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Posted: 5/16/2024 9:31:30 AM EDT
I can understand kindergarten because back in the industrial age once you got done with kindergarten you went to work with your dad in the mines or the factory

But it seems like preschool is a modern thing
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:33:37 AM EDT
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Of all the things to worry about in the world, that is not one of them for me.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:35:47 AM EDT
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I don't remember graduating from Kindergarten. I think I was pre-pre-school.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:36:10 AM EDT
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Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:38:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:40:28 AM EDT
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The Incredibles were right

"It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity"
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:43:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:44:49 AM EDT
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It seems like nowadays that is the peak educational achievement for many people.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:46:28 AM EDT
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Its simple participation trophies, even a rock could graduate preschool.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:46:38 AM EDT
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A bit of fun for little children...  Go for it and enjoy.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:47:39 AM EDT
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I went to kindergarten in the mid 70s. It was a half day at the First Baptist Church of the small town. We had a graduation. They also had a ceremony when you completed the grueling weeklong Church Camp.

Real school didn't have kindergarten. The class below mine was the first one that went to kindergarten at real school. I guess they carried on the tradition.

We didn't have 1st grade graduation, but we did have one in 6th grade. You went from king of the elementary school, to the low man of Junior High.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:48:19 AM EDT
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Working mothers and effeminate males who can’t earn enough to provide for their family
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:48:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:48:55 AM EDT
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When high schools started passing anyone with a pulse.

If what used to be a huge accomplishment that required lots of effort can now be achieved with no effort.... then the rituals no longer have value and can be used for anything.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:50:09 AM EDT
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My wife teaches preschool. Graduation is today. She says its a waste of time and resources. How can you give that to 3 year olds that will back next year?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:50:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: C3H5N3O9] [#15]
Who fucking cares?  Seriously, stick to posting chicks with phat asses.  It’s what you’re good at.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:52:21 AM EDT
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Who fucking cares?  Seriously, stick to posting chicks with phat asses.  It’s what you’re good at:
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It's not worth blowing up over.

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:53:50 AM EDT
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It's not worth blowing up over.

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Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9:
Who fucking cares?  Seriously, stick to posting chicks with phat asses.  It’s what you’re good at:


It's not worth blowing up over.


Touché.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:55:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Girlieman:
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It's this. Obviously the only requirement for graduating preschool is that the parents pay the tuition and the kids don't bite anybody or otherwise cause a massive disturbance.

But to the kids, it's a big deal, and they are very happy to do it. It's harmless. It's not like they grow up thinking "hey, I graduated preschool, I'm something."
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 10:09:34 AM EDT
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I attended preschool graduation last week.  They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up.  Some of the more notable professions were:

Princess
Boxer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!)
“Everything”
Runner
Queen
Sonic the Hedgehog
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:18:09 AM EDT
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My daughter graduates preschool this coming Wednesday and she's pretty pumped about it.  The kids are doing some kind of skit or short play for the parents instead of a typical graduation ceremony.  I wouldn't miss it!   It's just something cool for them to acknowledge their accomplishment, don't think too much into it like you do about everything O.P.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:21:02 AM EDT
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Women.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:31:50 AM EDT
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The same group of people who think everyone should get a tip for doing there job.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:33:51 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Girlieman:
A bit of fun for little children...  Go for it and enjoy.
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This
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:40:30 AM EDT
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My grandparents have a picture of my mom at her kindergarten graduation in the early 1960s.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:44:23 AM EDT
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I have to go to a 5th grade graduation next week. Wtf?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:46:08 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Capt-Planet:
Of all the things to worry about in the world, that is not one of them for me.
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I also worry about the strife in my local poor communities and the continued status of the USD as the worlds reserve currency too

So I have quite the bandwidth I supposed that the upside of making love to women with giant asses
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:46:48 AM EDT
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This is true. Kids want to work. All my kids know how to harvest cane
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:48:07 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DrPerceptron:
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My maternal grandmother quit school in the 9th grade, had a very tough upbringing and mentally abused my grand father for 64 years
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:48:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By StaccatoC2:
Its simple participation trophies, even a rock could graduate preschool.
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I had to repeat pre school
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:49:27 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
When high schools started passing anyone with a pulse.

