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Posted: 12/22/2011 10:52:19 AM EDT
Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points
he looks at a carbine makes a lap of the store and leaves
2 minutes later he comes in and asked if he left any paperwork in here




Told him no and he leaves dropping mumbled f-bombs as he leaves which turn into screamed F-bombs once he got outside
I make a lap of the store to see if he left anything find nothing
another 3-4 minutes later he come back still agitated asks if we have seen an RX script anywhere told him no
Said he lost the RX for his pain killers and he is fucked if he can't find that




starts freaking out a bit saying he's screwed
he then takes off his shirt




turns his pockets inside out ( contents a wallet , a phone , a toy bat mobile and some keys )




rips his shoes and socks off and starts looking in them  




finding nothing he starts digging around in his underwear in his crotch
at this point I'm just looking at the guy thinking WTF


watching his hands with my hand on my pistol
boss comes out of his office at this point with his pistol behind his back




Right as my boss is just opening his mouth to say something guy's woman comes in waving a piece of paper saying she found it




due scoops up all his shit and hauls ass out the door
this all occurred within about 10 seconds



then I went and got lunch

Link Posted: 12/22/2011 10:54:50 AM EDT
[#1]
Should have told him you just swept the shop and emptied everything in the dumpster.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 10:55:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Addiction to pain killers must be a bitch
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 10:55:54 AM EDT
[#3]
Guarantee he & his "old lady" are from Rulo or Falls City.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:02:18 AM EDT
[#4]
What did you get for lunch?
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:04:32 AM EDT
[#5]
Sorry about that glock19.com.  I just get a little antsy if I misplace my prescription.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:07:46 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
What did you get for lunch?

And will you post in my next What's For Lunch? thread
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:10:35 AM EDT
[#7]
What batmobile was it?
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:10:57 AM EDT
[#8]
A "toy Bat Mobile"??

er ok
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#9]
Not the strangest gun shop story I've ever heard, but it's up there somewhere.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:14:19 AM EDT
[#10]
Was he wearing one of these "...underneath it all..."?

Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:15:35 AM EDT
[#11]
Meth is a hell of a drug




Quoted:


A "toy Bat Mobile"??



er ok


Yeah, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Adam West, or Michael Keaton batmobile?



 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:16:09 AM EDT
[#12]
So what you're saying is same shit different day?



I hope you had a nice lunch at least.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:16:10 AM EDT
[#13]
No dollar bills thrown by anyone?



That meth isn't going to buy itself you know.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:17:11 AM EDT
[#14]
That just had to be a Walmart story.














Impeach Obama or the Good of the Poor.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:17:33 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Was he wearing one of these "...underneath it all..."?

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2065501/81751531.jpg


Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:20:30 AM EDT
[#16]



Quoted:


What did you get for lunch?


+11010010







 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:22:14 AM EDT
[#17]
You know, if something like this happens and you anticipate making a thread about it, you should know beforehand to snap a pic of the waitress who brought your lunch to you.



C'mon man.
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 11:46:21 AM EDT
[#18]



Quoted:


Meth is a hell of a drug




Quoted:

A "toy Bat Mobile"??



er ok


Yeah, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Adam West, or Michael Keaton batmobile?

 


Old school Adam West batmobile
Quoted:


What did you get for lunch?


Buffalo Wing Pizza
 
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 3:36:09 PM EDT
[#19]
What round for tweeker?
Link Posted: 12/22/2011 8:26:25 PM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


What round for tweeker?


Meh

you could just carpet bomb this whole fucking town



just make the evacuation order in English and before noon

and that would pretty much do the trick



 
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 7:59:08 AM EDT
[#21]
I've been to your store. I'd say that's a typical Bullet Hole customer....

Also, you guys openly pack heat like oven doors, so I dunno if that's where I'd start stripping and raving about drugs.

Let me ask you this. Would you rather have the same guy come back and do the same thing every hour or one North O resident coming in asking "how much it cost to rent dat choppah, yo"?
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:03:05 AM EDT
[#22]
I think I might have been inclined to draw down on him the third time he came into the store.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:03:18 AM EDT
[#23]
Post the video.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:05:38 AM EDT
[#24]

"Your hand comes outta your underwear holding ANYTHING and you're gonna die!!!"


Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:13:16 AM EDT
[#25]
Your store is about the only thing I will ever go to that town for.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:20:02 AM EDT
[#26]
Ah, meth.  The scourge of small town Nebraska.  

My mom works at a farm supply store and used to call the police on the tweakers who would come in and buy lots of chemicals.  She stopped after the local judicial system either refused to prosecute or let them off with probation.  They let the meth heads run loose anyway, so no reason to have them know she reported them.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 8:22:56 AM EDT
[#27]
Drugs are bad, mmmmkkkkaaayyyy???
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 9:17:57 AM EDT
[#28]





Quoted:



I've been to your store. I'd say that's a typical Bullet Hole customer....





Also, you guys openly pack heat like oven doors, so I dunno if that's where I'd start stripping and raving about drugs.





Let me ask you this. Would you rather have the same guy come back and do the same thing every hour or one North O resident coming in asking "how much it cost to rent dat choppah, yo"?



