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2/23/2017 5:55:53 PM
Posted: 5/28/2010 9:51:50 PM EST
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:56:04 PM EST
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:56:17 PM EST
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:56:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 9:57:04 PM EST by Dave_A]

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:57:52 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:58:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By pavlovwolf:
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.


Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

Chevrolet - Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:00:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 10:04:06 PM EST by -RotorDemon-]
Originally Posted By Dave_A:
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-


Backwards.

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

––-

Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb

––-

Frame
Off
Rusted
Dihatsu

––––

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

––––

Found
On
Retards
Driveway

––––-

Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill

––––-
Who wants to do Pontiac?
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:02:48 PM EST
In before the Pontiac one
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:05:12 PM EST
Pontiac- poor old Nigerian thinks it's a Cadillac.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:05:30 PM EST
Buick

Big
Ugly
Indestructible
Car
Killer
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:06:32 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 10:10:06 PM EST by www-glock19-com]
we just did this
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1045027

IROC
Italian
retard
out
cruising
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:08:46 PM EST
FORD- Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Backwards- Driver Returned On Foot
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:13:16 PM EST
Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 10:18:20 PM EST
IROC- I race on credit. That's what we called them we we took their money.
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:00:10 PM EST
Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Many
Odd
Parts
Arranged
Ridiculously

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Everytime
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:15:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/28/2010 11:18:31 PM EST by -RotorDemon-]
Just
Everyone's
Else's
Parts

––––

Move
Over
Power
Approaching
Rapidly

––––

Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

––––-

Bring
Money
With

––––-

Blinkers
Might
Work

––––-

Most
Always
Zipping
Dangerously
Along

––––-

Varying
Oil
Leaks
Very
Often

––––-

(I am full of this shit)
Link Posted: 5/28/2010 11:40:41 PM EST
Fat Overweight Redneck Driver
Fucking Idiot Assembled This
(Backwards) Damn Rig's On Fire
Car Hit, Exploded Violently, Ralph Opines Loudly, Election Thrown - Okay, I tried...I could not get E and T to turn out dammit..
Poor Old Retard's Small Cock Has ED
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:17:03 AM EST
BMW = Break My Windows
FORD = First On Race Day
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:38:14 AM EST
H - High
M - Maintenance
M - Money
W - Wasting
V - Vehicle


Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:57:18 AM EST
Microscopic
Incredibly
Nimble
Imp
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:10:00 AM EST
Hope
You
Understand
Nothing's
Drivable
And
Inexpensive.


I drive a Hyundai Tiburon.
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:13:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.



I always heard this as Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:18:23 AM EST
IROC= I Reek Of Cologne

All the Italians used to own them in Toronto.
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:55:49 AM EST
F-Fits
I-In
A-A
T-Toilet

A-All
M-Miscellaneous
C-Components

Pooby nailed my favorite

I'm showing my age
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:05:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dave_A:

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)


Why to the british drink warm beer?



Lucas wired all of their refrigerators
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:18:22 AM EST
Pretty much all the ones I've heard have been posted.
We were fond of the saying, "A MOPAR is a SLOW CAR"

(in before someone posts a pic of a classic hemi-cuda with some steroided out engine)
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:30:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/29/2010 3:31:27 AM EST by wpnmkr]


Gods Moving Company

Gas Tires and Oil

Get Turned On

Garbage Truck Option
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:10:17 AM EST
F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge

all I got

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:14:04 AM EST
Old
Lady
Drives
Slow,
Maybe
Off
Dock
Into
Lake
Erie

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 4:27:24 AM EST
General
Messa
Crap
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 6:02:22 AM EST
Ford - For Old Retired dudes - Fucking Oil Really Drips - Firestone Outfitted Road Debris ( Back when the explorers were rolling )

MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing - Most Often Parked Awaiting Repairs .

BMW - Bavarian Manure Wagon - Break My Wallet - Bring More Wrenches

Audi - Always Unusual Design Incompetence - Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive .

HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again .

TOYOTA - This One You Oughta Tow Away .

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 6:11:20 AM EST
Beat
My
Wife
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 6:19:43 AM EST
Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:49:46 PM EST
Mopar = Most Original Parts Replaced

GMC = Greatest Mistake Created

Ford = F'n Old Rusty Dodge

AMC = Almost a Motor Car

GM = God's Mistake

Link Posted: 5/29/2010 12:55:26 PM EST
Boring
Marin
Wheels
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:00:02 PM EST
Fuck It, Arfcom Time !
Link Posted: 5/29/2010 1:04:53 PM EST
Cheap
Heap
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Trip
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