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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:14:57 PM
Does chocolate kill raccoons?
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:18:37 PM
Probably only in LARGE quantities....
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:20:17 PM
No, but three week old, rancid cole slaw does
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:23:54 PM
Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
No, but three week old, rancid cole slaw does


Really?
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:24:39 PM

Originally Posted By CRC:
Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
No, but three week old, rancid cole slaw does


Really?

those fuckers eat anything.


WHAT NOW?

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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:26:32 PM
Use your maglight.......


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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:27:54 PM
I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:28:44 PM
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I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave


Lead poisoning works quick.
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:31:49 PM
Originally Posted By CRC:
I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave


Exlax?
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:32:09 PM
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Originally Posted By CRC:
I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave


Lead poisoning works quick.


I like the way you think.
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:32:47 PM

Originally Posted By CRC:
I want to put out some bait to make them sick and
Raccoon has been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.

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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:34:12 PM
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
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I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave


Lead poisoning works quick.


No guns or bows sorry
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:34:59 PM
Originally Posted By joemama74:
Originally Posted By CRC:
I want to put out some bait to make them sick and leave


Exlax?


What should I put it in?

A twinkie?
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:35:07 PM
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No guns or bows sorry


Is live-trapping out?
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:37:35 PM
Originally Posted By theliberating1:

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I want to put out some bait to make them sick and
Raccoon has been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.


Funny guy, RIGHT HERE!!!!
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:38:27 PM
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
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No guns or bows sorry


Is live-trapping out?


Until trapping season, yes

Then I will be putting one out
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:38:38 PM
It has the same effect as crack:

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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:40:32 PM
I usually catch them in my trap, then throw the whole trap into the pond until they drown. Makes cleanup a breeze.
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Posted: 10/13/2010 11:41:48 PM
Originally Posted By CRC:
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Originally Posted By CRC:
No guns or bows sorry


Is live-trapping out?


Until trapping season, yes

Then I will be putting one out


Can you go the animal control route? There's not much season on most varmints in Texas, no idea about other places. I know in the city where I live you can get permission in city limits to trap from Animal Control and they'll even come and remove the critter from the premises. You have to provide your own trap and bait is the only catch.
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Posted: 10/14/2010 12:00:20 AM
They are game animals

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Posted: 10/14/2010 12:09:48 AM
STILL trying to trap mine. Damn.
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Posted: 10/14/2010 12:10:12 AM
Gemtech usually solves my raccoon problem.
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Posted: 10/14/2010 12:22:43 AM
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Why not take some baking chocolate, sweeten it swith some xylitol and see what happens? Just make sure your dog doesn't eat it.




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Posted: 10/14/2010 12:25:46 AM
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A lot of hunters here in Texas swear that Purina Monkey Chow will kill coons without killing other animals. A feedstore will be able to order it.
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