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So it needs forklifts remove the chicks add beer / dead dogs bring out bolt face logo and I used the 20 rounds so it wouldn't cover the logo but they weren't big enough for y'all. Lol
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Originally Posted By M82Assault:
FIRST PICTURE MOST HARAM WITH AMERICAN WHOREFACE ON SHOWING WHORESKIN. THIS PICTURE MOST HALAL. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=45917 The Wreker. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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needs more fake boobs
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"I would do a backflip while rubbing my nipples if he would name Paul Ryan as running mate."
-DuraToTheMax |
Applied to platoon on Battlelog
GT: pantis |
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"This isn't Vietnam, OP. We have rules here"
A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it. |
"The pain of discipline is far less than the pain of regret"
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
something like this.... http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/230/b/8/sexy_battlefield_3_wallpaper_by_k3nny94-d5bhhhk.png http://images7.alphacoders.com/293/293932.jpg http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pic-1.jpg with this https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRH1O_iyHqoVto6YXd9cFYFZUajkDp7riRbcHyu3Q7wRbazwcAh https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_tGysVAy5y6h_yAxqHakOtdYTFcf0ZMFF1bYtXdo_Q4IEnDS9 and anything else you wanna throw in Here's the best I could do with my meager Mac photo editing, someone improve upon it. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Hey guys. I play BF3 quite a bit and I have premium but I'm deaf and can't use headsets. Can I still play with you guys when your server's populated?
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Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Hey guys. I play BF3 quite a bit and I have premium but I'm deaf and can't use headsets. Can I still play with you guys when your server's populated? Sure, just make sure you have the AR15 tag on so we don't switch you when balancing teams. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Hey guys. I play BF3 quite a bit and I have premium but I'm deaf and can't use headsets. Can I still play with you guys when your server's populated? Sure, just make sure you have the AR15 tag on so we don't switch you when balancing teams. Balancing teams??? Every time we have a team full of AR15 tags we get our asses kicked... |
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Proud Member of "Ranstad's Militia"
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Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Hey guys. I play BF3 quite a bit and I have premium but I'm deaf and can't use headsets. Can I still play with you guys when your server's populated? Sure, just make sure you have the AR15 tag on so we don't switch you when balancing teams. Balancing teams??? Every time we have a team full of AR15 tags we get our asses kicked... You're always playing MoH, so how would you know? |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Originally Posted By ShaneA319:
Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Hey guys. I play BF3 quite a bit and I have premium but I'm deaf and can't use headsets. Can I still play with you guys when your server's populated? Sure, just make sure you have the AR15 tag on so we don't switch you when balancing teams. Balancing teams??? Every time we have a team full of AR15 tags we get our asses kicked... You're always playing MoH, so how would you know? Pffff.... Flyboy. Just because the real men realized just how good MoH is and you'd rather be on birds of prey or whatevah. And I'm hoping BF takes a few ideas from MoH for BF4! I would love to see a Dice/Danger Close teamup! |
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Proud Member of "Ranstad's Militia"
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Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Pffff.... Flyboy. Just because the real men realized just how good MoH is and you'd rather be on birds of prey or whatevah. And I'm hoping BF takes a few ideas from MoH for BF4! I would love to see a Dice/Danger Close teamup! So... Medal of BattleDuty 87? |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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MOH is for the helen kellers of the world who enjoy watching men get lathered up in canola oil
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"The pain of discipline is far less than the pain of regret"
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
MOH is for the helen kellers of the world who enjoy watching men get lathered up in canola oil Does not compute |
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I'd rather masturbate with broken glass and hand sanitizer in the needle pit from Saw while watching the Rosie O'donnell/Oprah version of "2 girls, 1 cup"
-SecretSquirell Member of Team Ranstad |
Originally Posted By Freyr:
Originally Posted By staringback05:
MOH is for the helen kellers of the world who enjoy watching men get lathered up in canola oil Does not compute it does...its the derp of the situation that is the meaning... |
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"The pain of discipline is far less than the pain of regret"
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Originally Posted By M82Assault:
FIRST PICTURE MOST HARAM WITH AMERICAN WHOREFACE ON SHOWING WHORESKIN. THIS PICTURE MOST HALAL. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=45917 YES!!! |
