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Posted: 7/29/2011 8:44:52 AM EDT
What is acceptable?

Where do you draw the line???
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:45:32 AM EDT
[#1]
cool as all hell!

but look really stupid on a bald guy..
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:45:54 AM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
What is acceptable?

Where do you draw the line???


Right above at the ear.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:46:34 AM EDT
[#3]
Cue a picture of Luke Perry back in the 80s. Anything that length is too friggin' long.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:48:55 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Cue a picture of Luke Perry back in the 80s. Anything that length is too friggin' long.


Easy now. I keep 'em bout an inch wide and terminate about 1/2" above the bottom of the ear. The key is to keep them defined with crisp edges.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:51:33 AM EDT
[#5]
Pork chops FTW.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:52:07 AM EDT
[#6]




Quoted:



Quoted:

What is acceptable?



Where do you draw the line???




Right above at the ear.


This...



Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:53:13 AM EDT
[#7]
See my avatar, bitches.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:53:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Some side burn usually looks better than none IMO, but I hate the effimenate pixy stuff.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:54:26 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Cue a picture of Luke Perry back in the 80s. Anything that length is too friggin' long.


I'm in my 30's and still have the 90210 'burns.

Thye average between 1/2" and 1" BELOW the ear.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 8:54:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Mine come to about the bottom of my ear right now.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:07:29 AM EDT
[#11]
cant grow em
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:10:47 AM EDT
[#12]



Quoted:


Cue
a picture of Luke Perry back in the 80s. Anything that length is too friggin' long.


Thank you for properly using the word "cue", rather than the incorrect "que" or "queue".

 



Carry on.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:13:02 AM EDT
[#13]
I'm not in the Village People, so sideburns are a no go for me.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:15:01 AM EDT
[#14]
straight across from the top of the ear to the outer edge of the eyebrow.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:15:16 AM EDT
[#15]
You ain't rocking this:



you ain't shit.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:15:31 AM EDT
[#16]
Porkchops baby.

Nah, mine are middle of my ear.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:16:08 AM EDT
[#17]
I always keep mine right at the bottom of my ear or a touch lower.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:16:47 AM EDT
[#18]
Middle of the ear. Trimmed.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:18:13 AM EDT
[#19]
Right about....
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:18:53 AM EDT
[#20]
Middle of the ear hole......it's my company's policy, along with absolutely no facial hair.

-Wes
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:44:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Porkchops.



Couple weeks ago I didn't shave for a few weeks, busted out the clippers, and had them down to my jawline and ended in points on either side of my chin for a weekend.  A pair of yellow lensed aviators and the grey hair I have on the sides topped it off nicely.



I have to be clean shaven though once a month though.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:45:57 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Middle of the ear hole......it's my company's policy, along with absolutely no facial hair.

-Wes


Facial hair policies piss me off and Im clean shaven 95% of the time.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:46:36 AM EDT
[#23]
Just above the bottom of the ear.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:48:23 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
cant grow em


same problem....
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 9:57:48 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:01:25 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Mine come to about the bottom of my ear right now.


Same, and have for the last 15 years.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:12:47 AM EDT
[#27]
No Spok yet??
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:19:05 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Pork chops FTW.



uhh...I think that's Mutton Chops.


ETA:  Ok, there's Pork Chops too.  

Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:34:21 AM EDT
[#29]
Where's Unknown Hinson?
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:35:38 AM EDT
[#30]
What's old is new again I guess.



Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:37:19 AM EDT
[#31]
Video of how big my chops were before I realized they were too big:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzYoeY-1Ess
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:39:49 AM EDT
[#32]
My boss says bottom of the ear is acceptable.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:41:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Star-burns FTW!
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:43:29 AM EDT
[#34]
Matt Kibbe of Freedom Works. Now that's some chops.





Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:57:32 AM EDT
[#35]
If you want to look like Glen Campbell in "True Grit" have at it. Just change your name to LeBeouf.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 10:58:25 AM EDT
[#36]
Have you ever seen the people who sport the "negative-sideburns"?

