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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:23:09 PM EDT
Which mutant freak would scare you more?
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:34:34 PM EDT
[#1]
Voted Owl but what round for 15k lb kangaroo? I'm thinking I need a side by side 700 Nitro Express.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:35:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 18B30]
[#2]
A seven ton owl that was silent flight capable would eradicate humanity.
A 7 ton owl would be the equivalent of a dragon from game of thrones! 18Z50 |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:36:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Admiral_Crunch]
[#3]
Any of them. I don’t suppose a 15K lb owl could fly, but it would still be bad news.
Hell, any of them at 15k lbs probably wouldn’t even be able to breathe. 
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CT, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:36:44 PM EDT
[#4]
house cat
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:38:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Owl or the rooster.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:42:22 PM EDT
[#6]
15k wolverine would scare the shit out of me.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:43:07 PM EDT
[#7]
Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x
So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:43:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By akcaribouhunter: 15k wolverine would scare the shit out of me. At least you'd likely hear him coming
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:45:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: At least you'd likely hear him coming Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Originally Posted By akcaribouhunter: 15k wolverine would scare the shit out of me. At least you'd likely hear him coming |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:46:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: redseven11b]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. Holy fuck 
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:47:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Wubbman]
[#11]
You should add a 15k pound house cat to the poll. It would be the apex predator of apex predators.
ETA: once this asshole realized that daddy was all words and nothing else, it would be over.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:48:01 PM EDT
[#12]
Sea Monkey
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:48:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. I was going to ask how enormous an owl would have to be to weigh that much. So as long as you stay on the ground in the city, you should be safe. |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:51:05 PM EDT
[#14]
7' / 300lb praying mantis.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:51:18 PM EDT
[#15]
Dude, a 15 lb Chihuahua thinks its a Rottweiler. 15k lb Chihuahuas would destroy humanity much like dragons in Reign of Fire.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:52:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Wild pig
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:53:03 PM EDT
[#17]
A 15,000 pound chicken would be like 30 feet tall and completely fuck you up. Have you ever seen achicken go after a bug?
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:53:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Millennial]
[#18]
15000 pound Amy Schumer...
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:54:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Did you guys see the size of that chicken ?
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:54:54 PM EDT
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If my freaky, 24-clawed cat weighed 100 lbs, he would kill us all.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:54:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Wolfy
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MI, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:55:22 PM EDT
[#22]
This is where we see who’s never had a pet chihuahua before…
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:56:27 PM EDT
[#23]
A 15,000 lb rooster would literally be a T-Rex
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:57:28 PM EDT
[#24]
I can tell you which animal has already made me shit my pants numerous times...
the protozoan parasite Entamoeba histolytic |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:59:11 PM EDT
[#25]
What? No poll for a 15,000 lb woman? Now that would be scary.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:00:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cincinnatus: If my freaky, 24-clawed cat weighed 100 lbs, he would kill us all. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/285/EE1E114A-E427-4A7A-B0B8-3ED1EE911D87-3199405.jpg He looks like he just might anyway
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:01:15 PM EDT
[#27]
You forgot to put some type of insect in there. That thing would kill everything that it saw including the other 15,000 lb animals
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:02:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Aren't kangaroos herbivores? I feel like a 15,000lb kangaroo wouldn't even pay any attention to you. So really, just try not to get accidentally stepped on and you should be good.
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USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:06:27 PM EDT
[#29]
You went too big OP. The only 15000 lb animal that would care about humans might be an Ant Eater.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:12:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: At least you'd likely hear him coming Ironically, most people who spend a lot of time in the woods, never see a single one..they are a rare sight..I've been lucky and seen many, but we have trapped them for years and have a spot that normally gets at least 4 adults every season... |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:16:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Wubbman: You should add a 15k pound house cat to the poll. It would be the apex predator of apex predators. ETA: once this asshole realized that daddy was all words and nothing else, it would be over. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/66756/IMG_7511_jpeg-3199403.JPG We have his twin brother....these 2 are brothers, but the back guy....  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:16:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Hesperus]
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BuckeyeDoc: This is where we see who’s never had a pet chihuahua before… Never had one as a pet. But I have lived around them. They are super aggressive. Our only hope with the £15,000 variant would be that it would be too obese to move. Also yes, a rooster that size would be a T Rex. I don't want any of them stomping around either. |
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NV, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:17:13 PM EDT
[#33]
This one,
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:25:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cincinnatus: If my freaky, 24-clawed cat weighed 100 lbs, he would kill us all. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/285/EE1E114A-E427-4A7A-B0B8-3ED1EE911D87-3199405.jpg Fucking hell. |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:25:24 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. 
