Heehee you kidding me? I wouldn't wish that upon anyone!
While the code is pretty clean and easy to follow, 1) I would never share it!!! MUHAHAHAHA, and 2) you'll have to wait just like everyone else... I know it wouldn't take much to do, but when you have a laundry list 3 pages long, it's going to have to keep.
I've been doing this about the same length of time now (both SQL and asp) but other things as well. Java, C++, CGI, Perl (omg those were the days of hell!), and so on... I got it covered, just when there's so much to do and I get a bit tired I try to do too much too quick and either leave things out or forget to test them, or forget to pull out debug code (embarrassing) and so on.
Trying to support a bulletin board software ALONE is a full time job, throw in the rest of the things, memberships, mail server, people asking questions, emails, content, etc and you'd wanna shoot yourself too!!!
Oh and if I had the time I would hang on your site too... I have about 400+ DVDs (haven't counted in a while) and always adding more!