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Posted: 1/21/2012 3:57:25 PM EDT

You owe me Child Support, you sumbitch.

Posted: 1/21/2012 3:58:41 PM EDT

[#1]

Got winged and dinged, huh?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:00:10 PM EDT

[#2]

Aimless, when you get served, serve her back and then it'll be ON.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:04:29 PM EDT

[#3]

How many eggs were in the clutch?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:04:45 PM EDT

[#4]

I'm sorry to hear about this.

Aimless will never be able to run for President now.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:05:17 PM EDT

[#5]

PopKOrN!!!!!!

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:05:24 PM EDT

[#6]

Penguin callout thread.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:05:51 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Aimless, when you get served, serve her back and then it'll be ON.

In the meantime someone needs to contact PPS

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:07:05 PM EDT

[#8]

Is it true penguins have small penors?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:07:46 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:08:58 PM EDT

[#10]

Why is its neck yellow?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:09:23 PM EDT

[#11]

What's its name?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:09:33 PM EDT

[#12]

Shoulda used a penguinprofylactic

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:10:09 PM EDT

[#13]

Is that a pearl necklace around it's waist?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:10:20 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Penguin callout thread.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:11:17 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
You owe me Child Support, you sumbitch.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/bearded_lady/IMG_20120121_175339.jpg

I know it is tough finding the right mate and penguins mate for life, but I do have an issue with a person having sex with an animal. Now the F$@k a duck comment is not a challenge. Even though a penguin is close enough to a duck, you took the phrase too far.

I believe Aimless was entrapped into this pregnancy and a person's willingness to mate with a penguin is more than enough proof of a mental disorder.

Aimless, a 10k retainer should cover the cost of my argument.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:15:06 PM EDT

[#16]

Hey aimless, was it worth it?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:15:36 PM EDT

[#17]

I thought it was the male penguin that actually sat with the egg until it hatched.

Therefore, you owe Aimless child support.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:15:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Mods seem to have all the fun around here... I know what I want to be when I grow up!

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:21:38 PM EDT

[#19]

"Wrap it before you flap it"

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:26:14 PM EDT

[#20]

How do you get that fishy smell out of the sheets?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:31:02 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:

You owe me Child Support, you sumbitch.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/bearded_lady/IMG_20120121_175339.jpg

I know it is tough finding the right mate and penguins mate for life, but I do have an issue with a person having sex with an animal. Now the F$@k a duck comment is not a challenge. Even though a penguin is close enough to a duck, you took the phrase too far.

I believe Aimless was entrapped into this pregnancy and a person's willingness to mate with a penguin is more than enough proof of a mental disorder.
Aimless, a 10k retainer should cover the cost of my argument.

Duck?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:32:12 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

You owe me Child Support, you sumbitch.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/bearded_lady/IMG_20120121_175339.jpg

Looks dead. I'm calling Nancy Grace. We've found the next Casey Anthony.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:33:07 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Is it true penguins have small penors?

I thought he was tickling me with a feather

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:33:40 PM EDT

[#24]

So, uh,

Is that thing on formula, or, uh....

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:35:01 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it true penguins have small penors?

I thought he was tickling me with a feather

Kinky.....kinky.....

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:36:52 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

I thought it was the male penguin that actually sat with the egg until it hatched.

Therefore, you owe Aimless child support.

I was left with the egg while he was off chasing tail

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:38:34 PM EDT

[#27]

He wears anal beads around his waist just like his father.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:38:47 PM EDT

[#28]

XCR, I am shocked and outraged. How could you have kinky sex with a penguin and not post that on the internet?

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:41:14 PM EDT

[#29]

Whew............
Dodged that bullet.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:41:24 PM EDT

[#30]

Looks like a preemie to me.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:42:02 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
XCR, I am shocked and outraged. How could you have kinky sex with a penguin and not post that on the internet?

No doubt he's already sold the video

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:43:04 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

He wears anal beads around his waist just like his father.

"Pull start!"

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:43:50 PM EDT

[#33]

You have sex with birds, OP?

That's just foul.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:44:39 PM EDT

[#34]

penguins penis and rectum is the same organ

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:47:55 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

penguins penis and rectum is the same organ

Jeez ... TRG's gonna be all giddy now, like a kid in a candy store.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:48:10 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
penguins penis and rectum is the same organ

...damn near killed him...

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:49:37 PM EDT

[#37]

He looks like his father.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:52:55 PM EDT

[#38]

It looks like Aimless already flew back to the Antarctic never to be seen again.

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:52:56 PM EDT

[#39]

XCR!

Aimless!

Posted: 1/21/2012 4:53:11 PM EDT

[#40]

AIMLETTE ?

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:29:26 PM EDT

[#41]

Is the result of the bra/panty/CFM shoes pic you posted the other night?

Brian

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:33:46 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Is the result of the bra/panty/CFM shoes pic you posted the other night?

Brian

Aimless said he wanted to get to know me better. That I had an old soul. He was going to take me to Paris.

Then he left me for some whore egret.

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:34:55 PM EDT

[#43]

Call out thread IBTL

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:38:29 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is the result of the bra/panty/CFM shoes pic you posted the other night?

Brian

Aimless said he wanted to get to know me better. That I had an old soul. He was going to take me to Paris.

Then he left me for some whore egret.

<sigh>.....he tells all of us that.

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:38:37 PM EDT

[#45]

I caught you both when you were running around...car and all.

Danny

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:40:54 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Then he left me for some whore egret.

We all have some whole regret at some point during our lives .............. wait, what?

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:42:24 PM EDT

[#47]

I guess you two really enjoyed national penguin day yesterday

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:43:21 PM EDT

[#48]

Hmmm IN!

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:47:25 PM EDT

[#49]

I think this thread needs to get moved to the Pit so that we can get pictures and lurid descriptions of what transgressions actually occurred.

Posted: 1/21/2012 5:47:33 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it true penguins have small penors?

I thought he was tickling me with a feather

Probably just borrowed the goose from DK Prof.

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