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Posted: 5/16/2024 9:31:30 AM EDT
I can understand kindergarten because back in the industrial age once you got done with kindergarten you went to work with your dad in the mines or the factory
But it seems like preschool is a modern thing |
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Of all the things to worry about in the world, that is not one of them for me.
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Safety First. Unless it gets in the way of fun. Then safety second.
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I don't remember graduating from Kindergarten. I think I was pre-pre-school.
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Live your life as you would wish to have lived, when you come to die. Confucius
When words lose their meaning, a people can move neither hand nor foot. Confucius |
Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay
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Interviewer: Well, can you... blow up the world?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff. |
It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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The Incredibles were right
"It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity" |
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It seems like nowadays that is the peak educational achievement for many people.
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Now stop, hammer time.
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Its simple participation trophies, even a rock could graduate preschool.
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"I am gonna laugh my ass off looking out the air vent of the box car watching some of you shot in the head in a ditch when you finally realize it's time to resist." stolen from RR_broccoli
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A bit of fun for little children... Go for it and enjoy.
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I went to kindergarten in the mid 70s. It was a half day at the First Baptist Church of the small town. We had a graduation. They also had a ceremony when you completed the grueling weeklong Church Camp.
Real school didn't have kindergarten. The class below mine was the first one that went to kindergarten at real school. I guess they carried on the tradition. We didn't have 1st grade graduation, but we did have one in 6th grade. You went from king of the elementary school, to the low man of Junior High. |
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Working mothers and effeminate males who can’t earn enough to provide for their family
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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When high schools started passing anyone with a pulse.
If what used to be a huge accomplishment that required lots of effort can now be achieved with no effort.... then the rituals no longer have value and can be used for anything. |
Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
My wife teaches preschool. Graduation is today. She says its a waste of time and resources. How can you give that to 3 year olds that will back next year?
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I have common sense, whats your super power? Norcal callsign "Liver"
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Who fucking cares? Seriously, stick to posting chicks with phat asses. It’s what you’re good at.
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Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023
KS, USA
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Make Occam's Razor Great Again
It's not about if you win or lose. It's about how many rules they have to add afterwards. |
Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: It's not worth blowing up over. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By C3H5N3O9: Who fucking cares? Seriously, stick to posting chicks with phat asses. It’s what you’re good at: It's not worth blowing up over. Touché. |
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Originally Posted By Girlieman: A bit of fun for little children... Go for it and enjoy. View Quote It's this. Obviously the only requirement for graduating preschool is that the parents pay the tuition and the kids don't bite anybody or otherwise cause a massive disturbance. But to the kids, it's a big deal, and they are very happy to do it. It's harmless. It's not like they grow up thinking "hey, I graduated preschool, I'm something." |
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I attended preschool graduation last week. They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up. Some of the more notable professions were:
Princess Boxer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!) “Everything” Runner Queen Sonic the Hedgehog |
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Originally Posted By Girlieman: A bit of fun for little children... Go for it and enjoy. View Quote My daughter graduates preschool this coming Wednesday and she's pretty pumped about it. The kids are doing some kind of skit or short play for the parents instead of a typical graduation ceremony. I wouldn't miss it! It's just something cool for them to acknowledge their accomplishment, don't think too much into it like you do about everything O.P. |
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Women.
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The same group of people who think everyone should get a tip for doing there job.
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My grandparents have a picture of my mom at her kindergarten graduation in the early 1960s.
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I have to go to a 5th grade graduation next week. Wtf?
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Originally Posted By Capt-Planet: Of all the things to worry about in the world, that is not one of them for me. View Quote I also worry about the strife in my local poor communities and the continued status of the USD as the worlds reserve currency too So I have quite the bandwidth I supposed that the upside of making love to women with giant asses |
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/9ilwc6tfk1r91-3215601.jpg View Quote This is true. Kids want to work. All my kids know how to harvest cane |
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: When high schools started passing anyone with a pulse. If what used to be a huge accomplishment that required lots of effort can now be achieved with no effort.... then the rituals no longer have value and can be used for anything. View Quote That’s Bush Jrsnfault with his no child Left behind bullshit He should be tried for war crimes |
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Take it easy and if it's easy take it twice
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Proud and grateful Tennessee Squire
flgfish: "Low mileage cars piss me off. You saving your girlfriend for the next guy? Drive the car and enjoy it. A 911 is damn near bulletproof." |
thank suburban white women...
