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Posted: 10/24/2010 2:50:33 PM
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,
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Posted: 10/24/2010 2:58:46 PM
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartarse!
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:01:14 PM
Nancy = hottie!

Funny movie.

He's going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow over that one.

Heed!!! Pants!
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:01:29 PM
Originally Posted By swingset:
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Thats what I"m talking about.

Scottish humor that is. Still waiting for "Nancy" pics.

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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:03:08 PM
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:04:35 PM
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:09:26 PM
One of my favorites. I love it when the Mom grabs Tony and plants a huge wet one on him.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:11:12 PM
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" You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground."


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Yeah, my most quoted line when concerning my Marine buddies. They mostly concur, especially my son.

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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:30:39 PM
We have a piper dewn.........a piper is dewn.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:36:35 PM
I actually got to meet Mike Myers, and told him, "So I Married An Ax Murderer' is a great film."

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The "eccentric Scottish family" part of the movie is hysterical. The "ax murderer" stuff is dumb... it's half a great movie IMHO.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 3:42:55 PM
Awesome movie. Look at the size of his head!
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Posted: 10/24/2010 4:43:53 PM
Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 6:13:29 PM
Originally Posted By BozemanMT:
Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.


Ah, beat already.

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Posted: 10/24/2010 6:14:03 PM
Pissed in his ocular cavities.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 6:22:24 PM
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Pissed in his ocular cavities.


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Posted: 10/24/2010 7:17:37 PM


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 7:20:23 PM
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 7:28:28 PM
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Posted: 10/24/2010 7:28:54 PM
Great date movie...sadly Meyers became in need of a humor transplant and no longer makes good ones like this.
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Posted: 10/24/2010 7:58:17 PM
I loved the rod stewart music on the bagpipes
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Posted: 10/24/2010 8:05:43 PM


I remember when it was reviewed by Siskel & Ebert.

IIRC they stated that the movie was terrible, except for the
scenes where Meyers Scottish Family were depicted.

If Meyers wanted the movie to be a home run,
then the entire movie should have been about his Scottish Family.




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Posted: 10/24/2010 10:36:38 PM
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,


No, it's the Scottish humor ... I know ... because I used to be Scottish until I became an American a year ago!!

Mike Myers spent a lot of time in the UK and totally 'gets' the Scottish humor. I do love that film. And of course Nancy Travis was/is hot as hell which helps.

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Posted: 10/24/2010 10:54:41 PM
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One of my favorites. I love it when the Mom grabs Tony and plants a huge wet one on him.


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Posted: 10/24/2010 10:55:45 PM
Ned's Atomic Dustbin did a great cover of "Saturday Night" for that film.
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Posted: 10/25/2010 5:17:26 AM
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.




Nancy Travis wasn't in Doc Hollywood.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Woody Harrelson?






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Posted: 10/25/2010 9:57:07 AM
Originally Posted By Ohio_Bill:
The "eccentric Scottish family" part of the movie is hysterical. The "ax murderer" stuff is dumb... it's half a great movie IMHO.


That sums up the movie. The Scottish Family parts are hilarious but the other is just dumb.
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Posted: 10/25/2010 10:01:54 AM

Originally Posted By marcushire:
Originally Posted By BozemanMT:
Hysterically funny movie.

head, pants, now!!!

piper down, we have a piper down!!!

It's got it's own weather system.


Ah, beat already.

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...on his huge pillow.
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By DigDug:
Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:


Where are pic's of Nancy Travis.


She made me feel very funny in Doc Hollywood. Down there.




Nancy Travis wasn't in Doc Hollywood.

Are you sure you aren't thinking of Woody Harrelson?










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Posted: 10/25/2010 11:58:46 PM
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Originally Posted By USMC_Dad:
Not sure if it's the Scottish humor or Nancy Travis that draws me to this movie.

Thinking it is indeed Nancy Travis.

Just saying,,,,,,


No, it's the Scottish humor ... I know ... because I used to be Scottish until I became an American a year ago!!

Mike Myers spent a lot of time in the UK and totally 'gets' the Scottish humor. I do love that film. And of course Nancy Travis was/is hot as hell which helps.



Well, do tell. I was born and raised an American, just so happens that my namesake and Great-Great-grandfather came here from Scotland.

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Posted: 10/26/2010 12:03:00 AM
I am soooo glad I'm not the only one who loves this movie. Mike Myers was a genius before the Austin Power's sequels. My ex thought I was for laughing at this...his effin problem
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Posted: 10/26/2010 12:05:46 AM
Notice that alot of the stuff in this movie was later reconstituted in the Shrek series.
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Posted: 10/26/2010 12:31:10 AM
Still no pictures of Nancy.
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Originally Posted By photokirk:
Ned's Atomic Dustbin did a great cover of "Saturday Night" for that film.

Yes they did, great band too....that double-bassist sound was brilliant, still like to jam to them.


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Posted: 10/26/2010 12:41:50 AM
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Still no pictures of Nancy.


I noticed that also.

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Posted: 10/26/2010 6:47:32 AM
Awesome movie. One of my wife and I's favorites.
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No.. The scenes with the friend who has the sensitive police chief are great too. Alan Arkin did a great job in those scenes.
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With bad 80s hair.
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