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Posted: 2/6/2011 9:28:45 AM EDT
Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood?
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Tag. Just cuz I want to come back later for the list of stuff 'only' swingers own.
In other news, weird shit like this makes paying for internet worth it |
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People mistakenly show up at your house looking for the gangbang?
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Wasn't there a thread on here once about the type of flag they put up out front of their house?
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I always heard that leaving the garage door partially open is a sign. None have shown up yet.
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Considering the fact that most of my neighbors are in their 60s or 70s, I really DO NOT want to know if any of them are "swingers."
DO...NOT...WANT. |
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Wasn't there a thread on here once about the type of flag they put up out front of their house? I think its different for different places.. i have heard of white rocks out front, balloon on mailbox, blue porch light, i dont doubt flags can be used. for the record, i do not swing...nor will I ever. |
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Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood? out with it man!!! PICS or GTFO!! We all want to know what to drive around our neighborhoods looking for |
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Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood? There's all manner of swingers in your neighborhood man, didn't you know? That brown house across the street from yours with the college girls in there. You guessed it, bisexual swingers. Why are you posting on here instead of being over there anyway. Jesus man, get over there and lay some pipe!!! Bubba's gonna say, "Screw it, I'm FO'ing" and we're not going to hear from him again. |
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tag for answer. ive heard some things about the couple down the street. shes late 30's, blonde barbie-doll with boob job type...
so whatever the secret objects are... im going to throw some in their yard, and if they dont remove them by midnite, ill invite myself over there |
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Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it.
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Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood? Are you mad that you didn't get an invite to the party? |
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If you are over 30, married, and have a working hot tub, it's a fair bet.
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Sex dungeon? My brother lived across the road from a guy who puts out S&M videos and magazines. He wired the guy's sex dungeon for extra cash. There were always cars coming and going with some very unique people. The guy was on Sally Jesse Raphael's show once talking about the lifestyle. I've never seen it, but my brother said it was freaky down there. |
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Well, a friend of mine told me I am very naieve about the swingers in my neighborhood. She told me that a certain thing my neighbors own is a dead giveaway that they are swinging. So...how does one know without something really obvious that there is swinging going on in the neighborhood? Enough already, spill the beans before some raises the |
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I'm not sure why it would matter if a couple is swinging or not. Let them do what makes them happy.
If you're wondering because you want in on it, just ask. |
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If you are over 30, married, and have a working hot tub, it's a fair bet. Shit, I better tell the wife we are swingers. What is she already knows. |
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An anklet on the wife.
Or, they're hanging out at the B-grade hotel a few miles away that is well known for renting out an entire floor to a group and letting them party in the 80s club attached to the hotel's steakhouse at least one night per month. Its kinda funny, if get on the elevator there will be some random dude just standing there, making sure kids don't go up to the orgy floor by mistake. Kharn |
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I'm not sure why it would matter if a couple is swinging or not. Let them do what makes them happy. If you're wondering because you want in on it, just ask. so how long have you been swinging for ? |
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there used to be a swingers club just up the street from me when I was younger
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I heard there were three couples in my platoon who were into that. One of my buddies said early in the morning on weekends, he'd see other guys wives leaving his neighbors house. His neighbor was a squad leader of ours........
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That was going to be my answer. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it. Don't knock it until you've tried it |
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Most of the people in my neighborhood are over 60 and I do not want to know if they are. I am getting nauseous just thinking about it. Don't knock it until you've tried it Just have to find the right wrinkle. |
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Truck Nutz for doorknockers? Cue the big brass balls doorknocker pic. |
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Sex dungeon? No shit, my good friend's parents moved into a house with a sex attic. Hidden door to lead up to it, the whole room is red. Stage in the center, lights, everything. It is in an affluent neighborhood and they have confirmed this by talking to neighbors. Ha! It's a very large house, and the room is about 30x50 or so. All open, but several small walls to section off certain areas. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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An anklet on the wife. Or, they're hanging out at the B-grade hotel a few miles away that is well known for renting out an entire floor to a group and letting them party in the 80s club attached to the hotel's steakhouse at least one night per month. Its kinda funny, if get on the elevator there will be some random dude just standing there, making sure kids don't go up to the orgy floor by mistake. Kharn An anklet? Those are pretty popular. I am guessing that is not correct. And a hot tub? Damn those are also very popular, no way it makes you a swinger. |
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What I was told was that a firepit was a dead giveaway that the residents are swingers.
there are several in my neighborhood. |
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Just go door to door giving a survey about swinging. You can ask the census folks to include that question in 2020. It'll give ARFcomers another reason to dread the census takers arrival. |
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