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If you violate RULE #1, which is: "Don't EVER stick your dick in anything it might not come back out of." At least follow RULE #2. "If you're going to do that stupid shit anyway, don't do it in a country that doesn't have HIPAA-style rules, and would allow a news crew into the ER."
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A circular saw? Holy shit. I'm surprised that didn't turn into an amputation anyways.
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A circular saw to cut it?
I guarantee the tube got HOT. I really think this could have been solved by a big dose of valium, a squirt of KY, and some careful manipulation of the entrapped junk. CJ |
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Damn I think a circle saw is bit overkill for something so delicate... I would have used my handy Dremel tool
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<snip> manipulation of the entrapped junk. CJ That's how he got into this predicament... |
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If you violate RULE #1, which is: "Don't EVER stick your dick in anything it might not come back out of." At least follow RULE #2. "If you're going to do that stupid shit anyway, don't do it in a country that doesn't have HIPAA-style rules, and would allow a news crew into the ER." "Have an exit strategy." |
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The sound of that saw firing up, coupled with the thought it was going to be used near my penis would probably result in shrinkage sufficient to negate the need for said saw.
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Damn I think a circle saw is bit overkill for something so delicate... I would have used my handy Dremel tool Sounds like he has a, much bigger "pipe" than you. |
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Pipe cutter, probably only end up with some kind of second circumcision (or first) . Call the Rabbi. Where's that damn cat. |
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"I fell" I saw a cartoon in Hustler magazine once years ago. Some gay looking dude was laying on an examining table with no pants on and a bowling pin sticking out of his ass. A doctor was examining him, and the caption was a quote from the doctor: "So, while naked, you ACCIDENTALLY got a bowling pin stuck up your ass?" |
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The sound of that saw firing up, coupled with the thought it was going to be used near my penis would probably result in shrinkage sufficient to negate the need for said saw. No shit! When I went in for my vasectomy, my wife came with me. I needed some moral support since the Dr. said that this would be fairly painful compared to most other nut cuts. Apparently I have very short and fat tubes which would require lots of tugging and cause lots of pain. Just before the procedure, I swear I looked down and thought I was back in pre school with the little mushroom cap that was there. I have had a couple of operations, been beaten up boxing, but this was one of the worst pains ever. PSA, if you have short tubes, ask for some versed. |
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They couldn't fill it with lube and air it up from the opposite end and force it out?
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Damn I think a circle saw is bit overkill for something so delicate... I would have used my handy Dremel tool Flute your skin flute? What for faster penetration? Give 'em some good ol' "blood grooves" for when it's her time of the month? |
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They couldn't fill it with lube and air it up from the opposite end and force it out? "Stupid should hurt." |
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Reading things like this sometimes makes me embarrassed to be a part of the human race.
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They couldn't fill it with lube and air it up from the opposite end and force it out? "Stupid should hurt." Might be it. |
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Having a hard time understanding this. He must have had an erection that wouldn't subside.
Otherwise, shrinkage should solve the situation. Ice water? |
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Having a hard time understanding this. He must have had an erection that wouldn't subside. Otherwise, shrinkage should solve the situation. Ice water? Unless... he's a sadomasochist. Which in this case he probably is. |
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Why would ANYONE think that would be a good idea. He deserves to lose his dink.
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"Been doing good things his whole life, but you get your dick stuck in a pipe once, and nobody remembers the good things you've done, he's just Bill the pipe fucker now." (mangled goat joke)
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Damn I think a circle saw is bit overkill for something so delicate... I would have used my handy Dremel tool this is exactly what i was thinking. |
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=29212 I remember reading some news blurb where some guy way rubbing one out up against a belt sander (for whatever reason) and it ripped his sack off. I remember that... he also stapled the wound closed with a staple gun and worked the rest of his shift. My first thought was "holy shit, that guy has brass balls." My second was "...well, ball." |
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The expression on the nurse's face on the right is priceless!
I woulda put a fitting on the end of the pipe ,hooked it to a compressor and one way or the other,Jorge's chorizo is coming out or that pipe is getting pressure tested to failure. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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"Been doing good things his whole life, but you get your dick stuck in a pipe once, and nobody remembers the good things you've done, he's just Bill the pipe fucker now." (mangled goat joke) Angus slammed his empty beer mug down on the bar and bellowed "But ye fook one sheep!" Can we tie this into the Adele thread? |
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Three step process.
#1 Pitcher full of ice water dumped on his crotch. #2 Picture of Moochelle Obongo, Hillary, or Rosie O. #3 slap the shit out of the freak if it's still stuck. |
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A circular saw to cut it? I guarantee the tube got HOT. I really think this could have been solved by a big dose of valium, a squirt of KY, and some careful manipulation of the entrapped junk. CJ or http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9Bx0L3n3uAo/S9iq5oX4XGI/AAAAAAAAHY8/Q-O4piWmDl8/s400/pelosi4.jpg I was going to say show him a pic of rosey odonald, but you're right, that's much worse. Instalimp! |
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The sound of that saw firing up, coupled with the thought it was going to be used near my penis would probably result in shrinkage sufficient to negate the need for said saw. Yep! Mine would have disappeared. Shrunk so far up they'd think I was a girl. |
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http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=29212 I remember reading some news blurb where some guy way rubbing one out up against a belt sander (for whatever reason) and it ripped his sack off. I remember that... he also stapled the wound closed with a staple gun and worked the rest of his shift. My first thought was "holy shit, that guy has brass balls." And several days later when he went to the ER it was swollen to the size of a cantaloupe, and purple, and full of puss My second was "...well, ball." |
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Damn I think a circle saw is bit overkill for something so delicate... I would have used my handy Dremel tool I really bet that is what they use. |
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dude, i meant you need to lay some pipe, not get laid with some pipe......
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Liquid Nitrogen.
Quoted: As stated above: He used a pneumatic stapler to put himself back together, but then had a problem when the staples started to rust.http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=29212 I remember reading some news blurb where some guy way rubbing one out up against a belt sander (for whatever reason) and it ripped his sack off. |
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You don't need a saw. Just hook up some compressed air to the other end and that little pecker will pop right out.
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They should have filled the tube with ice water. Would that really work?? I don't have the right equipment to test the theory.. |
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They couldn't fill it with lube and air it up from the opposite end and force it out? air embolism can kill. |
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