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I could easily join in and try to make some situationally appropriate puns, but every one I thought of has already been done.
So, getting down to a practical aspect: How do you figure the factory workers figured where to separate the "good" batch of sausage meat from the "bury it with dignity" batch? Look for the first toenail and then go back ten pounds? Do you think that they'll package the ground-up legs in sausage casing for convenience? Or stick a product label on the casket? New flavor? What a really dumb, and totally preventable, way to die. And not too far from as horrible as it can get. CJ |
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Fawk. I duped. I get bonus points for calling my own dupe.
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Damn that sucks. Can't think of a worse way to go. the wurst way to go? |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever...
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suffered a grisly end I HATE it when my sausages have a grisly end on them.... |
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One of the comments under the story.
"I never sausage a horrible story. Who knew meat plant workers had colleagues." |
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Lord when I go please let me go in a way that isn't easily turned in to a punchline! Screw that. When I go, I hope it's in a really fucked up way that has the local cops/firemen/EMS guys laughing their asses off. Seriously though, that sucks. For him, his family, his coworkers, and for the emergency personnel that responded. (We had a very similar job one night. Let me tell you... that shit will stick with you. Our guy lived. But... his career as a juggler was fucking over.) I work fire/EMS and if you can't laugh at some of this shit you won't last long. Well...then you know. You can laugh all you want... but you can never un-see it. We laugh about the stuff that we will never forget. I bet every party he shows up to now is a total sausage fest. Seriously though that's an awful way to go. |
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Lord when I go please let me go in a way that isn't easily turned in to a punchline! Screw that. When I go, I hope it's in a really fucked up way that has the local cops/firemen/EMS guys laughing their asses off. Seriously though, that sucks. For him, his family, his coworkers, and for the emergency personnel that responded. (We had a very similar job one night. Let me tell you... that shit will stick with you. Our guy lived. But... his career as a juggler was fucking over.) I work fire/EMS and if you can't laugh at some of this shit you won't last long. I bet every party he shows up to now is a total sausage fest. Seriously though that's an awful way to go. Well...then you know. You can laugh all you want... but you can never un-see it. We laugh about the stuff that we will never forget. I don't know. I've only ever worked one call that really shook me up and stuck with me. It's the one I don't laugh about. |
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Doesn't look like hes got a leg to stand on.....
Ok going to hell, very sad |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever... You're new around here....... aren't you? Hell...... even the EMT's said they'd never sausage carnage! |
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Lord when I go please let me go in a way that isn't easily turned in to a punchline! Screw that. When I go, I hope it's in a really fucked up way that has the local cops/firemen/EMS guys laughing their asses off. Seriously though, that sucks. For him, his family, his coworkers, and for the emergency personnel that responded. (We had a very similar job one night. Let me tell you... that shit will stick with you. Our guy lived. But... his career as a juggler was fucking over.) I work fire/EMS and if you can't laugh at some of this shit you won't last long. I bet every party he shows up to now is a total sausage fest. Seriously though that's an awful way to go. Well...then you know. You can laugh all you want... but you can never un-see it. We laugh about the stuff that we will never forget. I don't know. I've only ever worked one call that really shook me up and stuck with me. It's the one I don't laugh about. Really? Just one? Shit... I have a whole mental photo-album that I drag around with me, and every once in awhile, usually when I've had too much to drink, I pull it out and thumb through it. After 19 years, 134 days... I'll be the first to admit that I am a very different person than the dumbass kid who raised his right hand, strapped on a gun, and pinned a stupid little piece of tin to his shirt way back in Bible times. (1990.) (Wouldn't trade a fucking minute of it, though. ) |
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Thought there would be procedures to lock machines out when working on them Supposed to be.... Guess they don't have lock out tag out procedures in place! That company's about to get $raped$ |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever... Black Panther for avi is missing..... |
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Don't stick your sausage in with sausage.
Prayers for the family. |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever... The humor here runs on the dark side. You aren't gonna change it, so you may want to learn to appreciate it or go play somewhere else...just sayin' GD requires a thick casing and we all get our turn in the proverbial meat grinder around here. |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever... This is GD, what did you expect? New guys... |
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I knew someone that would run a hammer mill with all the safeties disabled. It was built by us, and had no safeties by design. that place was so off the wall dangerous that OSHA wouldn't even step inside. As long as well had proper MSDS placards on all products, we were good to go.
