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pavlovwolf
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OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.
retgarr
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Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness
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Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-
"Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of man will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint."

-Alexander Hamilton

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Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)
"Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of man will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice without constraint."

-Alexander Hamilton

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Posted: 5/28/2010 9:57:52 PM EST
still a failure at bullet catching
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Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.


Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

Chevrolet - Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time.
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Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-


Backwards.

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

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Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb

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Frame
Off
Rusted
Dihatsu

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Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

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Found
On
Retards
Driveway

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Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill

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Who wants to do Pontiac?
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In before the Pontiac one
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Pontiac- poor old Nigerian thinks it's a Cadillac.
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Buick

Big
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we just did this
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1045027

IROC
Italian
retard
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Originally Posted By TheGerman: We Germans are good at 3 things. Beer, cars and guns.
It's always just a matter of time before we all get drunk, grab our guns and decide to make a road trip.
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FORD- Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Backwards- Driver Returned On Foot
CombatMP
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Can
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Rattle
On
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Extended
Trips
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IROC- I race on credit. That's what we called them we we took their money.
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Just
Empty
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Pocket

Many
Odd
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Arranged
Ridiculously

Cheap
Hardly
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Virtually
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Wow, the Kenyan scam makes those Nigerian scams look pretty weak.-alexander_inbitchkin
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Just
Everyone's
Else's
Parts

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Move
Over
Power
Approaching
Rapidly

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Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

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Bring
Money
With

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Blinkers
Might
Work

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Most
Always
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Varying
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Often

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(I am full of this shit)
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Fat Overweight Redneck Driver
Fucking Idiot Assembled This
(Backwards) Damn Rig's On Fire
Car Hit, Exploded Violently, Ralph Opines Loudly, Election Thrown - Okay, I tried...I could not get E and T to turn out dammit..
Poor Old Retard's Small Cock Has ED
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BMW = Break My Windows
FORD = First On Race Day
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H - High
M - Maintenance
M - Money
W - Wasting
V - Vehicle


Free Rodent!
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Freiheit Uber Alles!

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Posted: 5/29/2010 2:13:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.



I always heard this as Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
captainpooby
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IROC= I Reek Of Cologne

All the Italians used to own them in Toronto.
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F-Fits
I-In
A-A
T-Toilet

A-All
M-Miscellaneous
C-Components

Pooby nailed my favorite

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Posted: 5/29/2010 3:05:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dave_A:

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)


Why to the british drink warm beer?



Lucas wired all of their refrigerators
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Posted: 5/29/2010 3:18:22 AM EST
Pretty much all the ones I've heard have been posted.
We were fond of the saying, "A MOPAR is a SLOW CAR"

(in before someone posts a pic of a classic hemi-cuda with some steroided out engine)
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Gods Moving Company

Gas Tires and Oil

Get Turned On

Garbage Truck Option
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F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge

all I got

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General
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Ford - For Old Retired dudes - Fucking Oil Really Drips - Firestone Outfitted Road Debris ( Back when the explorers were rolling )

MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing - Most Often Parked Awaiting Repairs .

BMW - Bavarian Manure Wagon - Break My Wallet - Bring More Wrenches

Audi - Always Unusual Design Incompetence - Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive .

HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again .

TOYOTA - This One You Oughta Tow Away .

Yeah ....... Whatever
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Beat
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Flipped
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Mopar = Most Original Parts Replaced

GMC = Greatest Mistake Created

Ford = F'n Old Rusty Dodge

AMC = Almost a Motor Car

GM = God's Mistake

This 21st century depression is brought to you by the Clinton admistration and Obama supporters like you.

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Fuck It, Arfcom Time !
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Cheap
Heap
Every
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