Dem Congressional candidate regrets photos of sucking dildo attached to man's face

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Posted: 10/7/2010 5:53:09 AM EDT

No link for COC reasons, won't be hard to find though:

9 Pictures of a Politician Sucking a Dildo Attached to a Man's Nose

9 Pictures of a Politician Sucking a Dildo Attached to a Man's NoseKrystal Ball dressed as a naughty Santa at a party "right after college." Her then-husband wore a dildo on his nose and leash around his neck. Years later, Krystal decided to run for Congress in Virginia. Guess what happened next?

Krystal Ball is running as a Democrat in Virginia's solidly Republican first district, which means there's no way she'll win. Which is too bad, because how funny would it be if future history books had to include a paragraph about Krystal Ball's Great Dildo-Nosed Reindeer Scandal of 2010 ? Anyway, Krystal's 29 and graduated from UVA in 2003, which puts her squarely in the Facebook generation. So consider these nine pictures—which a right-wing blog dug up—our first glimpse at the coming ludicrous future where all political candidates have caches of embarrassing digital pictures lurking on the internet.

POLITICO (no photos at link)Krystal Ball, a Democratic candidate for Congress in Virginia, is condemning what she calls "sexist" treatment after a Republican blogger in Virginia posted a series of sexually suggestive photos of her from a Christmas party six years ago.

Of course, I am embarrassed by these photos,that was the whole point of these political operatives when they put them up. But more than just embarrassed, I'm angry!," Ball continues. "I'm angry that when we are suffering from high unemployment, record budget deficits and a broken education system, that crass political operatives will resort to the politics of personal destruction when they can't talk about the issues."

The Black Velvet Bruce Li blog that posted the photos, with accompanying sarcastic captions, touts the tagline, "Driving liberals, dhimmis and illegal alien apologists absolutely insane since 2005..."

The internet will be the ruin of thousands of public figures, which is awesome.

Posted: 10/7/2010 5:56:52 AM EDT

[#1]

Her name is Krystal Ball? Porn star turned politician?

Posted: 10/7/2010 5:57:49 AM EDT

[#2]

"Krystal Ball," huh?

Posted: 10/7/2010 5:58:02 AM EDT

[#3]

What kind of libtard pot smoking hippie parents with a last name of "Ball" name a kid "Krystal"?

ETA: Beat x2

ETA2:

From watching Dad’s target practice
in the backyard, his meticulous handling of his firearms, and his work
at Dahlgren, I learned the values and responsibilities of gun ownership
and the important role our military plays in protecting our freedom.

Well, I'll be...

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:00:25 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
What kind of libtard pot smoking hippie parents with a last name of "Ball" name a kid "Krystal"?

ETA: Beat x2

The same type who named their son John B...........last name Goode...a friend from school.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:00:31 AM EDT

[#5]

I've been to a few Christmas parties in my time...but I can't seem to remember any of them that involved people wearing marital aids on their faces.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:01:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Man, GD never fails to disappoint. Just when you think you've seen the last crazy thread title. BAM!

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:04:29 AM EDT

[#7]

Jeez... a couple of pics from an old party? So what?

Then again... ask Meg Whitman about the politics of personal destruction.

ETA: Or Christine O'Donnell

ETA2: Or Sarah Palin

ETA3: Or Nikki Haley

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:07:12 AM EDT

[#8]

she's pretty fucking hot

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:08:22 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:10:56 AM EDT

[#10]

not too much press since it is a D not an R

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:16:01 AM EDT

[#11]

At a christmas party as a gag with her husband at the time? What is the problem?

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Posted: 10/7/2010 6:17:33 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Man, GD never fails to disappoint. Just when you think you've seen the last crazy thread title. BAM!

I was jist thinking the same thing. A boring Thursday on GD, then a commie is blowing a dildo at a party thread.

Amazing.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:19:47 AM EDT

[#13]

The best we have eh?

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:20:11 AM EDT

[#14]

The pictures which Politico is not posting.

Can you imagine if she had been a conservative?

And to all the Palin and whatever bashers, at least they are not commies.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:20:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
The best we have eh?

http://images.politico.com/global/news/101006_krystal_ball_grab_hp_605.jpg

Gawker has the pics. No, I won't link them.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:20:54 AM EDT

[#16]

dammit that is it i am tired of dipshits from my generation. I am foing. I am foing for congress... First i need to blackmail the probable blackmailers from each party that would blackmail me. That way i can run as a gentleman.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:21:17 AM EDT

[#17]

Google her name and you can find pictures of the party. They are pretty tame, and she is pretty hot as well.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:23:16 AM EDT

[#18]

the pics are on gawker.com

nothing special really...

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:23:19 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

she's pretty fucking hot

Word, fairly cute....but liberal. Following GD advice, never stick your dick in crazy.

BUT it might be fun just once

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:23:31 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
At a christmas party as a gag with her husband at the time? What is the problem?

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gag

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:23:40 AM EDT

[#21]

Hmmmmmm tag so I can look for pics after work.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:24:08 AM EDT

[#22]

We have posted pics of Dusty and a dildo PLENTY of times....the ones I saw of Ms Ball are not as bad as that

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:26:53 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
We have posted pics of Dusty and a dildo PLENTY of times....the ones I saw of Ms Ball are not as bad as that

Are dildos against the "CoC?"

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:29:51 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
dammit that is it i am tired of dipshits from my generation. I am foing. I am foing for congress... First i need to blackmail the probable blackmailers from each party that would blackmail me. That way i can run as a gentleman.