He made sure to allways tell me NOT to shut the machine off if he falls in. |
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wow.. what an awful way to go. My condolences to his wife and kids, what a shame
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. If you're gonna be such a <wuss>, go hang out on Good Housekeeping's forum, maybe Women's Wear Daily. GD is neck deep in assholes... with no fucking heart... and that's just how I like it. I come here to laugh, and these guys (and gals) make me laugh... about anything. |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. If you're gonna be such a <wuss>, go hang out on Good Housekeeping's forum, maybe Women's Wear Daily. GD is neck deep in assholes... with no fucking heart... and that's just how I like it. I come here to laugh, and these guys (and gals) make me laugh... about anything. No, GD may be cold, but we're not heartless. 4Chan is heartless. Okay, I'll give you that one. 4Chan takes savagery to a whole other level. Here in GD, we're more like a family. A dysfunctional family... with a drunk dad, and a bi-polar mom hooked on painkillers... but a family none the less. Heck, in 5 minutes of reading here, I can find 18 examples of flat-out idiocy. Then, I'll post something... and suddenly the meter jumps to 19. However... it's all in fun. |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. The man was a father of four. It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s, and , and probably even a fund set up on here for the family. But whatever... The humor here runs on the dark side. You aren't gonna change it, so you may want to learn to appreciate it or go play somewhere else...just sayin' GD requires a thick casing and we all get our turn in the proverbial meat grinder around here. I just feel sick that a working father got the punishment that Casey Anthony deserves. |
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Life goes on, but you guys making jokes are bunch of fucking assholes. If you're gonna be such a <wuss>, go hang out on Good Housekeeping's forum, maybe Women's Wear Daily. GD is neck deep in assholes... with no fucking heart... and that's just how I like it. I come here to laugh, and these guys (and gals) make me laugh... about anything. No, GD may be cold, but we're not heartless. 4Chan is heartless. Okay, I'll give you that one. 4Chan takes savagery to a whole other level. Here in GD, we're more like a family. A dysfunctional family... with a drunk dad, and a bi-polar mom hooked on painkillers... but a family none the less. Heck, in 5 minutes of reading here, I can find 18 examples of flat-out idiocy. Then, I'll post something... and suddenly the meter jumps to 19. However... it's all in fun. Your description of GD reminded me of a song by The Ramones: We're a happy family We're a happy family We're a happy family Me mom and daddy Siting here in Queens Eating refried beans We're in all the magazines Gulpin' down thorazines We ain't got no friends Our troubles never end No Christmas cards to send Daddy likes men Daddy's telling lies Baby's eating flies Mommy's on pills Baby's got the chills I'm friends with the President I'm friends with the Pope We're all making a fortune Selling Daddy's dope |
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snip It could of happened to anybody. If was an arfcom member there would be a few thousand "RIP"s,..snip . No. It couldn't happen to anybody. Ever heard of a "lock out"? There would be more "RIP"s for a member, but it'd still be the GD. |
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Lord when I go please let me go in a way that isn't easily turned in to a punchline! Screw that. When I go, I hope it's in a really fucked up way that has the local cops/firemen/EMS guys laughing their asses off. Seriously though, that sucks. For him, his family, his coworkers, and for the emergency personnel that responded. (We had a very similar job one night. Let me tell you... that shit will stick with you. Our guy lived. But... his career as a juggler was fucking over.) I work fire/EMS and if you can't laugh at some of this shit you won't last long. I bet every party he shows up to now is a total sausage fest. Seriously though that's an awful way to go. Well...then you know. You can laugh all you want... but you can never un-see it. We laugh about the stuff that we will never forget. I don't know. I've only ever worked one call that really shook me up and stuck with me. It's the one I don't laugh about. Really? Just one? Shit... I have a whole mental photo-album that I drag around with me, and every once in awhile, usually when I've had too much to drink, I pull it out and thumb through it. After 19 years, 134 days... I'll be the first to admit that I am a very different person than the dumbass kid who raised his right hand, strapped on a gun, and pinned a stupid little piece of tin to his shirt way back in Bible times. (1990.) (Wouldn't trade a fucking minute of it, though. ) Well I don't have that long in. However I just make it a point not to get emotionally invested in people I work on. I think burn out comes from an inability to remain detached from your patient/victim. I worked with a guy who went to the funerals of patients he lost. One day he did not report for his shift, no call in, nothing so his partner swung by his place to check on him. Shot himself in his garage, no note or anything. I think he let all the bad shit he saw over the years get carried around with him until one day his cup overflowed and the ability to cope with it was lost. I was a brand new EMT with about two months in and the lesson I took from that was not to ever take anything home from the scene with you. |
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015189/Feet-meat-grinder-Gruesome-end-sausage-factory-worker-legs-chewed-horrified-colleagues.html A 26-year-old sausage factory worker suffered a grisly end when he slipped and fell feet first into a meat grinder which chewed off his legs and killed him.
Father-of-four Michael Raper was trapped from the waist down for two excruciating hours after he become entangled in the huge auger at the Bar S Foods plant in Lawton, Oklahoma.
Amid gruesome scenes co-workers watched in horror before frantic emergency workers managed to cut the machine in half and free him.
Upton Sinclair is turning over in his grave. Exactly what I was going to reference too. It's a Jungle I tell ya. I though these kind of things weren't supposed to happen anymore. It's not 1911. |
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Lord when I go please let me go in a way that isn't easily turned in to a punchline! Or if I do, at least let it be g-d hilarious... |
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I always thought that hot dogs and sausage was made with lips and assholes, not legs and toenails.
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Now this guy I can feel sorry for. Poor guy was just trying to do a day's work and got thrown into the meat grinder. What a downer for the family.
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Got a box of Bar S corndogs in the freezer right now Day 1 Whos' in the box ? |
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I'll say it. Dupe.
Ever wonder what's in........ was part of the title. |
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