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Endeavor to Persevere
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Originally Posted By Millennial: I attended preschool graduation last week. They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up. Some of the more notable professions were: Princess Boxer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!) “Everything” Runner Queen Sonic the Hedgehog View Quote That's funny and the whole point. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Neither are HS graduations, but that's just my opinion. |
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Originally Posted By Millennial: I attended preschool graduation last week. They announced the student names and what they wanted to be when they grew up. Some of the more notable professions were: Princess Boxer Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (two kids!) "Everything" Runner Queen Sonic the Hedgehog View Quote |
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That will be the last grade they complete
Let them have it |
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Poking internet kooks with pointy sticks since '81
FL, USA
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Don't they graduate from everything these days?
Kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, junior high, high school. Just more snowflake nonsense. Gotta boost that self-esteem rather than boost knowledge, |
Repeal the 17th Amendment. Restore the Republic!
A right should restrict the government, not obligate it! |
Ancient Cappadocia.
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My son graduated pre school a couple days ago and were still holding him back. Haha. So he will graduate preschool twice!
It's pretty cute. The kids do a little show where they prove they can count to 100, know the days of the weeks and months, can say the lords prayer (Christian school), know their address and both parents phone numbers, etc. I appreciate that they prove to us they are teaching out kids important stuff. |
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We're living in an episode of Who's Line is it Anyway.
Where everything's made up and the points don't matter. |
Honestly, I barely get the point of junior high graduation, it was a relatively new concept for my school when I was young (mid 90s).
I asked my dad about it. p3590: "I thought graduation was for high school and college?" p3590 Sr.: "You go to school with those kids, how many of them do you thing are going to graduate from anything else." |
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It originates with women that realize there is no fucking way the fruit of their loins is ever going to finish High School. So get the 'Graduation' memories in when you can.
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"A mass production economy can neither be created nor sustained
without a leveled population, one conditioned to mass habits, mass tastes, mass enthusiasms, predictable mass behaviors." John Gatto |
Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO: Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO: Originally Posted By CzechMate5: Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever. I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me. |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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I always figured it was to excite the kids about accomplishing something to be more excited for the real schooling.
These days it seems like it's a moment for the teachers to hold an event to make themselves feel important. Being at a few school events for our girls lately, it's become obvious it's not about the kids... the teachers are wanting the spotlight and attention. |
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Absolutely fucking retarded.
We have turned into a society that needs to celebrate every fucking thing, while we nosedive into mediocrity and ineptitude. Oh my, look at the emperor's new clothes! Little Timmy didn't shit on the floor today, let's celebrate! It's become the new opiate of the masses; let's pat ourselves on the back at every possible opportunity whether or not it is deserved. I weap for the future. |
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Originally Posted By NAM: Absolutely fucking retarded. We have turned into a society that needs to celebrate every fucking thing, while we nosedive into mediocrity and ineptitude. Oh my, look at the emperor's new clothes! Little Timmy didn't shit on the floor today, let's celebrate! It's become the new opiate of the masses; let's pat ourselves on the back at every possible opportunity whether or not it is deserved. I weap for the future. View Quote I'm really fighting to be angry about spending time with your children and encouraging them to enjoy learning. |
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It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.
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I will not compromise!
Ne Desit Virtus (Let Valor Not Fail) - Rakkasan! "Life is fucking hard. Either get used to taking a few lumps like the rest of us, or buy a fucking helmet and crawl into a corner somewhere." -Me |
It is quite ridiculous. The kids don't even know what is going on, not sure how there can be a sense of pride in something that you pass just for showing up. None are being "held back" anymore.
(Old man shaking fist at cloud): back in my day we had one graduation at 12th grade. (No, not even a boomer either). |
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I recently enrolled one of my children in a Classical Christian school and the headmaster gave me a copy of this book as a gift. It really opened my eyes to modern education as a whole, and it's shortcomings in comparison to traditional education throughout history. The concept of preschool didn't even become a thing until the 1960's.
https://www.amazon.com/Battle-American-Mind-Uprooting-Miseducation/dp/0063215047 |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By HELOBRAVO: Originally Posted By CzechMate5: Celebrating the bare minimum to survive in society. Yay Little League baseball has walk out songs now.....gayest shit ever. I'm really struggling to figure out why this is something that should upset me. Right!!? I can totally think back and imagine how cool that would've been! Shall I assume that if you play Mexican style music your batting average will automatically go up 20 points? |
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