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Posted: 3/3/2012 5:52:26 PM EDT

[#1]

I bang Jennifer Handiston on occasion.

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:53:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Only the grand daughter-heiress of a major restaurant chain. For real. She was bat guano crazy. After we broke up, she got knocked up by a married man who had no ability to provide for the child nor did he want anything to do with support. But he wouldn't let her move back home with her parents. So she ASKED me to become the "father'.

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:53:50 PM EDT

[#3]

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True story. A buddy of mine grew up in Boston. One of his buddies (whom I do not know) banged Eliza Dushku back in high school.

Basically I knew a guy who knew a guy who tapped Faith.

Since we're going that route, a buddy of a buddy banged Shannon Elizabeth when she was in high school.

We're both from Waco, TX.

I've never met her, this was long after she had moved away...

Step sister of a Miss America is the best I've got. And no, she was nowhere near as hot.

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:55:46 PM EDT

[#4]

My cousin is Hugh Hefner.....SERIOUSLY.

You tell me if I did.

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:55:51 PM EDT

[#5]

I was raped by Big Bird

Does that count?

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:56:29 PM EDT

[#6]

I dunno........I've been on the front page of the paper and on the evening news as the main story before.......if that makes me a celebrity, then sure.

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:57:31 PM EDT

[#7]

One day I picked up Anne Hathaway in my Corvette and we......

Posted: 3/3/2012 5:57:42 PM EDT

[#8]

dopiest thread in GD this year so far.

ps:
no, i have not read every thread but OP's subject matter is not creative and the responses are weak.

ar-jedi

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:03:12 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

One day I picked up Anne Hathaway in my Corvette and we......

Eeewwwww...she does it up the butt

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:05:12 PM EDT

[#10]

Her
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8817/deborahshelton.jpg
Personal assistant

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:05:40 PM EDT

[#11]

They're all celebrities when I get done with them.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:06:37 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

I fucked Snoop dogs lawyers niece.

My lawyer fucked me, but he's not famous.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:08:31 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
One day I picked up Anne Hathaway in my Corvette and we......

Eeewwwww...she does it up the butt

Waaaaaaay too much information..

.leave my fantasy alone!

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:09:19 PM EDT

[#14]

sadly no...but my fiance has

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:09:50 PM EDT

[#15]

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I sorta flashed my tits at a guy at The Raven at 12th and Atlantic back in the early eighties. I'm pretty sure it was Dick Marcinko. Sorry, that's all I got.

Jane

That was you?

Yep.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:13:40 PM EDT

[#16]

I married her...she is now my ex Satans daughter that is

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:14:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Nope but the wife and I bumped into Gregory Peck long ago in Vail, the wife almost had some kind of religious experience or something.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:15:54 PM EDT

[#18]

I thought I had but she lied. You can't trust anyone.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:16:18 PM EDT

[#19]

Melissa Joan Hart

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:16:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
sadly no...but my fiance has

Well now you gotta tell us...

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:17:54 PM EDT

[#21]

Besides the responses of a buddies buddy banged (insert name here) this thread is worthless if u aren't
Gonna dime out the celebrity u "supposively" fucked

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:18:10 PM EDT

[#22]

yes

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:19:53 PM EDT

[#23]

Lumburg fucked her.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:20:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
A guy who worked for me back in 94 or 95 fucked Mariah carrey in HS. From what I understand it wasn't that difficult back in the day.

Edit: I fucked a Cheetah girl back in the day. (strip club in ATL)

Since your avatar is not a zombie bite, and you admit to banging a Cheetah girl, I think I have it narrowed down to about 3 possibilities.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:24:01 PM EDT

[#25]

A girlfriend in high school, her mom was a call girl.

She used to bang Mike Tyson on a regular basis.

One day I was at their house waiting for my girlfriend to home from work, and I ended up banging her mom.

So in a round about way, I did Mike Tyson.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:24:38 PM EDT

[#26]

Nope but I banged my ex in every room of the house of a very prominent doctor to very prominent people, and may have laid the pipe in the bed a few celebs had slept in. Including a former president, and at least one cnn host. But thats all I got.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:26:02 PM EDT

[#27]

My ex-GF (who was a "dancer")and I had group thing with certain Adult Film Starlett who started her career at the Gold Club.

She's not some minor porn starlett either.... She tried to talk my ex into going into films with her, and I shot it down. My ex should have never listened to me

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:26:33 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
A girlfriend in high school, her mom was a call girl.

She used to bang Mike Tyson on a regular basis.

One day I was at their house waiting for my girlfriend to home from work, and I ended up banging her mom.

So in a round about way, I did Mike Tyson.

