Malort thread in GD

alphajaguars #6packclub Joined Jan 2001 Posts 280681 EE 100% (28) USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 12:22:16 AM EDT This has been in the Bad Idea Bar, so I know most of you weird fuckers have had some. Hit it!
	Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER Proud FFA member - Future Felons of Amerika

boobaloo Joined Jan 2020 Posts 124 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 12:58:34 AM EDT [#1] I brought 5 bottles to east 8

HDLS Member Joined Sep 2013 Posts 22230 EE 100% (32) CA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 5:04:35 AM EDT [#2] It's......bad

alphajaguars #6packclub Joined Jan 2001 Posts 280702 EE 100% (28) USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 10:38:25 AM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By boobaloo: I brought 5 bottles to east 8 View Quote That's where I had my first experience with it
	Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER Proud FFA member - Future Felons of Amerika

southerncross Citizen Joined May 2008 Posts 11070 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 11:22:23 AM EDT [Last Edit: southerncross] [#4] I do not prefer it. The North Korean Billberry Bog liquor and the Armenian Death brandy were far better.
	This too shall pass

nvgeologist Ablative Pointman Joined Mar 2008 Posts 9711 EE 100% (3) NV, USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 11:27:51 AM EDT [#5] Time to fight your dad! I've got a bottle and a half in my cache right now.
	COOTIES RAT SEMON

ORjeepguy Formerly, icrpdmeself. Joined Dec 2008 Posts 8430 EE 100% (75) OR, USA	Posted: 2/28/2021 11:27:32 PM EDT [#6] Kai made me try it at classic Me: takes swig. That's not bad Kai: wait for it Me:
	I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."

HDLS Member Joined Sep 2013 Posts 22247 EE 100% (32) CA, USA	Posted: 3/1/2021 1:26:41 PM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By ORjeepguy: Kai made me try it at classic Me: takes swig. That's not bad Kai: wait for it Me: View Quote Boobaloo introduced me to it at ATF C Store BBQ.

keeperofthedew Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 3469 EE 100% (22) IL, USA	Posted: 3/2/2021 2:28:36 AM EDT [#8] It's from Chicago and therefore inherently terrible. But like, actually terrible too.
	“The desire for safety stands against every great and noble enterprise.” ? Tacitus

PeepEater Norcal codename: The Marksman Joined Dec 2009 Posts 43965 EE 100% (2) USA	Posted: 3/6/2021 12:34:00 AM EDT [#9] I'm more of a Super Cola Vodka fan.
	"Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice; it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions and will receive praise or blame for them." -Hayek

doubleclaw The_ACUnicorn Joined Jan 2004 Posts 9093 EE 100% (182) TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2021 8:58:21 PM EDT [#10] "It's not good."
	The Harmony of the Pen and the Sword

southerncross Ugly Duckling Joined May 2008 Posts 12132 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 9/2/2021 9:38:11 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By AKengineer: I'm more of a Super Cola Vodka fan. View Quote Same. I'm not "tape a bottle to each hand" in love with it, but I drank it more than once without anybody trying to make me. I've had 3 pulls of Malort in my life and all of them were equally terrible.
	I peed in your pool

aswrg7 Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 2957 EE 100% (20) MO, USA	Posted: 12/3/2021 1:13:04 AM EDT [#12] I rank it roughly equal to Filipino coconut moonshine, in the "worst shit I've ever tried to drink " category.
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alphajaguars American Pioneer Corps NC Joined Jan 2001 Posts 297724 EE 100% (28) NC, USA	Posted: 12/3/2021 8:33:43 AM EDT [#13] Attached File
	Did you just assume my anatomy? - Cowbell No Tyrant has ever found itself guilty of tyranny in it's own court. - ohland I AM A PEACEABLE GUN OWNER Proud FFA member - Future Felons of Amerika

nandoz Joined Mar 2015 Posts 1669 EE 100% (41) IA, USA	Posted: 12/4/2021 3:19:45 PM EDT [#14] Do not drink it on top of a belly full of bourbon Makes for a bad hangover

MrSprocket Joined Oct 2020 Posts 40 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 3/23/2022 10:03:15 PM EDT [Last Edit: MrSprocket] [#15] I double tapped, just to be sure... Like a pan galactic gargle blaster, but in the worst way.

Deny_Everything Member Joined Oct 2014 Posts 725 EE 100% (42) USA	Posted: 8/24/2022 9:51:13 PM EDT [#16] Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon?

awptickes Joined Jul 2012 Posts 6016 EE 100% (13) MD, USA	Posted: 8/26/2022 9:15:44 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Deny_Everything: Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon? View Quote Yes. It's barely better than Malort.

southerncross Pulsating Member Joined May 2008 Posts 15171 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 8/28/2022 2:53:24 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By Deny_Everything: Has anyone tried Jeppson's Bourbon? View Quote It's like military whiskey filtered through a dirty diaper.
	Mom says I'm special

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