle Bucks playing cards, coasters, and calendars that featured ladies not wearing much.

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:14:45 AM EST
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tagged for immanent fish jokes...


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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:22:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HunterRose13:
Back in the day there was a "Support Your Local Hookers" t-shirt and assorted Uncle Bucks playing cards, coasters, and calendars that featured ladies not wearing much.


Which, surprisingly, managed to be even less classy than the ubiquitous "Big Johnson" line of apparel.

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Someone...PLEASE troll the live chat regarding these and post.

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:27:04 AM EST
These would be way cooler.



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How do I do a screen capture?

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:33:28 AM EST
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How do I do a screen capture?



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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:33:41 AM EST
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The second one is kinda funny.

But what's with the fucking mailbox, dood?

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:34:50 AM EST
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i could almost squeeze into xl.


I don't want to even think about that.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:35:47 AM EST
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i could almost squeeze into xl.


I don't want to even think about that.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:37:13 AM EST
Originally Posted By 23pistol23:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
How do I do a screen capture?



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Yeah I'm a retard, how 'bout copy paste...

Braten: Hi, my name is Braten. How may I help you?

A Rock: Do the Kiss My Bass panties come in XXL?

Braten: Ufnortunately, XL is the largest size we carry these in.

A Rock: Oh. So they won't fit someone with a really fat bass.

Braten: Unfortunately, we do not have them in any larger sizes.

A Rock: Do you really think it's unfortunate....

Braten: I do. I wish we carried the size you are looking for.

Braten: Are we still connected?


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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:38:00 AM EST
What is she doesn't like it when I kiss her bass?
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:41:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


The second one is kinda funny.

But what's with the fucking mailbox, dood?


Was looking for bass pics and the mailbox popped up. Thought it would be cool if the door actually worked.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 9:42:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By JustJim:
Originally Posted By 23pistol23:
Originally Posted By JustJim:
How do I do a screen capture?



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Yeah I'm a retard, how 'bout copy paste...

Braten: Hi, my name is Braten. How may I help you?

A Rock: Do the Kiss My Bass panties come in XXL?

Braten: Ufnortunately, XL is the largest size we carry these in.

A Rock: Oh. So they won't fit someone with a really fat bass.

Braten: Unfortunately, we do not have them in any larger sizes.

A Rock: Do you really think it's unfortunate....

Braten: I do. I wish we carried the size you are looking for.

Braten: Are we still connected?



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Those are cute...
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 10:15:31 AM EST
Anybody notice the "zoom in, zoom out " under the pic of the panties!

Looking at a pic of panties and thinking zoom in, zoom out has a certain even if it is Bass Pro Shops!

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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 11:22:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


The second one is kinda funny.

But what's with the fucking mailbox, dood?


Was looking for bass pics and the mailbox popped up. Thought it would be cool if the door actually worked.


I dunno.

I mean, most mailboxes, right...

You can't really cram very big packages into them, so it's like...

Useless for ARFCOMers, I would think.

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90% of ARFCOMMERS who would buy those do not have a women to give them to and thus will end up wearing them themselves.
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Link Posted: 12/11/2012 11:47:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By 23pistol23:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


The second one is kinda funny.

But what's with the fucking mailbox, dood?


Was looking for bass pics and the mailbox popped up. Thought it would be cool if the door actually worked.


I dunno.

I mean, most mailboxes, right...

You can't really cram very big packages into them, so it's like...

Useless for ARFCOMers, I would think.


Yeah plus it would be like fucking a bass.

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