Ok, good to here. Here is your first vote.

"VOTE"

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:33:09 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I've been to a few Christmas parties in my time...but I can't seem to remember any of them that involved people wearing marital aids on their faces.

You just havent been to the right ones I guess.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:33:09 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We have posted pics of Dusty and a dildo PLENTY of times....the ones I saw of Ms Ball are not as bad as that

Are dildos against the "CoC?"

Dunno, but thos pics are pretty tame.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:34:10 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
We have posted pics of Dusty and a dildo PLENTY of times....the ones I saw of Ms Ball are not as bad as that

Are dildos against the "CoC?"

Dunno, but thos pics are pretty tame.

its relevant, toss em in.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:34:51 AM EDT

[#28]

Holy shit! I raffed when I saw it! Her political ambitions might be over...

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:40:58 AM EDT

[#29]

Here is miss Ball in all her immature glory.

Mods, if you need to edit or remove these I will gladly do so, didn't see any obvious CoC violations.

This is what the Democrats have to offer for congress.

Let's not post pics of martial aids, please. ~ JW777

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:43:09 AM EDT

[#30]

I just nipped the tip in a couple of them just in case

Censorship needed on that last one. ~ JW777

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:43:14 AM EDT

[#31]

We’ve got an entire generation of attention whores coming into the work/political arena right now. It’s going to fun to sit back and watch the train wreck as their well documented exploits come to light.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:46:50 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Here is miss Ball in all her immature glory.

Mods, if you need to edit or remove these I will gladly do so, didn't see any obvious CoC violations.

This is what the Democrats have to offer for congress.

http://i54.tinypic.com/28b4jz7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/acqrn8.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a7agax.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/vrxzkg.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/50smmr.jpg

not going to lie, I would most definitely do her

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:46:50 AM EDT

[#33]

Looks like an awesome party. Two couples and the lesser douche had to be cameraman? Hopefully that scuttles any misapprehensions about how "Democrats are cooooooler!"

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:51:34 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Word, fairly cute....but liberal. Following GD advice, never stick your dick nose dildo in crazy.

Fixed it for you

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:52:47 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Here is miss Ball in all her immature glory.

Mods, if you need to edit or remove these I will gladly do so, didn't see any obvious CoC violations.

This is what the Democrats have to offer for congress.

http://i54.tinypic.com/28b4jz7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/acqrn8.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a7agax.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/vrxzkg.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/50smmr.jpg

not going to lie, I would most definitely do her

Never stick it in the crazy.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:53:42 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Looks like an awesome party. Two couples and the lesser douche had to be cameraman? Hopefully that scuttles any misapprehensions about how "Democrats are cooooooler!"

Looks like they had a good time... I don't really see the big deal.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:55:18 AM EDT

[#37]

see my sig ..

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:56:27 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Here is miss Ball in all her immature glory.

Mods, if you need to edit or remove these I will gladly do so, didn't see any obvious CoC violations.

This is what the Democrats have to offer for congress.

http://i54.tinypic.com/28b4jz7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/acqrn8.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a7agax.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/vrxzkg.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/50smmr.jpg

not going to lie, I would most definitely do her

Never stick it in the crazy.

no, never date the crazy, hit it and quit it

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:56:54 AM EDT

[#39]

IBTL

She looks like a naughty elf.

I would SIIHPAPP

time to fo....

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:57:17 AM EDT

[#40]

This would be my #4 favorite thread title in my short time here.

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Posted: 10/7/2010 6:58:52 AM EDT

[#41]

I'd hit it.

Posted: 10/7/2010 6:59:30 AM EDT

[#42]

I wonder if she has a brother named Harry?

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:00:12 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
the pics are on gawker.com

nothing special really...

Yep, pretty tame, just looks like some early-twenty-somethings goofing off at a party.

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:03:17 AM EDT

[#44]

She wasn't running back then and it was like 6 years ago. I'd give her a pass.

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:05:26 AM EDT

[#45]

yeah it is not a crack pipe over whores marion barry, and he got elected again.

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:05:40 AM EDT

[#46]

Okie dokie....edited out the uncensored pics. Let's try to make sure that "Rudolph's" nose there doesn't show back up in an uncensored form, ok?

Also, why does she look evil when she smiles?

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:06:51 AM EDT

[#47]

bet she's crazy in the sack

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:11:38 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Here is miss Ball in all her immature glory.

Mods, if you need to edit or remove these I will gladly do so, didn't see any obvious CoC violations.

This is what the Democrats have to offer for congress.

http://i54.tinypic.com/28b4jz7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/acqrn8.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a7agax.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/vrxzkg.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/50smmr.jpg

not going to lie, I would most definitely do her

Never stick it in the crazy.

look at her eyes.. pure crazy right there!

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:13:21 AM EDT

[#49]

Rudolf the red nosed dildo...had a very stubby nose
and if you ever saw it...you would see his krystal balls
all of the other libtards...used to laugh and call him names
now he is a famous webtard...while his party goes up in flames

then one foggy November eve Obama came to say
Rudolf with your dick so small...is it like throwing a hotdog down a hall?
Then all the libtards lost it...giving the Republicans power
They never let Obama stay in office another hour

I know lame..but im bored at work

Posted: 10/7/2010 7:13:52 AM EDT

[#50]

I'll run for President in 2032 and I will most likely win for the sole fact that I have no stupid pics or videos out there.

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