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Originally Posted By Wrek:
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
FIRST PICTURE MOST HARAM WITH AMERICAN WHOREFACE ON SHOWING WHORESKIN. THIS PICTURE MOST HALAL. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=45917 YES!!! I stole the forklift picture from your thread. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Pffff.... Flyboy. Just because the real men realized just how good MoH is and you'd rather be on birds of prey or whatevah. And I'm hoping BF takes a few ideas from MoH for BF4! I would love to see a Dice/Danger Close teamup! So... Medal of BattleDuty 87? Whatever it takes... You just hate that you actually have to work to get into the attack choppah in MoH, Bulletbob Spongepants! |
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Proud Member of "Ranstad's Militia"
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Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By Wrek:
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
FIRST PICTURE MOST HARAM WITH AMERICAN WHOREFACE ON SHOWING WHORESKIN. THIS PICTURE MOST HALAL. http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=45917 YES!!! I stole the forklift picture from your thread. I noticed. It literally made me LOL. |
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Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By bullofspadez:
Pffff.... Flyboy. Just because the real men realized just how good MoH is and you'd rather be on birds of prey or whatevah. And I'm hoping BF takes a few ideas from MoH for BF4! I would love to see a Dice/Danger Close teamup! So... Medal of BattleDuty 87? Whatever it takes... You just hate that you actually have to work to get into the attack choppah in MoH, Bulletbob Spongepants! The few times I've gotten the attack chopper in MoH, it sucked. It feels like I'm moving around suspended by overhead cables, and I can't hit or see shit. |
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I am going to try and get on today
Look for gamertag: pantis |
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"This isn't Vietnam, OP. We have rules here"
A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it. |
What game mode do you guys usually play?
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"This isn't Vietnam, OP. We have rules here"
A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it. |
Originally Posted By bantis:
What game mode do you guys usually play? Usually conquest on the more vehicle oriented maps. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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"The pain of discipline is far less than the pain of regret"
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Whoever shot my helicopter down while I was practicing hovering and moving around on an empty server is a dick.
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuA5p_J__JrcNxtxsp3m-zPd8YWYIgzH5bhrvghanIEL8CFzYD wherever these are allowed If you see this guy in a tank, just go ahead and kill yourself. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Whoever shot my helicopter down while I was practicing hovering and moving around on an empty server is a dick. Name? |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Originally Posted By ShaneA319:
Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Whoever shot my helicopter down while I was practicing hovering and moving around on an empty server is a dick. Name? I forget. I didn't care and a game started soon after since a few people jumped on and joined us. |
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Originally Posted By ShaneA319:
Originally Posted By staringback05:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuA5p_J__JrcNxtxsp3m-zPd8YWYIgzH5bhrvghanIEL8CFzYD wherever these are allowed If you see this guy in a tank, just go ahead and kill yourself. if you are riding with this guy in a chopper....go ahead and kill yourself lol...."da fuck? the crane, really?" |
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"The pain of discipline is far less than the pain of regret"
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuA5p_J__JrcNxtxsp3m-zPd8YWYIgzH5bhrvghanIEL8CFzYD wherever these are allowed I'm M82Assault, and I approve of this flamethrower/hate projector. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By staringback05:
Originally Posted By ShaneA319:
Originally Posted By staringback05:
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuA5p_J__JrcNxtxsp3m-zPd8YWYIgzH5bhrvghanIEL8CFzYD wherever these are allowed If you see this guy in a tank, just go ahead and kill yourself. if you are riding with this guy in a chopper....go ahead and kill yourself lol...."da fuck? the crane, really?" It's usually a tree or a rock. Shane thinks that they're both super-magnets. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By Wrek:
I was watching Piers Morgan vs. Ben Shapiro earlier and felt compelled to make this. http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv145/timetravelinwRek/ThisisAmerica.jpg Fucking LOL. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By Wrek: I was watching Piers Morgan vs. Ben Shapiro earlier and felt compelled to make this. http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv145/timetravelinwRek/ThisisAmerica.jpg That is awesome! |
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"This isn't Vietnam, OP. We have rules here"
A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it. |
So I started an official Bird of Steel thread...
