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Posted: 12/8/2012 9:05:04 AM EDT

My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable (and gold was cheap). Kept it in a jewelry box on my nightstand. My 4 year old daughter was fishing through it and somehow fed it to the dog.

Dog ate over half of it and left part of it on the ground with teeth marks. Now I have to follow the dog around for the next day or two for several hundred dollars in gold. Fantastic.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:06:21 AM EDT

[#1]

Better you than me

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:06:55 AM EDT

[#2]

Poop thread!

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:25 AM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
My wife got me a 18k gold chain way back in the day when such things were still fashionable...

I'm pretty sure that hast been since about the year 600 AD

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:08:43 AM EDT

[#4]

Shitty deal......

Bummer.....

What a crappy job......

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:12:42 AM EDT

[#5]

There is gold in them thar feces!

It make take longer than you think.
A wood Popsicle stick takes over 10 days.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:13:49 AM EDT

[#6]

You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:15:40 AM EDT

[#7]

Everything will come out allright in the end.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:15:49 AM EDT

[#8]

3 days.

My dog ate a popsicle stick once, 3 days later it was out in the yard.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:16:25 AM EDT

[#9]

How to!

Pan that poop and get your gold back.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:17:16 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:18:20 AM EDT

[#11]

You now have a dog that shits gold.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:19:25 AM EDT

[#12]

Every cloud turd has a silver gold lining.

Win.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:19:26 AM EDT

[#13]

One man's crap is another man's treasure.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:40 AM EDT

[#14]

i hope he'll shit you tiffany cufflinks.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:44 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
One man's dog's crap is another man's treasure.

FIFY

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:20:45 AM EDT

[#16]

You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional

).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:22:03 AM EDT

[#17]

Most expensive turd in the neighborhood. And YOU get to hold and enjoy it first!! LOL

Del

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:25:39 AM EDT

[#18]

I guess this makes you a gold digger.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:27:37 AM EDT

[#19]

You are going to need a netal detector for the dog, a pooper scooper, and )glove (optional

).

Just like the ARFKID who ate the penny

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:29:28 AM EDT

[#20]

You should ask the Gold Rush TV show guys to come do a special at your house.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:30:00 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:30:29 AM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:38:28 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/37325-26352.gif

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:47:17 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/37325-26352.gif

Delicious chocolate.

Posted: 12/8/2012 9:48:52 AM EDT

[#25]

funny shit.

in!

Posted: 12/8/2012 10:02:37 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Poop thread!

Gilded poop thread

Posted: 12/8/2012 10:03:45 AM EDT

[#27]

This thread was right under the Gold Rush herp derp thread. I should of gotten a screen shot.

Posted: 12/8/2012 10:04:30 AM EDT

[#28]

take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place

Posted: 12/8/2012 10:16:14 AM EDT

[#29]

Posted: 12/8/2012 10:17:28 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
take the whole thing to a Cash 4 gold place

came here to post this

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:20:57 AM EDT

[#31]

Get the five tola bars next time.
They're designed to fit up your ass.
(Or the dogs)

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:27:17 AM EDT

[#32]

Wait for it,

It will work out in the end

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:27:36 AM EDT

[#33]

User name + Gold chain = Win

Watch your pinky rings, OP

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:29:27 AM EDT

[#34]

If you're in Colorado, I'll pick up the dog. You can have it back after he shits out the gold.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:01 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.

LOL

I love the commercial where the guy holds his dog up to the car door to lock it.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:13 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

this, prepare for an XRAY and maybe emergency surgery or an agonizing painful death of your dog.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:30:50 AM EDT

[#37]

I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:32:14 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?

Nothing.

Smelt the dog.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:34:30 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
I wonder what stomach acid does to gold?

I don't think anything, gold is a pretty stable metal. The stuff they put it through to separate it from everything else is pretty crazy so I don't think stomach acid will bother it at all.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:40:16 AM EDT

[#40]

Just pray he doesn't crawl under the fence to take a poop in your neighbors yard.

Posted: 12/8/2012 11:44:18 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..

Drama queen much?

Posted: 12/8/2012 12:09:32 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
You need to get him to the vet. That can kill him. Can tie up his intestines.

Of the list of stuff she has passed before, this is minor.

LOL

I love the commercial where the guy holds his dog up to the car door to lock it.

We had whole roasted chicken one night. We each thought the other had thrown out the carcass. The dog regurgitated the entire intact chicken three days later.

Tube socks have passed in wearable condition.

When we retiled our bathroom, every single tile spacer was missing and turned up in the yard over the next week.

An entire roll of dental floss...ewww

Nylons.

Posted: 12/8/2012 12:23:01 PM EDT

[#43]

Call the police...

Posted: 12/8/2012 12:25:15 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

This right here. Your choices are take the dog to the vet for about $800-1000 or wait around until it dies a slow, painful, aganozing death. I suppose if you don't care about the dog the latter would be an acceptable soultion, especially since you could then recover the item with a pocket knife at no cost..

Drama queen much?

There is a big difference of eating small things and eating something that can cause the intestines to impact, cut, etc. I'd be very concerned over a 1' piece of metal going through my dog.