What you mean to say is that you and Tyson are peters-in-law.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:29:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Years ago at the Limelight club in NYC I was with a friend of mine who was in a NYC hardcore band. He banged Drew Barrymore in the club that night in front of a few people. This was back when she was in her drug addict phase. Closest I've ever been.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:42:18 PM EDT

[#30]

I used to bang this crazy chick who claims her exBF boned Joan Jett. So I geuss that means Ive boned Joan Jett. Does that count?

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:43:38 PM EDT

[#31]

a girl that I blew off was later on a Playboy cover. There was just a little more crazy going on than I wanted to mess with.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:44:20 PM EDT

[#32]

edit: nevermind...

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:44:31 PM EDT

[#33]

This thread is nothing more than an invitation for people to lie.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:46:15 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
One day I picked up Anne Hathaway in my Corvette and we......

Go on...

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:48:55 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

dopiest thread in GD this year so far.

ps:
no, i have not read every thread but OP's subject matter is not creative and the responses are weak.

ar-jedi

Come on, there were some decent one liners.

ETA: This one was pretty good

Quoted:
I banged the chick in that band Hanson.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:54:42 PM EDT

[#36]

No but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:55:28 PM EDT

[#37]

I banged a chick that wound up on Montel...best I got.

Posted: 3/3/2012 6:56:13 PM EDT

[#38]

I think quite a bit of the crew here have only had sex with Rosie,,,

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:00:32 PM EDT

[#39]

I heard Taxman banged one of the Olsen twins before they were famous!

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:01:12 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

This thread is nothing more than an invitation for people to lie.

Well, it's true - my lawyer did fuck me and he's not famous.

I know that might be hard for some people to believe...

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:02:38 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Years ago at the Limelight club in NYC I was with a friend of mine who was in a NYC hardcore band. He banged Drew Barrymore in the club that night in front of a few people. This was back when she was in her drug addict phase. Closest I've ever been.

Ahhh the Limelight, good times.. You would be shocked at what we found going on in those halls behind the back bar.. That place was a zoo.

Now back to the question..

Nope, never did anyone famous.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:02:38 PM EDT

[#42]

This is a thread that MC4H would have had some good tales for us all.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:04:24 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Years ago at the Limelight club in NYC I was with a friend of mine who was in a NYC hardcore band. He banged Drew Barrymore in the club that night in front of a few people. This was back when she was in her drug addict phase. Closest I've ever been.

Ahhh the Limelight, good times.. You would be shocked at what we found going on in those halls behind the back bar.. That place was a zoo.

No need to tell me. My best friend worked for Peter.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:11:04 PM EDT

[#44]

I dated a chick for a year who's now a newscaster in Yuma. That's all I got.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:14:13 PM EDT

[#45]

I went to a star trek convention a few years back. I met George Takei and joking asked if I could grab his butt, he got excited and said sure, so I gave it a squeeze as he said his famous "Ohhhh Myyyy". I won't lie I got a chubb. That's about as close as I came to sex with a celeb.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:14:48 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
This is a thread that MC4H would have had some good tales for us all.

MC4H was a story teller, I get the joke - but he also was a very generous man. He helped many people who found themselves in dire straits. Tarnishing his name is worthy of reprimand.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:14:52 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Years ago at the Limelight club in NYC I was with a friend of mine who was in a NYC hardcore band. He banged Drew Barrymore in the club that night in front of a few people. This was back when she was in her drug addict phase. Closest I've ever been.

Ahhh the Limelight, good times.. You would be shocked at what we found going on in those halls behind the back bar.. That place was a zoo.

Now back to the question..

Nope, never did anyone famous.

Fuck yeah, that place was a madhouse.
Made even the seediest places I have been to in TJ seem almost normal by comparison.

No famous banging, but I am on a first name basis with a couple of people who you would recognize, including one celebs wife who was just in the news recently.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:18:28 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

This is a thread that MC4H would have had some good tales for us all.

MC4H was a story teller, I get the joke - but he also was a very generous man. He helped many people who found themselves in dire straits. Tarnishing his name is worthy of reprimand.

No joke here 82nd - reprimand me if you want, maybe re-read and note the sad face.

I'm not tarnishing, and think you're mis-reading. IM me if you want to discuss - I'll give you my phone number - but you're being harsh over the fact he'd eat a thread like this up - and that's NO joke.

Your move.

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:21:31 PM EDT

[#49]

I fucked a virl who became a Dillard's model. Does that count?

Posted: 3/3/2012 7:32:51 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
I fucked a virl who became a Dillard's model. Does that count?

I've never fucked a virl. How was it?

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