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"The pilot with the most experience will whip your ass no matter what you're flying." - Chuck Yeager
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Originally Posted By TangoNoob:
Whoever shot my helicopter down while I was practicing hovering and moving around on an empty server is a dick. The same exact thing happened to me this afternoon. So much for practicing |
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Originally Posted By skywarp989: Originally Posted By TangoNoob: Whoever shot my helicopter down while I was practicing hovering and moving around on an empty server is a dick. The same exact thing happened to me this afternoon. So much for practicing Might have been me was it pantis? |
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"This isn't Vietnam, OP. We have rules here"
A gun, like any other source of power, is a force for either good or evil, being neither in itself, but dependent upon those who possess it. |
Anyone else on?
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Hey fellas, I found this server and had a good time playing, if only for one session. Getting back into this game again.
So how do I talk to you dudes? I tried team, squad, and nothing and still couldn't figure it out. My gamertag is crowandcoyote. Feel free to add me. |
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Don't Give Up the Ship
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Originally Posted By TitusAndronicus:
Hey fellas, I found this server and had a good time playing, if only for one session. Getting back into this game again. So how do I talk to you dudes? I tried team, squad, and nothing and still couldn't figure it out. My gamertag is crowandcoyote. Feel free to add me. We're usually in a party... if you run the AR15 tag I'm usually pretty good about sending out party invites. |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By TitusAndronicus:
Hey fellas, I found this server and had a good time playing, if only for one session. Getting back into this game again. So how do I talk to you dudes? I tried team, squad, and nothing and still couldn't figure it out. My gamertag is crowandcoyote. Feel free to add me. We're almost always in a party, add a few of us to your friends list so you can join. ETA: Damnit, beat by the ginger. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp.
The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. |
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"The pilot with the most experience will whip your ass no matter what you're flying." - Chuck Yeager
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Originally Posted By FTAggie:
Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp. The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. Killerbobby is that you? |
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"I would do a backflip while rubbing my nipples if he would name Paul Ryan as running mate."
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Originally Posted By louisianarebel:
Originally Posted By FTAggie:
Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp. The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. Killerbobby is that you? You think bobby could articulate something like that? Just kidding bobby. |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Originally Posted By FTAggie:
Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp. The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. Holy shit, ban assault banhammers, for the scrubs! |
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This thread sailed across the edge of the map where it's marked "Here Be Dragons", landed on the shore of a far, distant country, and planted the flag of a new, strange nation all its own... - R-S
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Originally Posted By ShaneA319: Originally Posted By louisianarebel: Originally Posted By FTAggie: [snip] Killerbobby is that you? You think bobby could articulate something like that? Just kidding bobby. Hahaha |
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"The pilot with the most experience will whip your ass no matter what you're flying." - Chuck Yeager
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Originally Posted By FTAggie:
Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp. The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. I'm still kinda about that sonuvabitch sending me all of those fucking love notes... My one and only response to his was, "lol._pwned"...... That's when the lol's began.... |
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Originally Posted By FTAggie:
Stryker probably got a few angry messages tonight -- one of which I'm sure will be amusing. The late-night Sunday games seemed to all have an especially high amount of derp. The most explosive incident involved a level 100 fellow named flyinEwok. Guy was good at jets, I won't deny that. However he jacked one of our jets and spent the rest of his time passing back and forth killing the remaining jet on the carrier deck. BerettaM9Shooter shot him down with the C-RAM and the furry little jackass felt the need to send Beretta some trash talk about needing the C-RAM to kill him. I, as the only admin on the server at the time, obliged by banning the sack of crap. Poor Beretta then got a stream of voice messages accusing him of breaking the rules, claiming that he banned Beretta from 15 different servers, and declaring that he'd file a complaint with the server owner. I believe Beretta got six voice messages before he blocked communications. We also had a problem with several guys who straight up camped the Russian spawn on Oman, three of which were level 100. I didn't kick the level 100 guys, though I really wanted to pull the nuclear option right before they won. I did kick a couple guys who were sniping into the base even though they didn't own all the flags. One came back and sent me a message asking why. I explained and he denied it. He was doing the same thing about 10 minutes later. The other didn't have a chance to get back in before it ended. Also banned a guy who was team killing in the spawn on metro after that team got backed up. Accidentally banned a second guy in the same game when the scoreboard jumped right before I banned the first guy. Wait, why didn't you just jump in a jet and use your awesome piloting skills against him? |
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I've found the best way to meet girls is to wait in a bush and hit them with rocks. It worked for me in elementary school. -DancesWithForklifts (aka: Wrek)
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Add to that, I also filed a complaint against him via XBL..... I dunno how seriously those things get looked at though...
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