menacing letter on my car.

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Posted: 3/12/2012 6:34:05 PM EDT

I received this menacing letter this morning. Someone put it in the windshield of my car and the police said that because no one is telling me they want to kill me they cant do anything.

This is what is says in English:

If tomorrow at night you don't leave a dirty panty on the fence something bad will happen to you or your car.
A panty recently used that smell like pussy.
we are the Kenedy.
at 12

http://imageshack.us/f/820/44mq.jpg/

So what the hell should I do?

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:34:46 PM EDT

[#1]

Park somewhere else.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:34:53 PM EDT

[#2]

Fix your link?

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:35:13 PM EDT

[#3]

Leave a pair of your panties on the fence, I guess.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:35:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Put some pantys on a mountain lion and turn it loose.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:35:49 PM EDT

[#5]

Go to walmart and buy the largest pair of granny panties you can, wipe your ass with them and leave them on the post!

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:35:51 PM EDT

[#6]

I'd leave some tidy whities on the fence with a giant skidmark in them.

I'd also put a game camera watching that part of the yard.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:36:00 PM EDT

[#7]

Leave the panty!

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:36:03 PM EDT

[#8]

Don't let any opportunity go wasted.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:36:07 PM EDT

[#9]

why the hell not......tag

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:36:27 PM EDT

[#10]

Who's troll account is this?

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:36:31 PM EDT

[#11]

get some panties from walmart, rub some catfish on it and a skid mark.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:37:32 PM EDT

[#12]

If someone tell me how to post a picture I put the picture of the note on here intermediately.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:38:07 PM EDT

[#13]

Ghille suit, XXXXL Thong, AR-15, and video camera. Do it!

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:38:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Looks like kid handwriting. Give them some panties with tuna rubbed in them.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:39:43 PM EDT

[#15]

It puts the panty on the shanty or gets the hose again......

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:40:41 PM EDT

[#16]

That's not menacing, that's hilarious!

Go buy a can of re-fried beans and some panties, and smear the entire can on the inside - and nail it to the fence.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:40:47 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:40:48 PM EDT

[#18]

I just want to see where this goes

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:41:00 PM EDT

[#19]

Cartel wants their dirty panties...........you are doomed.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:41:12 PM EDT

[#20]

print out english motha fucka do you speak it and place in same spot.

ETA go with profs idea...thats bad ass.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:41:55 PM EDT

[#21]

Some drunk wrote that..

park somewhere else

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:42:04 PM EDT

[#22]

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at work.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:42:35 PM EDT

[#23]

"son, is that a panty on your head?"

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:42:37 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Ghille suit, XXXXL Thong, AR-15, and video camera. Do it!

Drink some coffee and stay up. See who comes for the Monster Thong.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:44:09 PM EDT

[#25]

Look for 14 year olds acting menacingly.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:45:47 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:47:40 PM EDT

[#27]

Epic possibilities are epic

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:47:52 PM EDT

[#28]

Pretty obvious you should leave PR, all the people I know from there that live here now don't live there anymore.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:51:31 PM EDT

[#29]

Pair of panties, can of tuna, chloroform

SSSSSsssssssnifff...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:52:45 PM EDT

[#30]

why did they draw you a picture of snoopy ?

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:52:56 PM EDT

[#31]

A panty recently used that smell like pussy.

Get some granny panties and cover them with cat piss?

Quoted:
Put some pantys on a mountain lion and turn it loose.

Or this. That rocks too

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:53:51 PM EDT

[#32]

Either the note was placed on the wrong car or your cooter is possibly in danger. I see a rape whistle and carpooling in your immediate future

ps. The above is only funny if you're a dude. Then it's hilarious.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:54:13 PM EDT

[#33]

Well played, panty bandit....well played.

ETA. Do you drive a Miata?

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:54:21 PM EDT

[#34]

All you need is a can of tuna and a pair of ladies underwear.

+10 points if you do what DKProf recommended and add refried beans to the seat of the panties.

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:55:36 PM EDT

[#35]

Go to the store and buy the hottest peppers they carry.
Take home and put in blender or crush untill very fine and oily.
smear into inside of ladies panties.
set up camera and hang on fence.
post results back.
win.

~pepper spray will also do just fine

Posted: 3/12/2012 6:56:20 PM EDT

[#36]

well.......tag

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:00:01 PM EDT

[#37]

Hope it's not the Zetas.

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:00:18 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:01:00 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Go to the store and buy the hottest peppers they carry.

Take home and put in blender or crush untill very fine and oily.

smear into inside of ladies panties.

set up camera and hang on fence.

post results back.

win.

~pepper spray will also do just fine

Hey, the ideas get better and better!

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:02:06 PM EDT

[#40]

Get panty and treat with UV dust. Set up camera. Then sit on rooftop with 10/22. SSS.

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:02:58 PM EDT

[#41]

Buy panties.

Smear with dog shit I lke the hot pepper idea better

Put on fence

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:03:07 PM EDT

[#42]

Go buy some huuuuge granny panties and a can of tomato soup.

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:04:30 PM EDT

[#43]

At first I was:

Now I'm:

Posted: 3/12/2012 7:04:44 PM EDT

[#44]

put a target you shot to shreds out on your windshield.
and write "bring it" in the vermins native tongue.
get a motion sensor facing your car. they have 20$ ones that are wireless. it will buz you when someone is by your car.

or clean your AR next to your car at midnight. with another slung ready to rock and roll.