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Posted: 10/24/2010 9:50:33 AM EST
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,
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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 10:01:14 AM EST
Nancy = hottie!

Funny movie.

He's going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow over that one.

Heed!!! Pants!
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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 10:01:29 AM EST
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Thats what I"m talking about.

Scottish humor that is. Still waiting for "Nancy" pics.

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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 10:09:26 AM EST
One of my favorites. I love it when the Mom grabs Tony and plants a huge wet one on him.
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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 10:11:12 AM EST
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" You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground."


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The "eccentric Scottish family" part of the movie is hysterical. The "ax murderer" stuff is dumb... it's half a great movie IMHO.
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Awesome movie. Look at the size of his head!
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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 11:43:53 AM EST
Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.

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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 1:13:29 PM EST
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Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.


Ah, beat already.

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Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.
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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 2:20:23 PM EST
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Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.
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Great date movie...sadly Meyers became in need of a humor transplant and no longer makes good ones like this.
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I loved the rod stewart music on the bagpipes
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I remember when it was reviewed by Siskel & Ebert.

IIRC they stated that the movie was terrible, except for the
scenes where Meyers Scottish Family were depicted.

If Meyers wanted the movie to be a home run,
then the entire movie should have been about his Scottish Family.




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Link Posted: 10/24/2010 5:36:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,


No, it's the Scottish humor ... I know ... because I used to be Scottish until I became an American a year ago!!

Mike Myers spent a lot of time in the UK and totally 'gets' the Scottish humor. I do love that film. And of course Nancy Travis was/is hot as hell which helps.

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One of my favorites. I love it when the Mom grabs Tony and plants a huge wet one on him.


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Ned's Atomic Dustbin did a great cover of "Saturday Night" for that film.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 12:17:26 AM EST
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Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.




Nancy Travis wasn't in Doc Hollywood.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Woody Harrelson?






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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 4:57:07 AM EST
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The "eccentric Scottish family" part of the movie is hysterical. The "ax murderer" stuff is dumb... it's half a great movie IMHO.


That sums up the movie. The Scottish Family parts are hilarious but the other is just dumb.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 5:01:54 AM EST

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Originally Posted By BozemanMT:
Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.


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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 9:00:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.




Nancy Travis wasn't in Doc Hollywood.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 6:58:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,


No, it's the Scottish humor ... I know ... because I used to be Scottish until I became an American a year ago!!

Mike Myers spent a lot of time in the UK and totally 'gets' the Scottish humor. I do love that film. And of course Nancy Travis was/is hot as hell which helps.



Well, do tell. I was born and raised an American, just so happens that my namesake and Great-Great-grandfather came here from Scotland.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 7:03:00 PM EST
I am soooo glad I'm not the only one who loves this movie. Mike Myers was a genius before the Austin Power's sequels. My ex thought I was for laughing at this...his effin problem

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Notice that alot of the stuff in this movie was later reconstituted in the Shrek series.

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Still no pictures of Nancy.

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Link Posted: 10/25/2010 7:39:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By photokirk:
Ned's Atomic Dustbin did a great cover of "Saturday Night" for that film.

Yes they did, great band too....that double-bassist sound was brilliant, still like to jam to them.


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Still no pictures of Nancy.


I noticed that also.

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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:47:32 AM EST
Awesome movie. One of my wife and I's favorites.
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No.. The scenes with the friend who has the sensitive police chief are great too. Alan Arkin did a great job in those scenes.
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