1 is epic LAWL for the stupid trendy crap that looks like it was inspired by LimpBizkit. 1 also ruined Michelle Rodriguez for me because of the "mmmmmeeeeeoooorrrrrwww" line
2 is holy crap bad. Ugliest female asian on the planet yelling "smack dat ass" sums it up.
3 is good for around 5 minutes total with the garage scenes that show the asian Scene Chicks.
4 isnt bad. Hello Gal Gadot, will you please ride my face as a saddle.
5, holy crap wait, did we just find out that 2 is after 5? Holy cow. Also Gal Gadot's perfect skinny ass shows up in a bikini and suddenly the world makes more sense to me. She can definitely make a saddle out of my face because I have absolute faith that the gap smells of peaches and strawberries. We find out that the lezbro Meeeeeorrrroow Rodriguez is still alive.
6, more smelling what the rock is cooking(hgh is what) but hey it works. Solid action film. Most important fact is Gal Gadot dies at the end of 25+ mile air strip plane/car chase scene.
I own all the movies and have a 130 inch big screen movie theater in the garage. I will be watching every single guilty pleasure one of the movies in preparation for F7. May have buddies over to try to do a marathon but I have 28 hours of overtime I have done this week and 56 scheduled for next week.
Damn movie will be on DVD before I get to see it.