If what used to be a huge accomplishment that required lots of effort can now be achieved with no effort.... then the rituals no longer have value and can be used for anything.
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That’s Bush Jrsnfault with his no child Left behind bullshit

He should be tried for war crimes
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:50:56 AM EDT
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thank suburban white women...
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:52:41 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Millennial:
I attended preschool graduation last week.  They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up.  Some of the more notable professions were:

Princess
Boxer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!)
“Everything”
Runner
Queen
Sonic the Hedgehog
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That's funny and the whole point. They're not meant to be taken seriously.

Neither are HS graduations, but that's just my opinion.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:54:28 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Millennial:
I attended preschool graduation last week.  They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up.  Some of the more notable professions were:

Princess
Boxer
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!)
"Everything"
Runner
Queen
Sonic the Hedgehog
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Aim high, hit low.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:56:04 AM EDT
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That will be the last grade they complete

Let them have it
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:58:56 AM EDT
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Don't they graduate from everything these days?
Kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, junior high, high school.
Just more snowflake nonsense.  Gotta boost that self-esteem rather than boost knowledge,
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 11:59:43 AM EDT
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Ancient Cappadocia.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 12:02:02 PM EDT
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My son graduated pre school a couple days ago and were still holding him back. Haha. So he will graduate preschool twice!

It's pretty cute. The kids do a little show where they prove they can count to 100, know the days of the weeks and months, can say the lords prayer (Christian school), know their address and both parents phone numbers, etc.

I appreciate that they prove to us they are teaching out kids important stuff.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 12:08:23 PM EDT
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Honestly, I barely get the point of junior high graduation, it was a relatively new concept for my school when I was young (mid 90s).

I asked my dad about it.

p3590: "I thought graduation was for high school and college?"
p3590 Sr.: "You go to school with those kids, how many of them do you thing are going to graduate from anything else."
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 12:20:28 PM EDT
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It originates with women that realize there is no fucking way the fruit of their loins is ever going to finish High School.  So get the 'Graduation' memories in when you can.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:04:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By CzechMate5:
Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay
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Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:05:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO:

Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever.
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Originally Posted By CzechMate5:
Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay

Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever.



I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:26:27 PM EDT
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I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me.
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The player fee increased $150/player so the team could afford the licenses needed to play all the artists requested by the team
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:31:55 PM EDT
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I always figured it was to excite the kids about accomplishing something to be more excited for the real schooling.

These days it seems like it's a moment for the teachers to hold an event to make themselves feel important.

Being at a few school events for our girls lately, it's become obvious it's not about the kids... the teachers are wanting the spotlight and attention.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:34:34 PM EDT
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Absolutely fucking retarded.

We have turned into a society that needs to celebrate every fucking thing, while we nosedive into mediocrity and ineptitude. Oh my, look at the emperor's new clothes! Little Timmy didn't shit on the floor today, let's celebrate! It's become the new opiate of the masses; let's pat ourselves on the back at every possible opportunity whether or not it is deserved.

I weap for the future.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:36:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By NAM:
Absolutely fucking retarded.

We have turned into a society that needs to celebrate every fucking thing, while we nosedive into mediocrity and ineptitude. Oh my, look at the emperor's new clothes! Little Timmy didn't shit on the floor today, let's celebrate! It's become the new opiate of the masses; let's pat ourselves on the back at every possible opportunity whether or not it is deserved.

I weap for the future.
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I'm really fighting to be angry about spending time with your children and encouraging them to enjoy learning.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:37:02 PM EDT
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The same group of people who think everyone should get a tip for doing there job.
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You didn't do well enough in kindergarten to warrant a graduation ceremony, did you?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:40:48 PM EDT
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It is quite ridiculous. The kids don't even know what is going on, not sure how there can be a sense of pride in something that you pass just for showing up. None are being "held back" anymore.

(Old man shaking fist at cloud): back in my day we had one graduation at 12th grade. (No, not even a boomer either).
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:48:39 PM EDT
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I recently enrolled one of my children in a Classical Christian school and the headmaster gave me a copy of this book as a gift. It really opened my eyes to modern education as a whole, and it's shortcomings in comparison to traditional education throughout history.  The concept of preschool didn't even become a thing until the 1960's.
https://www.amazon.com/Battle-American-Mind-Uprooting-Miseducation/dp/0063215047
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 1:51:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:



I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me.
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Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO:
Originally Posted By CzechMate5:
Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay

Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever.



I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me.

Right!!?  I can totally think back and imagine how cool that would've been!  Shall I assume that if you play Mexican style music your batting average will automatically go up 20 points?
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