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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 5/28/2010 10:51:50 PM EDT
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:04 PM EDT
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:17 PM EDT
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 10:57:04 PM EDT by Dave_A]

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:57:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:58:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.


Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

Chevrolet - Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:00:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 11:04:06 PM EDT by -RotorDemon-]
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-


Backwards.

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

––-

Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb

––-

Frame
Off
Rusted
Dihatsu

––––

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

––––

Found
On
Retards
Driveway

––––-

Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill

––––-
Who wants to do Pontiac?
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:02:48 PM EDT
In before the Pontiac one
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:05:12 PM EDT
Pontiac- poor old Nigerian thinks it's a Cadillac.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:05:30 PM EDT
Buick

Big
Ugly
Indestructible
Car
Killer
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:06:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 11:10:06 PM EDT by www-glock19-com]
we just did this
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1045027

IROC
Italian
retard
out
cruising
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:08:46 PM EDT
FORD- Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Backwards- Driver Returned On Foot
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:13:16 PM EDT
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:18:20 PM EDT
IROC- I race on credit. That's what we called them we we took their money.
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:00:10 AM EDT
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Many
Odd
Parts
Arranged
Ridiculously

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Everytime
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:15:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2010 12:18:31 AM EDT by -RotorDemon-]
Just
Everyone's
Else's
Parts

––––

Move
Over
Power
Approaching
Rapidly

––––

Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

––––-

Bring
Money
With

––––-

Blinkers
Might
Work

––––-

Most
Always
Zipping
Dangerously
Along

––––-

Varying
Oil
Leaks
Very
Often

––––-

(I am full of this shit)
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:40:41 AM EDT
Fat Overweight Redneck Driver
Fucking Idiot Assembled This
(Backwards) Damn Rig's On Fire
Car Hit, Exploded Violently, Ralph Opines Loudly, Election Thrown - Okay, I tried...I could not get E and T to turn out dammit..
Poor Old Retard's Small Cock Has ED
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:17:03 AM EDT
BMW = Break My Windows
FORD = First On Race Day
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:38:14 AM EDT
H - High
M - Maintenance
M - Money
W - Wasting
V - Vehicle


Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:57:18 AM EDT
Microscopic
Incredibly
Nimble
Imp
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:10:00 AM EDT
Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Drivable
And
Inexpensive.


I drive a Hyundai Tiburon.
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:13:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.



I always heard this as Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:18:23 AM EDT
IROC= I Reek Of Cologne

All the Italians used to own them in Toronto.
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:55:49 AM EDT
F-Fits
I-In
A-A
T-Toilet

A-All
M-Miscellaneous
C-Components

Pooby nailed my favorite

I'm showing my age
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:05:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Dave_A:

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)


Why to the british drink warm beer?



Lucas wired all of their refrigerators
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:18:22 AM EDT
Pretty much all the ones I've heard have been posted.
We were fond of the saying, "A MOPAR is a SLOW CAR"

(in before someone posts a pic of a classic hemi-cuda with some steroided out engine)
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:30:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/29/2010 4:31:27 AM EDT by wpnmkr]


Gods Moving Company

Gas Tires and Oil

Get Turned On

Garbage Truck Option
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 5:10:17 AM EDT
F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge

all I got

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 5:14:04 AM EDT
Old
Lady
Drives
Slow,
Maybe
Off
Dock
Into
Lake
Erie

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 5:27:24 AM EDT
General
Messa
Crap
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 7:02:22 AM EDT
Ford - For Old Retired dudes - Fucking Oil Really Drips - Firestone Outfitted Road Debris ( Back when the explorers were rolling )

MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing - Most Often Parked Awaiting Repairs .

BMW - Bavarian Manure Wagon - Break My Wallet - Bring More Wrenches

Audi - Always Unusual Design Incompetence - Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive .

HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again .

TOYOTA - This One You Oughta Tow Away .

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 7:11:20 AM EDT
Beat
My
Wife
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 7:19:43 AM EDT
Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:49:46 PM EDT
Mopar = Most Original Parts Replaced

GMC = Greatest Mistake Created

Ford = F'n Old Rusty Dodge

AMC = Almost a Motor Car

GM = God's Mistake

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:55:26 PM EDT
Boring
Marin
Wheels
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:00:02 PM EDT
Fuck It, Arfcom Time !
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:04:53 PM EDT
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Trip
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