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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:33:01 AM EDT
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ghille suit
binoculars lube |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:36:43 AM EDT
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When I worked at a grocery store right out of high school, I had a woman come through with KY Jelly, condoms, and cucumbers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The seedless cukes won't get her pregnant, why the rubbers? 
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:39:35 AM EDT
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Wasn't at Walmart, but my boyfriend got sausages, Astroglide, and beer (among a couple other grocery items). The cashier (who happened to be gay) was talking to him about how long it had been since he had a sausage. I about died laughing when he told me about it.
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:41:11 AM EDT
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Soap Toothpaste Bottle of diet pills +1 Also, Deodorant Mirror Comb Add: Glasses (to see themselves) Children's book "I can dress myself" Double down on the deodorant |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:43:04 AM EDT
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Watermellon
Astroglide Rubbers |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:46:37 AM EDT
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My testicles. ...wait, you have three??? 
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:49:24 AM EDT
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True story, when I was a cashier at my Wal-Mart I was working the self check out. People love going through there with items they really don't want others to see. Usually the teenage kids getting rubbers and such, but what they don't know is that I see it all at the podium, in case i have to check ID or have to do an override. So when i saw a guy buy nothing but lube and a GI Joe, I was a little weird-ed out at first, but he left and I said have a good night sir.
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:51:06 AM EDT
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Ski mask
Bag of cheap candy Sledge hammer. 
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:51:50 AM EDT
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lingerie
broom handle prescription of Valtrex |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:51:54 AM EDT
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beer bong
disposable camara enema kit gross.... that's gross......I'm gross |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 6:54:22 AM EDT
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When I worked at a grocery store right out of high school, I had a woman come through with KY Jelly, condoms, and cucumbers. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile The seedless cukes won't get her pregnant, why the rubbers? ribbed for her pleasure
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:00:49 AM EDT
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Gerbil, short section of 1.5 inch diameter pvc tubing, duct tape
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:13:08 AM EDT
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pacifier
Depends Ex-Lax rubber sheets baby oil laxatives |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:14:50 AM EDT
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Motor oil
Plastic construction sheeting Scuba mask Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:20:20 AM EDT
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4 items:
Ammo Beer Gummy Bears (candy for my niece) Natural Born Killers DVD Checked out at sporting goods section due to the ammo and the guy just laughed and said "looks like a fun night". 
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:25:24 AM EDT
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One night after I had gotten a little scuffed up and my hands were bloody I bought: 12 GA. slugs, bandages, and a box of .40
She looked at me like I just murdered someone. |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:29:08 AM EDT
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Orajel
Astroglide cucumbers |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:29:22 AM EDT
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Dang, this is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. You guys are sick but in a good way.
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:30:00 AM EDT
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Customers
Cusotmers Customers All wating in line to check out, seems to freak the cashiers out at my local walmart. |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:32:55 AM EDT
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Cat food
Food dish Rat poison |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:38:43 AM EDT
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Tampons
Midol Chocolate A woman buying that should be treated with extreme caution. |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:41:15 AM EDT
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I was in the checkout line at Food Lion last year, and a woman in front of me had: a bottle of wine a pound jug of vaseline a big bag of carrots The teenage clerk rang it up, smiled, and said "I'm going to YOUR house tonight!" The manager heard him and fired him on the spot. Ragging on kinky customers apparently is not tolerated. She was probably the manager's girlfriend/sister. |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:44:22 AM EDT
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Rat poison
Antifreeze Cat food |
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Posted: 6/18/2011 7:44:23 AM EDT
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I'll answer this the same way I did in a thread years ago...
Their LARGEST pair of white cotton panties Five gallons of vegetable oil Snorkel gear |
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