I'm at A&A in Fremont
Quoted:




"Your hand comes outta your underwear holding ANYTHING and you're gonna die!!!"





Yep figured



"you stole my Rx I'm gonna kill you " was coming next
 
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 9:19:52 AM EDT
[#29]
Makes me glad to be an FFL and not an ER doc.  They deal with that shit every shift.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 9:21:08 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:

Quoted:
What round for tweeker?

Meh
you could just carpet bomb this whole fucking town

just make the evacuation order in English and before noon
and that would pretty much do the trick
 


Do you live in Scott's Bluff?

I heard its nice.  They got Walmart.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 9:21:19 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Ah, meth.  The scourge of small town Nebraska.  

My mom works at a farm supply store and used to call the police on the tweakers who would come in and buy lots of chemicals.  She stopped after the local judicial system either refused to prosecute or let them off with probation.  They let the meth heads run loose anyway, so no reason to have them know she reported them.


Wow, just wow.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 11:41:59 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Ah, meth.  The scourge of small town Nebraska.  

My mom works at a farm supply store and used to call the police on the tweakers who would come in and buy lots of chemicals.  She stopped after the local judicial system either refused to prosecute or let them off with probation.  They let the meth heads run loose anyway, so no reason to have them know she reported them.


Wow, just wow.


Link Posted: 12/24/2011 11:47:43 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points

Here's where you should have known he'd be a problem.
Link Posted: 12/24/2011 9:23:56 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points


Here's where you should have known he'd be a problem.

Finally got the boss to stop carrying them because of the asshat magnet factor

but still have some existing stock left



 
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 12:46:39 AM EDT
[#35]
Not a gun shop story, but a work story.

Walking down the aisle at work to get to the warehouse, a man stops me.

"I thought your bathrooms were at the back of the store!!!"

"What?"

"Your bathrooms!!!  I thought they were back there!!!"

"No their up front by the registers"

"Yeah I couldn't make it, I'm really sorry... I..uhh...  I shit in one of the changing rooms...."

*man walks off*

Link Posted: 12/26/2011 12:52:48 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Post the video.


Link Posted: 12/26/2011 12:59:04 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points

Here's where you should have known he'd be a problem.
Finally got the boss to stop carrying them because of the asshat magnet factor
but still have some existing stock left
 


Okay, I bite, what's the bad thing about the Hi Points (seeing how I didn't know about them till tonight).
___________________________________________________________
("Oh, Ben, it doesn't even look like a musket!"––Soldier to Franklin showing him an M-16, (w,stte), a cartoon in Soldier)
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 1:01:07 AM EDT
[#38]
Wow.. just... wow.
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 1:09:12 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points

Here's where you should have known he'd be a problem.
Finally got the boss to stop carrying them because of the asshat magnet factor
but still have some existing stock left
 


Okay, I bite, what's the bad thing about the Hi Points (seeing how I didn't know about the till tonight).
___________________________________________________________
("Oh, Ben, it doesn't even look like a musket!"––Soldier to Franklin showing him an M-16, (w,stte), a cartoon in Soldier)


POS product attracts P'sOS.  Also, dey blow in half on occasion.

Link Posted: 12/26/2011 1:32:51 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
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Quoted:
Quoted:
Guy comes in dressed fairly nice but seems a little "off" looking at Hi Points

Here's where you should have known he'd be a problem.
Finally got the boss to stop carrying them because of the asshat magnet factor
but still have some existing stock left
 


Okay, I bite, what's the bad thing about the Hi Points (seeing how I didn't know about them till tonight).


POS product attracts P'sOS.  Also, dey blow in half on occasion.



Oh, well! What can I say? When it comes to guns, I tend to move to the expensive ones.
______________________________________________________________________
("You have got the brass! Do you know the odds on a five-card charlie? Hell, you're just throwing your money away."––Tex to Data, (w,stte), ST:TNG "The Royale")
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 5:25:12 AM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:



Quoted:



POS product attracts P'sOS.  Also, dey blow in half on occasion.







Oh, well! What can I say? When it comes to guns, I tend to move to the expensive ones.

______________________________________________________________________

("You have got the brass! Do you know the odds on a five-card charlie? Hell, you're just throwing your money away."––Tex to Data, (w,stte), ST:TNG "The Royale")
Yep sub $150 handguns seem to attract the best customers





 
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 6:24:59 AM EDT
[#42]
The owner of one of the small shops here in Lincoln told me the same thing.  He stopped carrying Hi-Points because they attracted the kind of customer he really didn't want to be associated with.
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 6:30:08 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Should have told him you just swept the shop and emptied everything in the dumpster.


this
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 6:54:05 AM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Also, dey blow in half on occasion.



No, SL asked about Hipoints not Glocks.

I don't have a lot of experience with Hipoints, but the ones I've shot have always went bang when the trigger was pulled. And their carbine is a joy to shoot.

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Link Posted: 12/26/2011 7:03:22 AM EDT
[#45]
which hi-point was he looking at?
Link Posted: 12/26/2011 11:18:14 AM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:


which hi-point was he looking at?


.45 carbine



 
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