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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:13:37 PM

"...Dutch love", or at least that's what Dad used to say.
I need something else, something better than "It's so hot I saw a little man in orange robes burst into flames".

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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:15:11 PM
a half fucked fox in a forest fire.

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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:15:38 PM
two rats fucking in a wool sock
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:17:02 PM
Your SO..
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:17:04 PM
Monkey Balls
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:17:41 PM
...than a 3 peckered billy goat on the 4th of July.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:22:57 PM
A whore in church.

A 60 year old hooker at a Shriner's convention.........
I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long......
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:24:05 PM
Dutch love?????

WTF?

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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:24:59 PM
People around here are bitching its only 68 in july, i look at the temps of the rest of the country and couldn't be happier
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:25:56 PM
Go to the BOTD forum.

Then repeat your phrase while perusing some of the wonderful threads there.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:26:30 PM
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Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here your Majesty
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:26:34 PM
A Billy goats asshole in a pepper patch
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:27:39 PM
...it wuz so hot, I jes' seen a dawg chasin' a cat, and they wuz both walkin'....
Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all...playin' solitaire til dawn, with a deck of fifty-one...
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:29:33 PM
[Last Edit: 7/21/2011 8:30:07 PM by derekv814]
Originally Posted By dbrowne1:
two rats fucking in a wool sock




This I use frequently
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:29:49 PM
...a baked potato
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:30:33 PM
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I use.....it's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock behind a dryer.


Or It's hotter than 400 hells
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:31:55 PM
two red foxes fucking on the fourth of july
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:37:04 PM
...Than a Texas Chili cookoff...
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:42:09 PM
10 mexicans in a volkswagon
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:42:58 PM
...The hinges of hell
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:45:12 PM
So hot I'm sweating like a pedophile at a Justin Bieber concert.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:46:03 PM
....than a whores dream.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:46:52 PM
This is excellent- lots of good material. Although I should say that while I do enjoy the term "monkey balls", I don't care to profess the knowledge of exactly how hot monkey balls really are.


Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
Dutch love?????

WTF?



Look, the whole thing takes me mentally to a place I don't want to go if you catch my meaning.
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We love our Sheep, we Dogs of war
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:47:17 PM
a three balled dog !
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:48:35 PM
Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
a half fucked fox in a forest fire.

Danny


Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire!


It's so hot my farts feel cold coming out.

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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:52:30 PM
It's hotter than an African that stole a bag of potatoes.




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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:56:55 PM
....a Naga Jolokia pepper. 855,000 to 1,041,427 Scoville units in Jessica Alba's mouth while she is standing inside a sauna.


Yah, that just happened
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:58:45 PM
.....two fat chicks in a Pinto at the beach with the windows up
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Posted: 7/21/2011 8:59:20 PM
Satans nutsuck. That's my go to

A dragons pussy. A friends go to.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:00:12 PM
Dan Rather walking through a furnace in a gasoline suit.

the Devils' anvil.

than a Time's Square Rolex.

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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:08:32 PM
Originally Posted By quantim2:
Satans nutsuck. That's my go to

A dragons pussy. A friends go to.


I gotta say, "Satan's nutsack" is pretty strong. That's giving Jessica Alba a run for her money.
Wait..."Jessica Alba running for her money".


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We love our Sheep, we Dogs of war
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:08:35 PM
a muthafucka
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:09:50 PM
A horny cunt in June
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:11:12 PM
....a whores ass on nickle night..

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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:12:02 PM
hotter than a hired girl. my dads favorite.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:14:17 PM
It's so hot here I am thinking of putting a fire in the wood stove to cool things down.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:15:24 PM
a witches tit.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:15:47 PM
a two dicked donkey in a field full of llamas
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:16:39 PM
hotter than a blistered pussy round here....
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:18:42 PM
Satan's asshole after a night of hot wings and tequila.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:19:26 PM
Originally Posted By dbrowne1:
two rats fucking in a wool sock


too rats fuckin in a tube sock under a heat lamp
GO HOKIES!
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:22:52 PM
.....a two dollar pistol
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:23:01 PM
Hotter than a 20 dollar whore on a military payday.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:24:39 PM
....than 2 piss ants in mating season.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:26:21 PM
A faggots dick in the devils ass
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:29:03 PM
I'll usually bust out with the picks & shovels line from Blazing Saddles; but hotter than a goat's ass in a pepper pach gets a lot of play too.
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:30:29 PM
a witches tit in a brass bra
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:30:56 PM
than a two petered puppy at a mating convention
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:32:48 PM
Originally Posted By Surtr:
.....a two dollar pistol




George Jones FTW!
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:36:38 PM
four balled tom cat.....
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Posted: 7/21/2011 9:38:06 PM
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Ball soup.


Or hot as a Mexicans lunch.
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