Lets drop the election garbage and focus on a real issue:
t'was a brisk tuesday night, my bible study had been cancled, but a fellow "clinger" had invited the wife and I and everyone from our bible group to their house to watch the election, eat, drink, be merry and share in fellowship.
In my haste to ready the baby and myself I forgot to make ready a dish to share. So as the wife and I left the house we settled on running to COSTCO to pick up some snacks. She dropped me off at the front and I ran inside.
After much deliberation I picked up a platter of hot wings and made my way for the check out lines. I paid and had begun to leave when I approached..... the checker!
I noticed they had one large person checking reciepts, and about 5 people in line, each with a cart FULL of groceries for their hoards at home. I tacticly decided to breeze past the checker and her "We check reciepts to make sure you recieved everything you paid for" sign; hot wings in hand...
"sir I need to check your reciept"
"I got it thanks"
"No I need to check it"
"I promise I wont be returning these... have a good night"
"well thanks alot" she countered in a huff...
Before dashing out the door I glanced at the sentry and the line of soccer moms... the checker was distraught... and the moms had a look of... "can he do that?" on their faces
Keep in mind this took place in the span of 3 seconds, I didnt have time to wait in line... I had hungry bible thumpers to satiate!
I tally this a success in my book.