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Posted: 5/28/2010 9:51:50 PM EST
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.

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Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:56:04 PM EST
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness
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Link Posted: 5/28/2010 9:56:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)
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OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.


Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

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Backwards.

Driver
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On
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Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb

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Frame
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Dihatsu

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Fucked
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In before the Pontiac one

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we just did this
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1045027

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Just
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Move
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Bring
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Link Posted: 5/29/2010 2:13:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By -RotorDemon-:

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.



I always heard this as Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

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Link Posted: 5/29/2010 3:05:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Dave_A:

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)


Why to the british drink warm beer?



Lucas wired all of their refrigerators
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Pretty much all the ones I've heard have been posted.
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MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing - Most Often Parked Awaiting Repairs .

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