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USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:27:24 PM EDT
[#36]
Imagine a 15,000 pound swan.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:29:53 PM EDT
[#37]
A 15,000lb rooster is literally a dinosaur that will eat anything in sight
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:29:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fugitive: Dude, a 15 lb Chihuahua thinks its a Rottweiler. 15k lb Chihuahuas would destroy humanity much like dragons in Reign of Fire. 7.5 ton Chihuahua would rip you to bits if you looked at it crossways. Attitude that just won't quit. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:30:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. I'll take things I didn't expect to read in GD for 500 alex. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:30:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AKSnowRider: We have his twin brother....these 2 are brothers, but the back guy.... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/404934/IMG_8425_jpeg-3199426.JPG Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By AKSnowRider: Originally Posted By Wubbman: You should add a 15k pound house cat to the poll. It would be the apex predator of apex predators. ETA: once this asshole realized that daddy was all words and nothing else, it would be over. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/66756/IMG_7511_jpeg-3199403.JPG We have his twin brother....these 2 are brothers, but the back guy.... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/404934/IMG_8425_jpeg-3199426.JPG You gotta love orange cats! |
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OK, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:31:03 PM EDT
[#41]
The one in the middle seat.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:33:58 PM EDT
[#42]
15k lbs? That's just about most middle school reading language arts depts. I'm going with that.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:34:45 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 18B30: A seven ton owl that was silent flight capable would eradicate humanity. A 7 ton owl would be the equivalent of a dragon from game of thrones! 18Z50 This ^^^ |
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ESH
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:35:11 PM EDT
[#44]
If owls got up to 500lbs, they would most certainly prey on humans. In fact, they would be the apex predators of the world, and humans would be their primary source of sustenance. With their massive size and powerful talons, they would swoop down upon unsuspecting humans, snatching them up in their sharp claws and carrying them off to their nests for a midnight snack.
Imagine the terror that would grip the hearts of humans as they gazed up at the sky, beholding the majestic sight of a 500-pound owl descending upon them, its piercing gaze fixed upon its next meal. The owl’s wings would cast a shadow over the earth, and its hooting cry would strike fear into the hearts of all who heard it. But it gets even more absurd. With their newfound size and strength, owls would also develop a taste for human technology. They would use their massive talons to rip apart buildings, crushing cars and bridges beneath their feet. They would swoop down upon cities, snatching up humans and buildings alike, and carrying them off to their nests to feast upon the steel and concrete. And don’t even get me started on the owl’s new favorite pastime: owl-sized yoga. They would use their powerful talons to grasp the earth, and then proceed to contort themselves into impossible poses, their massive bodies bending and twisting in ways that would make even the most flexible human look like a stiff board. In short, if owls got up to 500lbs, they would be the ultimate predators, and humans would be their playthings. AI-generated answer. Please verify critical facts. Learn more |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:36:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mancat: A 15,000lb rooster is literally a dinosaur that will eat anything in sight Imagine that fucking cocoa-doodle-do in the morning. At least you’ll know where that bastard is, lol. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:37:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BattletweeteR: Did you guys see the size of that chicken ? Good thing he can’t see us here in the Spirit World! |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:38:27 PM EDT
[#47]
Owl has NVG’s, you ain’t never safe.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:39:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Nickel_Plated: Aren't kangaroos herbivores? I feel like a 15,000lb kangaroo wouldn't even pay any attention to you. So really, just try not to get accidentally stepped on and you should be good. Sure but if hopped close to your house it would probably collapse. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:40:06 PM EDT
[#49]
You can see a 7.5 ton rooster from far away, you can’t say the same for an owl of that size.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:41:34 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Wubbman: Imagine that fucking cocoa-doodle-do in the morning. At least you’ll know where that bastard is, lol. I love a big hot cup of cocao-doodle-do in the morning... |
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