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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:14:09 PM EDT
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/16076876/2011/11/18/unlicensed-butt-injections-leads-to-arrest
According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue. 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:16:16 PM EDT
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Holy shit.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:16:18 PM EDT
[#2]
BooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooooooty!
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:17:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Anyone got the expanding wtf face .gif handy?
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:17:46 PM EDT
[#4]
Sexxxxxxxxxxaaaaaayyyyyy!!! |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:18:29 PM EDT
[#5]
Well it fixed her flat.............ass.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:20:46 PM EDT
[#6]
Holy Crap, Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to inject themsleves with fix-a-flat
Oh wait, the same people who voted for Obama 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#7]
Holy shit.
Holy shit. Holy shit. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:21:50 PM EDT
[#8]
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Sexxxxxxxxxxaaaaaayyyyyy!!! seariously? nobody else ready the artical? Thats a DUDE. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:21:58 PM EDT
[#9]
, Yeesh. Its a man, baby. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:22:36 PM EDT
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Me thinks this was just one more mistake in a life no doubt filled with a large number of equally stupid actions.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:23:20 PM EDT
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Me thinks this was just one more mistake in a life no doubt filled with a large number of equally stupid actions. I dunno if any of the previous actions were quite this stupid. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:23:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:23:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:24:31 PM EDT
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Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:24:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:24:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:24:58 PM EDT
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If it was a man, he would be "John Big-Bootie"
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:25:27 PM EDT
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Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:26:18 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:26:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You know how I know you're gay? |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:27:11 PM EDT
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Sexxxxxxxxxxaaaaaayyyyyy!!! You ain't taking that one back |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:27:20 PM EDT
[#22]
what the fuck do people think....
god damn we are stupid |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:28:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:28:38 PM EDT
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Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You know how I know you're gay? Ah, that IS a woman, right? If so, NOT GHEY! |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:28:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You know how I know you're gay? yep thats the "man" who pumped the other chicks ass up. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:30:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:30:53 PM EDT
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Looks natural
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:30:56 PM EDT
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If it was a man, he would be "John Big-Bootie" From Yoyodyne propulsion systems? |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:31:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Gregg Valentino is not impressed.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:31:25 PM EDT
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Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You know how I know you're gay? Ah, that IS a woman, right? If so, NOT GHEY! Try again, champ. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:32:10 PM EDT
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Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You know how I know you're gay? Ah, that IS a woman, right? If so, NOT GHEY! No it isn't. Guess you're good to go then. I'm gettin' the fuck outta Dodge. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:32:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:32:23 PM EDT
[#33]
.....and guess what? Your tax dollars are likely paying to keep her fed and alive!
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:32:34 PM EDT
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Too bad my shit is too short to hit that because I would hit that I would. You dumbass. Thats a fucking dude. 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:33:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Me thinks this was just one more mistake in a life no doubt filled with a large number of equally stupid actions. I dunno if any of the previous actions were quite this stupid. Well, who knows what those tits are made of |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:34:33 PM EDT
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Me thinks this was just one more mistake in a life no doubt filled with a large number of equally stupid actions. I dunno if any of the previous actions were quite this stupid. Well, who knows what those tits are made of
Good point. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:34:39 PM EDT
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http://www.nbc-2.com/story/16076876/2011/11/18/unlicensed-butt-injections-leads-to-arrest According to police, the victim saw Morris in May and was injected in her buttocks with a substance consisting of cement, "Fix a Flat," mineral oil and super glue. http://i42.tinypic.com/23vezuv.jpg 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 6:40:41 PM EDT
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There is nothing good there. Nope.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:02:24 PM EDT
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So that's what they mean by 'riding on the rim'.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:04:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Please tell me it was the nasty green shit they use for bicycle tires.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:07:27 PM EDT
[#41]
that's just nasty
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:07:35 PM EDT
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Sexxxxxxxxxxaaaaaayyyyyy!!! You could go both ways with that I bet! 
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:09:22 PM EDT
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What? I...just....I can't....fuckin'....what? What? Ass? What?
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:32:26 PM EDT
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Looking forward to seeing that added to the warning label.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:41:31 PM EDT
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I laughed pretty hard upon seeing this. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:44:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/18/2011 7:47:53 PM EDT
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What an idiot. Both the dude, and the woman who got her butt filled with cement.
Side note: If that were certified female-grade woman, half of Arfcom would be saying we need to feed her sandwiches. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 8:28:45 PM EDT
[#48]
Well, that is one flatproof ghetto booty. But damn. |
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Posted: 11/18/2011 8:47:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Society really needs to stop interfering with Darwin.
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Posted: 11/18/2011 8:49:10 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: Quoted: If it was a man, he would be "John Big-Bootie" From Yoyodyne propulsion systems?  |
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