It's like they start shaving their face, going up where sideburns would be, then also shave the head hair and gradually fade out until the hit their forehead.  Almost like they don't allow their scalp to grow hair forward of the ear.  It's ridiculous and I don't get it.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:01:05 AM EDT
[#37]
Some people can pull off wearing sideburns, but most people IMO look retarded with them.

Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:07:13 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Some people can pull off wearing sideburns, but most people IMO look retarded with them.



I must be dyslexic.  Everytime I look at your screen name, I see the word "Molester".
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:08:09 AM EDT
[#39]


MATTINGLY! I thought I told you to SHAVE those sideburns!!!
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:11:20 AM EDT
[#40]
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:12:03 AM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Pork chops FTW.


That's "mutton chops", chowderhead.



 
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:12:28 AM EDT
[#42]
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:13:18 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Some people can pull off wearing sideburns, but most people IMO look retarded with them.



I must be dyslexic.  Everytime I look at your screen name, I see the word "Molester".


or you feel guilty about somthing









Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:14:29 AM EDT
[#44]


His hairy cheeks are rebelling against his immaculate grill.

Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:16:37 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Some people can pull off wearing sideburns, but most people IMO look retarded with them.



I must be dyslexic.  Everytime I look at your screen name, I see the word "Molester".


or you feel guilty about somthing











No, you consented, so it doesn't count.

Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:21:50 AM EDT
[#46]
I should make you guys pay me $$$ for telling you all my proven getting laid methods.
But what the hell. I'm in a good mood, so i will give you this one for FREE!

Here's what you do.

Shave your beard in either one of two styles.

(1)



Or (2) this style, you need to make the part on the chin very thin and small not connecting to your stash. You can go with or without the stash.



Go and purchase a gift set of this, Diesel cologne, after shave, body wash!



Go out and purchase the best white button down shirt you can afford.
Get a pair of khaki shorts and a pair of sandals.
also while your at it, it a teal green button down shirt, a tan and go with the shirt unbutton
with the shorts and sandals.

Get a pedicure while your at it.

now go somewhere where females gather.
Report back!

If you don't get laid....ALOT! Somethings wrong, bad wrong. We will figure it out.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:29:01 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I should make you guys pay me $$$ for telling you all my proven getting laid methods.
But what the hell. I'm in a good mood, so i will give you this one for FREE!

Here's what you do.

Shave your beard in either one of two styles.

(1)

http://www.remingtonproducts.com/%7E/media/Images/Remington/ForMen/ContentPages/StyleGuide/feature_waves_beard.ashx?w=224&h=259&bc=transparent&as=1&thn=1

Or (2) this style, you need to make the part on the chin very thin and small not connecting to your stash. You can go with or without the stash.

http://www.thetopstyle.com/wp-content/gallery/beard-styles/permanent-facial-hair-remover2.jpg

Go and purchase a gift set of this, Diesel cologne, after shave, body wash!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WGyccq-rctc/ScQvu3FrxwI/AAAAAAAAA1M/89V8o13lWDk/s400/Diesel-Fuel-For-Life-Pour_E4D5CE78.jpg

Go out and purchase the best white button down shirt you can afford.
Get a pair of khaki shorts and a pair of sandals.
also while your at it, it a teal green button down shirt, a tan and go with the shirt unbutton
with the shorts and sandals.

Get a pedicure while your at it.

now go somewhere where females gather.
Report back!

If you don't get laid....ALOT! Somethings wrong, bad wrong. We will figure it out.


Apparently this guy goes looking for man-love on Ladies' Night. Damn dude.
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 11:32:34 AM EDT
[#48]
If I ever decide to shave my beard, I'm going to have fun with it instead of just lopping it all off at once.  I'm thinking the muttonchop-mustache thing.  
Link Posted: 7/29/2011 12:53:21 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Pork chops FTW.


this

Link Posted: 7/29/2011 1:02:52 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Have you ever seen the people who sport the "negative-sideburns"?

It's like they start shaving their face, going up where sideburns would be, then also shave the head hair and gradually fade out until the hit their forehead.  Almost like they don't allow their scalp to grow hair forward of the ear.  It's ridiculous and I don't get it.


Thats how I know if someone is retarded.
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